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2017-02-10 at 4:53 AM UTC in Shit_snapSpare the rod and snib the snap.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-10 at 5:02 AM UTC in ATTENTION ALL USERS: IMPORTANT ALERTThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-10 at 5:07 PM UTC in Anyone ever experience sleep paralysis!!?
Originally posted by greenplastic People talking about sleep paralysis is annoying as fuck. Everyone wants to share their story and think they're special but in reality it's just something weird that happens occasionally to most people.
I think it's fascinating. I've always been interested in how the brain functions during sleep and the role dreams play in the process.
I read a great article on arstechnica recently about research that describes the method by which memories and information are either strengthened or "pruned" during REM sleep.
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2017-02-07 at 7:11 AM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-06 at 6:19 PM UTC in was anyone here ever a bad kid?
Originally posted by cerakote this reminds me, i got some flak from teachers last year because i wrote an english paper about how faggots and liberals and feminists are bad and are the thing killing this country and he thought it was good and gave me a 100 but the other teachers thought it was politically incorrect or some bullshit
I'd love to be back in high school, so I could put these libtards in their place.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-06 at 3:33 PM UTC in was anyone here ever a bad kid?I was a good kid for the most part. I mean, I got into fights pretty regularly and did lots of things that I shouldn't have, but I don't think that made me a bad kid.
Lol, one time me and my buddy got an award from the principle because we went a whole week without getting in trouble. When I walked in his office and saw my buddy I thought, "ah fuck, we're about to get lit up."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-06 at 4:10 AM UTC in How I made my penis 8 inches longBangin' in your mama's bed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-06 at 1:30 AM UTC in How I made my penis 8 inches longBoasting in a nostalgia Ted.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-02 at 7:37 AM UTC in My "best friend" is a fucking piece of shitDon't befriend stupid impulsive people.
One or the other, but not both.
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2017-02-02 at 4:56 PM UTC in My "best friend" is a fucking piece of shit
Originally posted by cerakote "fuck" 9 times in this post
learn to communicate without explitives tbh fam
Fuck you. Expletives kick fucking ass.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-02 at 8:35 PM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space EditionMake that a bag of speed and a bag of weed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-02 at 4:53 PM UTC in My sister is a dumb nasty bitch
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Pics or desbribe her physical appearance in great detail.
What's her number? Does she have Kik or Facebook?. Pm it to me. I'll steer her right
About 130lbs of pure Tennessee swamp donkey.
Originally posted by RestStop Dope hoes are hot brahs..srs. Nothing better than a blondie or a redhead that fry ya bannana for some shard..
I love crazy bitches too, but you'd have to be pretty desperate to settle for my sister. She's bipolar, bulimic, has four kids, and now a meth addiction and an itchy twat. You can do better, bro.
Originally posted by cerakote >snatched up your phone
as in, stole it? with no intention to give it back?
if so, how did this happen? why did you allow someone who would steal your expensive shit into your house
She snatched it up so that she could use it comfortably from her bed because the computer was too much of an inconvenience. Probably told herself she'd put it back when she got tired, but said fuck it when it actually happened. Typical self-centered bitch shit.
She's been living with me for almost a year now since she had my nephew. I endure her bullshit for his sake. Our mom is disabled, so she can't care for a toddler which leaves my youngest sister and I. My son tried to lock her out when she pulled up out of the blue last night after being gone for four or five days. I should have let him.
Originally posted by Malice You could honestly get thousands of upvotes on reddit, possibly even crossing the 10K barrier and making it to the front page of r/all. Try posting it on r/trashy, for the lulz. https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/
You're probably right, but fuck reddit. Never really gave half a wet shit about that site.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-02 at 2:14 PM UTC in My sister is a dumb nasty bitch
Originally posted by reject How many dicks do you think she's sucked for meth
All of themThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-02 at 12:42 PM UTC in My sister is a dumb nasty bitchSnatched up my phone while I was asleep. Almost missed my alarm to get the kids ready for school because of her dumb ass.
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2017-01-30 at 8:03 PM UTC in Kill me now
Originally posted by cerakote staph sounds like it might be right
and you can get fucked up bad if you let that go untreated
Still haven't been to see my doctor. Went to work instead...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-29 at 2:27 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
Originally posted by Sophie >Pull out my belt
Spanking children makes you a child abuser.
Here are some studies to show you, you're an asshole for threatening/spanking your children.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/09/090924231749.htm
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865551553/Study-Spanking-lowers-IQ-fosters-aggression-depression.html
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201309/research-spanking-it-s-bad-all-kids
https://news.utexas.edu/2016/04/25/risks-of-harm-from-spanking-confirmed-by-researchers
Do this instead.
http://positiveparenting.com/9-things-to-do-instead-of-spanking/
Fuck you.
You don't know shit.
I'll bend you over my knee right now, lil boy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-27 at 10:44 PM UTC in Kill me now
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2017-01-29 at 10:17 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
Originally posted by Sophie Yeah, that's the most pathetic part. I am a fucking pedophile and even i have never actually BEAT CHILDREN WITH A BELT. You are worse than a pedophile, how does that make you feel?
Makes me feel nothing. Your opinion on the matter is invalidated by your inclination to view children as sex objects.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-14 at 5:44 PM UTC in Rioting next week
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2017-01-28 at 6:10 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby My brother and I got kinda pissed about are mom yelling at us while we working making it harder to work. So when they would go antique shopping and I was in charge of my brother we would commit psyop's. Like we got my moms fabric scissors and I told my brother to cut the power cord to the tv in the kitchen. He did and It fucking made a slight explosion and I told him to not say anything, even the scissors had a huge burn mark on them and a piece of the metal blown out. We hid the scissors and when my parents came home, and they were asking us why it looked like the chord was cut we just kept lying about how we didnt know.
Well, this explains a lot...My parents re-tiled the entire dining / living room front of house, so when they would leave I would put two ice cubes by the baseboards only by one specific spot of where my dad had been bitching about the original tiles "buckling".
...ya little shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
