2019-12-17 at 3:04 PM UTC
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Good talk here
Therefore underage is fair game?
You really are retarded.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lanny come up in this thread prolly to have sex w me π
hard pass
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Eww, get out of my feelings juices already would ya?
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
they hang one ribbon for every local woman that went missing
When I first started dating exwife #2 (didn't marry her for her brains). I told her I was a serial killer and she semi believed me, or rather didn't know if I was joking or serious...
We went to Sam Houston forest one weekend and I spotted a ribbon hanging from a branch that looked like a marker...I stopped her and said "I know you don't like me talking about it but that's one of my markers"
She was quiet for a little while then said "Lets go".
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Lil J00$ T@NG x L00$-E G00T$H3
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Originally posted by CASPER
I kinda do want to do it and put it on SoundCloud to see if we can get some hits.
Itβs be amazing if it got like 600k views or something.
I'll record a beat tomorrow lol. I have to figure out how to add the obnoxious bass and anime sample. I've never edited music before but I'm ready for fame and wealth and all that comes with it.
Lil' Methadone ft. Goose Boy
"feet on my peepee"
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no lettuce or tomato on the burger what is this shit
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Sudo
Black Hole
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lil pump is the absolute worst though, he literally cannot read and it shows.
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Originally posted by CASPER
I sold snickers to many braindead talentless hacks. The No Jumper store was like walking distance from where I stayed for a good part of 2016. Itβs just kind of frustrating that networking and not talent determines so much.
You do seem to have networking skills though. I'm sure you could tat up your face and autotune your way to fame. Be like lil' methadone or something.
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Originally posted by cigreting
Going to make this really short. Too long of a story.
I went out with this girl for almost 6 years. She got me charged with assault and some other bullshit a few years into our relationship. We were at a bar out in the country and we got into an arguement because she was a jealious bitch.
We left the bar and driving home in the country she wanted out so i stopped and let her out and drove away. She said i hit her to the cops who picked her sorry ass up. This was completely false and no marks on her. I did eventually get those charges dropped but it cost me a few thousand.
In the meantime there's an automatic no contact order. Fast forward a couple weeks and we are talking again and hanging out.
I picked her up from her parents ( she was going to college and living at home) and her dad calls the cops on me because hes a little bitch who didnt like me.
The faggot cops are waiting at my house before I even get there and arrest me. I cut all contact with her after this, because if i violated the conditions of the no-contact order, i would be charged with a felony.
So for the next two years I was harassed by this cunt wanting me back, sending pictures, texts, calling then hanging up. I called the cops multiple times to file complaints but she now lived in another city 4 hours away so they didnt do shit until i went and taked to one of the state's attorneys. This bitch was finally charged with harassment after 2 years of complaints. A few days later she kills herself after appearing on the charges.
I think about it often and this was over 4 years ago. I hope nobody has to go through anything like this
People who call the cops like this are pure shit people. Hydro was like that. Threatening false rape/assault claims while hitting herself, calling the cops to my parent's house for a welfare check saying i killed my parents because i broke up with her and stopped contact. Then later she told me about some fraud shit she was doing, and her mother caught wind of it and called the cops on her (lol) but this made her mad at me for some reason so she started trying to drag me into it in our chat saying i was involved and also that I raped a family member, until she got questioned by police and told the truth about at least me. Case eventually got thrown out for illegally obtained evidence.
White people really love calling the cops.
Also one time during an argument she tried to make me drive her truck home alone. Not only was a stick shift that i didnt know how to drive, but she was saying she'd 'give it to me' and that it was mine now because i had the title (lol). She was almost definitely going to call the cops on me for stealing her car so I didnt take it. Tried to do a similar thing by making me pawn her ring the pawn shop owner knew was hers because she pawned it like 900 times.
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2019-12-16 at 12:14 AM UTC
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Going to make this really short. Too long of a story.
I went out with this girl for almost 6 years. She got me charged with assault and some other bullshit a few years into our relationship. We were at a bar out in the country and we got into an arguement because she was a jealious bitch.
We left the bar and driving home in the country she wanted out so i stopped and let her out and drove away. She said i hit her to the cops who picked her sorry ass up. This was completely false and no marks on her. I did eventually get those charges dropped but it cost me a few thousand.
In the meantime there's an automatic no contact order. Fast forward a couple weeks and we are talking again and hanging out.
I picked her up from her parents ( she was going to college and living at home) and her dad calls the cops on me because hes a little bitch who didnt like me.
The faggot cops are waiting at my house before I even get there and arrest me. I cut all contact with her after this, because if i violated the conditions of the no-contact order, i would be charged with a felony.
So for the next two years I was harassed by this cunt wanting me back, sending pictures, texts, calling then hanging up. I called the cops multiple times to file complaints but she now lived in another city 4 hours away so they didnt do shit until i went and taked to one of the state's attorneys. This bitch was finally charged with harassment after 2 years of complaints. A few days later she kills herself after appearing on the charges.
I think about it often and this was over 4 years ago. I hope nobody has to go through anything like this
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One time around Christmas I got this 4g nug that smelled piney and looked like a tree. I loved it so much I bought another 8th because I didn't want to smoke it. Saved it for like 3 months.
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I got a story:
One time I was at Poasts and we were playing Halo 2 or something. I think this was right after Poast convinced me to start smoking weed.
He had a big bong called Bulletproof and I would cough blowing water out of the the smoke end thingy, (I haven't smoked in a while), so we used to put a towel by my feet.
I was 17 and had a '68 Camaro. I used to bomb down a big ass hill in neutral in it, hit around 70 MPH and be able to barely glide into Poasts trailer. I tried the same thing in my moms SUV once and on the first turn I almost tipped it. I was scared and never did it again.
So anyways, I was at Poasts playing Halo 2. He always kicked my ass. But today was different. I tried to sneak a fart. It was a big shart. I shit my pants. I jumped up and said I had to go home. I had to drive home leaning my left leg against the floor so my ass wasn't against against the seat. Then I wasn't sitting in my own shit.
A couple days later I admitted what had happened to Poast and he said, "I wondered why you left so awkwardly."
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2019-12-15 at 4:24 AM UTC
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Anyone here go bird watching?
Originally posted by WellHung
Yes Sir. Love it.
Peeping Tom isn't bird watching you fucking retard.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
HEY BIG BOI GOIN' MAH WAY!
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2019-12-15 at 2:28 AM UTC
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Good talk here
Is Wariat drunk 24/7 or just legit retarded?
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2019-12-15 at 2:23 AM UTC
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Good talk here
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I think it would be cool if we all got inked and tatted and started doing "bro" workouts and burpies and started our own niggasin.space dojo. walk around like a bunch of hardasses doing ty kwando listening to metal and listening to jo rogan's podcast on the side.
anyone game? I have tats and I know karate but im just really skinny but I get toned real quick when I do dumbell flys and sqats.
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2019-12-15 at 1:04 AM UTC
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Im starting to drink again
I know I would drink if I was Polish and molested children.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Remember Mewsik?
She's a DHer so I imagine the DHers know who I'm talking about.
Anyway, she had this somewhat -tier bitch cycle that turned me on like crazy.
I'm probably getting into some Freudian territory shit now, but apparantly I get really turned on when a woman is sometimes mean to me, and other times nice.
So yeah, if I had to pick someone, I'm gonna go with her.
I have very little idea what anyone looks like, and the question is "who would you have sex with", not who would you marry, so yeah, I'm gonna go with her.
She was an 65 year old alcoholic...
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