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Posts by HampTheToker

  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Your*
  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Wazzup, Hamp?

    Same old same old. Doing my best to raise my boys. More than anything else, that's why I haven't been very active here. They're five and six now and doing their very best to send me to the booby hatch. They're good boys, though. Can't imagine my life without them.

    How've you been?
  3. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    ^ lol so fuckin mad

    Fucking furious.

    So mad that I forgot what I was supposed to be mad about which only makes me even more madder.
  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    AUTISM

    AUTISM
  5. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Captain Falcon is objectively objective when he objects to this objectification of his sex piece.
  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    ^because the website is buggy

    Hey Bill Krozby, look out the window. You see that guy across the street in the white shirt? Say hi to my nigga.
  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    ...that a mother fucker would see him posting again and decide to do the same. I would post objective facts that prove just how glad my nigga is, but I believe I shall let the accused speak for himself.
  8. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Who is that in your picture?

    Evagria The Faithful
  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I'm too good to be posting in this thread, but I will, just to show you how low I can go.

    You can go lower. There's always lower...
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  11. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    *miscellaneous text with various supporting "facts" that vaguely illustrate how (objectively) sad Captain Falcon is right now*
  12. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Also, how the fuck do I have 39 thanks in like 30 posts?
  13. HampTheToker African Astronaut
  14. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby is building up his welfare case. Testing his crazy on here before the premiere.
  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Also, I just used this nifty lil feature of the TeamWin Recovery Project theme on my phone to change the TWRP splash screen to an HD pic of a fat tasty looking dank nugget. But yeah, valium...not xanax or klonopin, as nice as they are. Valium. Diazepam. Uncle Toker's Olde Tyme Cure Allâ„¢
  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Valium 💊💊💊
  17. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Well, I can no longer say that I haven't used IV drugs. Not bad. Not bad at all.
  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    First experience. Go easy on me. Got rig, got drugs. Got the will. Now get in here and show me.
  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Real life, folks. -SpectraL is what happens when you reach your 40s without one.
  20. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    The entire Half Baked forum was hard deleted. People scrolled up and down… GONE. Long-time mods were forcibly demoded. Explain that.

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