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  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    The best quality about me is your mom.

    Because there's a piece of me inside her rn.
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  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Furthermore, he once nursed a bear cub for a winter because he felt bad about killing it's mother with his bear hands. He didn't know that the bear was a mother, and the pain of his actions replaced the bloodlust. Unknown to Spec, that bear cub pledged a life debt to him. In his darkest hour, the bear returned.
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  3. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Hamp,
    Have you been getting any rest? Are the plans coming together for her services? Those plans can sometimes cause arguing among family members, hope that’s not the case for you.


    That story you told about your Mom is funny. She was a troll before being a troll was fashionable! Lol. Good woman👍🏻

    I have an awesome family. We've already made her arrangements and there's no worry about it. She'll be buried close to my grandmother and great grandmother and her father and more family than I even know. After all the stress and preparation for this moment I'm glad that we don't have to worry about paying for it of all things.

    I've been sleeping as much as I can. There's a lot of us in this house, so I'm sleeping a chair lol.

    My mom was amazing. She's the best person I've ever known. I'm glad that I got her humor.
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  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
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  5. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    My mom used to call in to Carl P. Mayfield's show on 103.3 WKDF in Nashville when I was about 3 or 4, and she would pretend to be an older black lady named Ruby. She would get all in their shit and have everybody rollin'. Eventually, she talked to Carl P. off-air and admitted that she was trollin' the whole time and that she was really an almost middle-aged white woman when they wanted to meet Ruby in person. We drove to the station and she brought the crew a few fudge pies. Mom was something else.
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  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can get an apartment in the ghetto here for $500. Sure you have black and Hispanic neighbors who like to shoot at each other but you'll be king of the block when they see whitey walkin to the mailbox. All the crack hoes will want some.

    More like the target of the block. Everyone will indeed want some, but they won't be asking. They will straight up take your shit and dare you to defend yourself.

    On the other hand, Motel 6 will have hookers and drugs. It's basically space nigga paradise.
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  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer Yawn

    So, Hillary commits actual crimes and you don't give a shit, but orange man bad.

    Right. Got it.

    Remind me to laugh next time you try to talk politics.
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  8. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Oh lort.

    There's a reason that you can't walk out your front door and say these things in a public space. It's because you're fucking stupid, and those that wouldn't stomp your ass would at least educate you about how very wrong you are.

    You're just a pedophile that needs to justify your shit, otherwise you'd probably eat a bullet because deep down you know that you're full of it.
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  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny another victim identified.

    Identify deez nutz.

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  10. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Sup Hamper? Did you just make a comment?

    Nope.

    It just seems that way.
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  11. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Aw, haha this thread is still going?

    It just seems that way.
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  12. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Bitch shut the fuck up
    You're going to wake up 10 years from now and realize that society has moved on from you ageistic view.
    You are not only stupid but a lemming.
    My Loli waifu and I will spit on your grave.

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  13. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer Viral inflammation of the lining pf the lung.

    Restricts lung capacity.

    Very sharp pains when breathing.

    Treatable with antibiotics and prednisone.

    Drink lots of liquids and get plenty of rest.

    Avoid bending over, or lifting things.

    Antibiotics do nothing to treat viral infections.
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  14. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Pretty sure everyone's drunk (or on some other psychoactive compound) on NIS.

    If you're not, I question your sanity.

    Not yet, but soon. Got that purple fruit punch headed my way in the morning.
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  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Two cocks with one stroke.

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  17. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    You should have a coffee together.
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  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/dickson-county-deputy-daniel-scott-baker-shot-tennessee-manhunt-for-steven-wiggins-2018-05-30/

    The Tennessee Bureau of Investigation tweeted Wednesday that it has placed Wiggins on its Top 10 Most Wanted list and is offering a reward of up to $2,500 for information leading to his arrest.

    The agency also has sent an alert to cellphones in the area.

    Dickson County Sheriff Jeff Bledsoe cried as he asked the community for help in locating Wiggins, saying "our hearts are shattered with this." Bledsoe described the slain deputy as "one of our best" who worked his way up in the department to become a patrol sergeant.

    Bledsoe said Baker was a 10-year veteran of the department who also served in the Marine Corps Reserve. He said the deputy leaves behind a wife and a daughter.

    "Not only has our agency lost a brother, but our community has lost a hero," Bledsoe said.

    They been blowin up the EAS on errbody phones today. Florida Man don't ride hard on the popo like Tennessee Man.

    They gon kill this nigga y'all. Hell, why shouldn't they? Dude was probably a decent enough person. He had a daughter that loved him. If I know nothing else about him, that's enough.

    Fuck this Wiggins McChicken looking ass nigga. Who gives a shit what happens to him before he gets his due process?
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  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT it only happens once every year or two otherwise I'm high 24/7/363

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  20. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no man, doctors cause more harm than good

    Lol, oh yeah, you're one of those.

    Makes sense. You're a walking petri dish.
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