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Posts by HampTheToker

  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Do you have respect for a fresh pile of dog shit?
  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ah got it, like shitting your pants in public.

    Lol not quite.
  3. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Seems if you are seeing shadow people you are not really awake…or fucking nuts…and if you are awake and cant move it's not sleep paralyses..as you aren't asleep…

    Sleep paralysis is sort of like a limbo between consciousness and sleep. Your brain shuts down some motor function while you sleep so that you don't act out your dreams. Sleep paralysis occurs after that happens, but before you fully fall asleep.

    I think the sense of dread and fear commonly associated with it is more about a loss of control than anything else; your semi-conscious brain struggling to explain what's happening.
  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III my drugs just haven't kicked in yet

    I know that feel. Hang in there. You'll be comfortably numb shortly.
  5. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick I frequently have hypnogogic hallucinations. Typically I'll wake up and believe I'm working on something diligently when really I'm just sitting up in bed, and by the time I figure it out, I'm usually late and pissed off.

    I've had that a few times. Once it was so vivid that I kind of questioned my reality every day for about a week.
  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III everybody knows what sleep paralysis is already. people just feel special whenever it happens to them and thinks it warrants telling everyone they know. it doesn't, literally everyone has experienced it before and hearing about other peoples nonsensical dreams is always boring as fuck how have you not learned this in 30 something years on the planet?

    Who shit in your cornflakes this morning?
  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    All these johnsons floppin' around all over the place.
  8. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III *sigh* i guess we need to hear about EVERYONES FUCKING DREAMS now

    I'd prefer to hear more about abnormal things like sleep paralysis and other sleep disorders. I've experienced it off and on since I was a kid. This time however, there was no fear or shadowy figures or anything like that commonly associated with sleep paralysis which was kind of weird. If I hadn't woke up in a rush because I overslept, then I might have remembered more details about my dreams.
  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There are programs out there that write 1s and 0s to the hard drive over and over…overwriting any data or recoverable data…hard drives are so cheap though you are better just destroying it.

    Samsung just came out with their new 860 QVO 1TB SSD for $150. It's not ideal as a boot drive apparently because read/write speeds aren't on par with their Evo line, but it'd be great for storage.
  10. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG What did you dream about?

    I don't even remember. Earlier this week I had a dream that my dad and I were redoing a friend's bathroom, and I noticed the friend's girlfriend was sitting on the floor with her back to me looking at pictures laying on the floor in front of her. I thought she looked a lot like mom from behind, then I realized that his girlfriend is black and that it wasn't her at all.

    That from an hour's sleep because I tossed and turned all night until just before I had to be up anyway. I woke up with fucking tears in my eyes. It took everything I had not to lose it in front of my son first thing in the morning before sending him to school.

    Originally posted by totse3.com hi

    If I was I wouldn't be having this problem.
  11. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    And, suddenly twice in one night.

    First time experiencing dreams within dreams, though.

    Fml
  12. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    My sister's little brother has a half sister that's supposed to be receiving her dad's military benefits since he passed, but her aunt is the guardian or whatever of that money. That's $1k every month that's supposed to go to the teenager, but instead goes to the whims of her bull dyke aunt. Her mom went to court today for a routine progress report since regaining custody of her a few months ago, and she brought up the fact that her aunt isn't spending that money on her and the judge was PISSED. She has 10 days to account for her spending or the mother becomes the responsible party for it. She can't do that because she's blown it on bull dyke bullshit for almost a year. As if that wasn't bad enough, she constantly dresses the girl like a boy even though she's clearly not gay and can make up her own damn mind about what she wants to wear.

    Today was a good day.
  13. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Dirty Dougie is a date rapist though, in that he charms lonely fat single moms then when they pass out from drinking a box of cheap red and listening to his boring stories, he rapes them while they sleep and makes their cat watch. Then he tries to convince them they were awake the next morning. They feel really creeped out about the whole ordeal but he does his best to make them forget by buying them stuffed bears and other kiddie shit. Then they have awake sex and it creeps her out even more because he tells them to pretend she's his daughter and call him daddy and say really specific things. Then they block his number and never go on Austin Craigslist again. Bill Krozby goes back on some trampy fat sloot site and the cycle continues until one of them has some self respect and does something about it.

    Let's hope it's soon

    Damn. Tell us how you really feel.
  14. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Can't sleep. Can't stop thinking. I'd take a fat swig of cough syrup, but I've got kids that need to catch the bus n shit.

    On the bright side, I'm one of those rare niggas that functions just fine on minimal sleep, so at least there's that.
  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist I’ve got a *weed hippy dude* like that!:-)

    My other dude has way better bud, but it's a journey to his house and I'm not getting out tonight.
  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I feel halfway schizophrenic if I read more than a paragraph.
  17. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh Hamp, sending good vibes your way.

    Now where’s that damn weed man😡. I’d let cha hit my vape pen if you were here.

    Weed lady*

    She stays busy running all over the planet. I try not to complain because she really does bend over backwards to be there when you need her and not just for weed or whatever.
  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Head aches, legs ache, weed's taking forever to get here, and I'm burying my mom tomorrow. Living the dream.
  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Isn’t it because it’s supposedly the only time that retail stores would run in the black?

    Yes, but most people don't understand what being "in the black" means.
  20. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Fun fact: most people don't know why it's called black Friday.
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