I was talking to a dude a couple weeks ago, who was way into Jesus. He seemed pretty cool though and we talked for a while about all kinds of stuff he said yee, here's my number. We'll grab a beer, i thought it was a little gay, but i didn't wanna be rude so i gave him one of my burner numbers, and now i get bible quote spam first thing in the morning.
Thank you Jesus.
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Originally posted by CASPER
What do you do with your days? Besides NIS. Didn’t you say you put ur tent beside a river or something? Does it have fish or is it just like The LA River that’s full of trash and needles?
I fuck niggers, handsome.
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you have to call him champ or sport and give him $20 frequently. I had many step dads and the ones that didn't do that were trash.
Also you have to ball out with dairy queen so they associate the memory of you with dairy queen and everyone loves dairy queen so they will love you. My favorite step dad always bought me dairy queen, he was a cool dude
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Originally posted by CASPER
I’m redeeming a story for additional lolcats.
I made you a better 100% custom LOLcat since my first one for you was pretty shitty.
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Originally posted by CASPER
I’m redeeming a story for additional lolcats.
I once knew this nigger named G who was an absolute nigger like a gigantic nigger.
His mom was a super diversity black neighborhood council mucketymuck and she had a ton of money and they lived 8n Baldwin Hills.
G was just an absolute garbage person mostly bc he knew his mom would bail him out.
He went to Beverly Hills high, and as the token black kid, started his own crip “set” entitled Beverly Hills Baby Gangster Crips. I once had the pleasure of witnessing one of his friends tell him during a gun deal that he needed to stop running his mouth about shit “on neighborhood”, bc he wasn’t a fucking crip, he was driving his moms car, and we had just returned from his college tutoring session.
Anyway G is a huuuuuuuge dumpster fire. Just as a handful of quick examples, he made his Mexican gf give him head in a crowded restaurant full of people while he smoked a foil of heroin, and then proceeded to urinate beer piss all over every seat in the back row of INDIANA JONES AND THE K8NGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL which he procla8med to be “white people shit”. He was probably right. He also had some of the worst hygiene I’ve ever seen in my life. He smelled like constant BO despite wearing $1500 outfits. He reached in his pants to scratch his balls constantly and always wanted to hit your blunt. He threw up multiple times a day. Just nasty nasty fucking dude.
Anyway I get a call fro his gf one night and she’s frantic and needs me there. Not wanting to lose one of my best customers, I head over.
I get there and she answers the door with a bloody mouth. I walk inside and he’s at the kitchen sink, eyes closed drooling, eating a piece of fried kpchicken with one hand and lazily masturbating with the other. They got in a fight when she wouldn’t give him the last of her heroin, so he then took the heroin, did the rest of the cocaine, took some ambien, and then 8 expired sample packs of Zyprexa that he had for some strange reason. So now he’s sleepwalking, completely unconscious! Eating chicken and jerking off.For years I had a whole drawer full of 2007 zyprexa covered I black char melted balloons and baking soda, bc steph asked me to take all the stuff that night.
But yeah. Way to be a stereotype bro.
I got you. Good story. Thanks.
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Originally posted by 1993
I'm not supposed to talk about that
Plz tell me she doesn't say nothing to you and you pretend she stalks you anyway because you telepathically brainfight her
plz plz plz "no" to that
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
*red dad redemption
it's a game about a native trying to clear his dad's name after a drunken rampage
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Doug, for an emotionally charged man, u never utilize emojis. Do u think that they are gay?
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2019-12-19 at 9:54 PM UTC
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Dad thread
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Hey fat bitch hows the desert vag
Chillax Chupacabra ..
You’re getting real mouthy because of this impeachment ..
I’ll build that wall myself if I have to
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2019-12-19 at 9:58 AM UTC
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More about Poland
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2019-12-18 at 10:32 PM UTC
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Dad thread
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weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by mmQ
I'm sure it does to some extent but necessarily for better or worse.
We all knew the one kid, Jack, growing up in school whose dad was like 55 when ours were all in their 20s and 30s. It was definitely something we thought and talked about now and then but for the most part it wasnt a big deal.
His name was Lou and he was actually cool shit. He was literally a neurosurgeon. Extremely intelligent, clever, big long gray beard. And he and Jack had a great relationship as far as I could ever tell.
Yeah it happens I used to play bar man with Peter. For some reason he always wanted to be Robin and was against me hanging out with his lil sister.. one day I said that his dad was old as we were doing a panty raid on his mother and I saw a picture of his dad and said he's old and he said fuck you and started crying and his mom started washing his mouth out with soap and yelling at me " why can't you just be Batman"
It's stuck with me for years..
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Originally posted by mmQ
BEHIND!!
God it was my biggest pet peeve when fuckers don't say that shit.
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Point to me in the bible where it says you're supposed to put up a tree, buy a lot of shit, lie to kids about a fat man in a red coat breaking into your home, and give each other presents for Christmas?
Kawkasians 13:16
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Originally posted by CandyRein
You’re an atheist §m£ÂgØL.. don’t even involve yourself in Christmas conversation
So fucking stupid. Point to me in the bible where it says you're supposed to put up a tree, buy a lot of shit, lie to kids about a fat man in a red coat breaking into your home, and give each other presents for Christmas?
Oh wait you can't. Fucking retarded nigger.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Tyson always struck me as a poser and a loud mouth. Too pathetic to watch. I basically just ignored everything he said and did, and only watched his fights.
Yeah SpectraL, Mike Tyson was a poser. I'm sure you'd kick his ass in a fight.
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Originally posted by bigthink
anyone want to make a shitty band, sponsored by NIS?
Already started
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Originally posted by Solstice
I hear my neighbor playing a recorder through the wall, I should get mine out of the closet and put them to shame.
I recently cleaned mine out for me and Casper's upcoming album and i think its what farts sound like in hell
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2019-12-17 at 3:40 PM UTC
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Good talk here
I'm not even going waste time arguing.
You repulse me.
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