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Posts by HampTheToker

  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I'm blowin' purp in beantown. How tf you think I'm feeling?
  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok, I'm not even that much of a regular around here, and even I figured it was a troll thread from the title and username alone.

    I should have known better, but I let muh feels get in the way. I've been to a child's funeral. They're rough.

    At least the kid is ok. Though, how ok can a kid be if she comes from a man that uses her as the punchline of his shitposting? She'll be ok, but not just ok. I mean, she has his genes. If she's really unlucky, she'll have a son just like him.
  3. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny If only someone had said that 16 pages ago, if only some hero would have risen to inform you that Bill Krozby is a lying piece of shit with no respect for human life and feeling any shred of sympathy for him is just feeding his narcissism.

    But alas, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE saw this troll coming.

    I saw it coming, but I still have to change my number because bravo asshole. Ya got me.
  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Lolol
  5. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Item 47 is a wild lil dude. Mostly lurks, but he'll cut a nigga up with them comments.
  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I'm a boxers guy, personally.
  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Peanut pajama pants
    Same thing as underwear
    Or tightey whities
    Which is what Peanut wears
    To sleep
    Peanut pajama pants

  8. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby It wasn't warranted, just you were being a bandwaggoner, but I digress. Maybe you're right about it being a coping mechanism or maybe its something else.

    Theres been 3 times in my life where I looked at someone and thought to myself that person is going to die, and then they die.

    Were they participating in a high risk activity? How much time passed between when you called it and when it happened? I'm willing to bet there were warning signs whether you were aware of them consciously or not.
  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Post butthole pix.
  10. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah my 13 year old gf will never shut the fuck up no matter how many times I beat her or threaten to sell her into slavery



  11. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Aww, that's sweet. How old is your son? Any concerns about violent videogames? Normally that kind of thing doesn't even occur to me but I remember seeing this scene somewhere:



    and being like kinda shocked how graphic and kind of "realistically" brutal a AAA game got

    Not really. I talk with him about treating others with respect and the golden rule and all that. Guidance trumps exposure. Sitting a kid in front of things like that without giving them perspective, I think, is where problems can arise.

    I'm not one of those dads that shames his kid for having an interest in video games. I like to play too, so it's something we do together. Honestly, he gets more angry and frustrated with Fortnite than he does anything else, and that game is cartoony as hell. He's really good at it, so he gets pissed off when he gets robbed. If he was left alone to deal with that on his own it would be one thing, but I'm there to keep him in check when he feels like throwing his controller through the damn TV.

    I don't make the mistake of leaving him to deal with his emotions on his own. Talking your kids through their shit and not treating them like they're too young to understand solves a lot of problems.

    He'll be 9 in a couple months. He's a good kid with a big heart. I couldn't have been luckier.
  12. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    My sister's dad's ex-wife's daughter is 13 and has decided that I am her new father figure since her dad died like a year ago.

    Do you have any idea what it's like wanting to tell a young teenage girl to shut the fuck up and leave you alone, but you can't because you're a decent human being?
  13. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    My night consisted of taking the kids to kick it at one of those indoor trampoline places, bbq, and watching my son wreck shit in Black Ops 4.
  14. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Cccccombo breaker
  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG I let that play all the way to the end for some reason and I fucking hate you

    <3
  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh man, the fucking POWER of programming brings on many temptations.

    Don't do it, bro. This is one of the last places where a nigga doesn't have to worry that his words will be used against him in the court of public opinion. I mean, I don't spout off stupid bullshit like that anyway, but it's nice knowing that I could if I wanted to. Another little piece of me would die if this community fell apart again.
  17. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks RESULT: Apparently not.

    Fuck flood control.
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  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was actually going to say that before I read that. My mom told me when her dad died in the 70's she was really upset and told me that she saw her dad telling her it was alright and to not worry.

    Funny thing daniel I made a thread about this several years ago and you and some of the other gonts totally shit all over it lol.

    Don't remember it, but it was probably warranted. People underestimate the power of the mind. Things like that are a coping mechanism. There's nothing metaphysical about it. Just a desperate mind trying to make sense of it all any way that it can.
  20. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist I’m kinda curious about the timing of it Hamp.

    That occurred to me as well. My sister thinks it's my mom's spirit trying to reassure me or whatever.

    I think I just ran out of weed and had some intense rebound dreams due to stress and grief.
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