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Posts by HampTheToker

  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I'm boutta have a fat ass family of deep fried southerners all eating our feelings for Thanksgiving, funeral services for my mom, Christmas, and New Year, and my son's birthday shortly after.

    We pregaming with a feast tonight from my aunt Shelby and them.

    Mom would be proud.
  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by IWD My condolences.

    The real IWD would have written a magnificent eulogy.
  3. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Keep in mind you're sleeping peacefully when you die. No pain or suffering, and the good people will be back in the paradise.

    Thanks, man.

    Originally posted by Zanick Gosh, Hamp, I'm really sorry. I hope you and your family were able to be with her. Did you have a close relationship?

    We were. And, of course. I'm a Tennessean. We love our mama's down here. This changes my whole world.

    Originally posted by aldra happy birthday!



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny now you get to commemorate 2 things for the price and effort of just one.

    Oh, believe me. I know.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i hope saying things like this doesnt make me a bad person.

    Lol, nah. I think I kind of woke up knowing that today could be the day. It wasn't all bad.

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Don't even know you but sorry for the loss.

    I appreciate it.
  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Deplorable here.

    What are your plans for dealing with Jim "The" Acosta and his recent victory in court? Will you appeal the ruling and Make News Real Again by kicking Acoster in his fake poohole?

    Big Tech and the Masters of the Universe: how do you intend to deal with conservative censorship on social media and the ideological bias expressed by these tech giants that effectively weild total control of the information on the internet and the public's access to it?

    I have more questions, but let's start with a couple of warm-up inquires.
  5. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    ...on my birthday of all days.

    These holidays will never be the same for me or any of us, really. My grandmother passed the day after New Year's 2016...twenty feet from where mom did. My aunt's house is basically a hospice at this point.
  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Lines in this song had me losing my shit out of nowhere while doing laundry.

  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Moms never die

    They always live on inside you

    Like a lovely heartworm

    Corrected that for you.
  8. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    My cousin called me last night at 10pm freaked out because she thought my mom had a stroke. As bedridden as she is, the chances of that happening are kind of high. I was about to haul ass over there until my dad called me back and told me she was just overreacting.
  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks I just bought an 8-ball of meth about 10 minutes ago.

    This thread has the serendipitous timing of a religious parable.

    Quarter of purple fruit punch Trump's your shitty ball, bro. Stimulants are fun, but you can't sustain that kind of lifestyle. I can't, anyway.
  10. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    My nephew discovered Trolls. Totally my fault, too.

  11. HampTheToker African Astronaut


    Back to you, Billy.
  12. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer Yawn

    So, Hillary commits actual crimes and you don't give a shit, but orange man bad.

    Right. Got it.

    Remind me to laugh next time you try to talk politics.
  13. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL She could also… smoke… cigarettes.

    Interdasting...
  14. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Talk about reverse psychology rape.

    If she gots them lips that grip, then she can rape me forwards, backwards, left, right, or whatever.
  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Them gotdamn Russian bots again.
  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Sup Hamper? Did you just make a comment?

    Nope.

    It just seems that way.
  17. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I've never seen anal porn where thst happens unless it's specifically labeled as such. Which means you were watching prolapse porn. Which means you knew. Which means you like it.

    Dat logic.
  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Aw, haha this thread is still going?

    It just seems that way.
  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse3.com who doesn't take care or at least watch mom more and more ?

    People who were raised on ramen and ate their cereal with water because mom was too busy smoking crack to buy milk.
  20. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer No thanks, sweetie – I don't do smoke.

    I see.

    *Calls police*
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