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Posts by HampTheToker
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2018-11-24 at 5:09 AM UTC in Pray for my deathRa gonna fuck you up, son.
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2018-11-24 at 5:06 AM UTC in CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY ; CLAIM YOUR PRESENT[S] HERE.So far, I've gotten my son a new Elite wireless controller, new 1TB Xbox One S Fortnite bundle, $50 shark card for GTA5, and Red Dead Redemption 2. Next, I start buying PC components. I wanted to build him a decent gaming rig last year, but cryptominers had costs sky high and homie don't play that.
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2018-11-22 at 9:14 PM UTC in if today / tonight is thanksgivingWut
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2018-11-22 at 9:13 PM UTC in merry thanksgiving cuntsRussian bot detected
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2018-11-22 at 9:04 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-11-22 at 4:42 AM UTC in smoked a lil green
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2018-11-22 at 4:40 AM UTC in smoked a lil green
Originally posted by gadzooks I drank like a liter of whiskey, smoked a gram of meth, downed about 200mg Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide, and popped some clonazepam and xanax, as well as took a few caps of GHB.
Yet do you see me making threads about going to dollar stores and shit?
Re-evaluate your life.
Could you put that in the form of a question?/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/55901233/1_DjIgGy5umBkyltPq77WFdg.0.jpeg)
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2018-11-22 at 4:35 AM UTC in smoked a lil green
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2018-11-22 at 4:25 AM UTC in smoked a lil green
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2018-11-22 at 4:22 AM UTC in Artificially Synthesizing Jenkem as a Research Chemical AlternativeBrb boutta go make some salts in the bathroom.
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2018-11-22 at 4:20 AM UTC in smoked a lil greenI've smoked like 9 pots today. AMA
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2018-11-21 at 11:17 PM UTC in Oh my GOD.. for fucks sake, People!Tell us why you did that thing you did that time.
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2018-11-21 at 11:15 PM UTC in fuck this
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2018-11-21 at 4:22 PM UTC in Trump disregards CIA findings re Khashoggi murder, wants to keep doing business ...Don't let any of this distract you from the fact that this boy done shit his pants and botched the cleanup.
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2018-11-21 at 4:20 PM UTC in ITT we mischaracterize our identitiesWhere Captain Falcon be at these days?
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2018-11-21 at 4:18 PM UTC in ITT we mischaracterize our identities
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2018-11-21 at 4:08 PM UTC in I just shit myself...
Originally posted by WellHung I ended up getting a huge shit spot on the bathroom floor mat… so I set it outside another room door so housekeeping doesn't know it's me… had to wash my shorts and underwear in the shower to get all the shit out of them. Good thing I showered too because I ended up having shit all over my buttocks and up and down my chode.
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2018-11-21 at 4 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
Originally posted by Sudo lol fucking drunk natives
you were all fulla piss n vinegar earlier and likely still riding high after your victory beating up the substitute bartender.
Now you got thumped by a native and natives are typically really sloppy drunks who get really chinky eyed and smiley when they're drunk, likely as a reaction to the sugar in alcohol
all I'm saying is it was your fault and there's really no such thing as a sucker punch when you say cash me ousside come the fuck on mmq you know this. Did you expect Queensbury rules with a drunk native at a bar?
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2018-11-21 at 3:45 PM UTC in Have you ever thought too hard about your (living) parents, etc dying and start crying?
Originally posted by Grandpaskins It's just the acid man calm down.
Nah, it's called getting older and surviving as you experience the loss of the people you've known and loved more and more frequently.
My mom's funeral is going to be hard, but I doubt it'll be as hard as my cousin's two year-old son. My son was about four or five at the time.
When you've been to as many funerals as I have, you can't not imagine the future and how it could be. I've pondered many a tragedy. -
2018-11-21 at 6:08 AM UTC in I think the PTB are putting drugs in my vodka.Taka lol
