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2019-12-29 at 12:36 AM UTC in Took Chell out to eat.Prime rib for $10 should have been a clueThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-28 at 11:33 PM UTC in Why is it with women the older they are (particularly pollack and slacic ones)
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2019-12-28 at 10:26 PM UTC in Nice ass threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-28 at 11:35 AM UTC in I looked up my criminal history
Originally posted by CASPER Yeah I’ve mentioned a bunch of stupid shit I did 1) Bc sometimes I can’t believe I did that and and I’m not currently in prison and 2) Bc I don’t do that anymore, so in a way outing myself feels like framing myself for good behavior. Like going back to the things I was doing with the stuff I’ve openly admitted to now would be like convicting myself. Lol.
It is also kinda lulzy that this fringe site gets cross referenced when discussing Dougs misdeeds.
If JiE is that hot n bothered, I will pay for a tattoo for him and help him commit a crime of his own 2 even the score.
He's just still butt hurt that I said his cocktail sauce isn't spicy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-28 at 11:22 AM UTC in I looked up my criminal historyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-28 at 11:11 AM UTC in So I finally got laid last night
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2019-12-28 at 8:12 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWatching this Hunchback ride this guy on The Witcher.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-27 at 4:38 PM UTC in ATTN: HTSI got very drunk and called her and her parents retardedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-27 at 4:15 PM UTC in ATTN: HTSTo be fair though everyone that has ever lived with me has ended up hating me including my parents. I lost some Friends because we decided to be roommates and every girl I ever lived with has always crashed and burned
I have changed a lot but mostly I'm a pretty fucked up person. I trash the apartment there's weed stuff everywhere and probably permanent damage to the apartment from my constant drug abuse. I have been known to punch holes in walls and break things while drunk. I do meth and opiates and associate with degenerates, drug dealers, prostitutes. My parents are psychos and meeting them will make your life worse.
I usually have no money and don't work and when I do work I'm constantly stressed out and do drugs constantly until I get fired and lose everything and watch as it all burns and each time it happens I just do more drugs and next thing I know I'm on the other side of the country with a new life starting over again for the 100th time.
It does feel different this time though and I don't want to leave. The thought of going "home" to Western Canada makes me sick because I don't have a car so anywhere I end up I would be stuck.
I love Ontario because you can go anywhere you don't have to drive 8 hours to the border you can drive to new York in the time it takes to go to another city in Western Canada
I like it here a lot I can see why hts didn't want to leave and I'm kinda glad things ended up like this instead of her coming to live with me in Alberta even though I had a good job I was not happy living there and way too much into hard drugs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-27 at 3:50 PM UTC in Lol
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2019-12-27 at 3:11 PM UTC in Why is it with women the older they are (particularly pollack and slacic ones)Why is it each & every one of your threads suck ?!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-27 at 1:18 AM UTC in Nice ass threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-26 at 4:27 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Oh man. The Mrs went to bed talking shit about how she's a light sleeper and if she hears the sealer going off I'll be in trouble. So I waited 20 minutes and vacuum sealed her bedside water bottle. Then I strategically sealed a bunch of random shit and put them behind a bunch of other stuff. Like a soup can, box of noodles, a single pen. Just really retarded stuff. She's not going to find them all for months to come.
It's kinda the prank that just keeps giving. I can already hear it. A exasperated sigh with a, "Really babe?!"
And we couldn't find the kiddos pants she wanted to wear today. I was immediately asked, "Did you vacuum seal the kiddos pant?!" Of course I didn't but I thought about it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-26 at 4:22 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by CASPER Well Idk it seemed like you guys were still doing the junkie bf gf thing. Last I talked to you, you were in the hospital for the infection n I think she was bringing u that lame internet stuff she liked so much. It sounds like you’re not on speaking terms with her now, so was curious where those roads diverged. N how the fuck you get arrested at work? Probation violation?
My patient called the cops on me for petit theft. They found no evidence of theft so I was supposed to just get a trespass warning. The popos came and searched my person, my car and my work bag. They found an expired script of tramadol that I was actually prescribed. I wasn't on probation at the time, the first case was under way, I was out on bond.
She was on a different level of crazy than I was. I don't want to talk shit about her, she's just doing her thing and I'm doing mine. I'm over the junkie girlfriend thing, that was a bad idea from the get go.
I'm really trying not to use drugs on probation, but I'm so fucking depressed. I can't blame drugs on my fuckups, that's on me. My life as I knew it is over for good. I wasted $120,000 on a degree that is gone because I thought I could responsibly use drugs. I am either all in or stone sober, there is no middle ground for me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-26 at 3:07 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-25 at 10:44 PM UTC in Christmas Dinner
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2019-12-25 at 10:38 PM UTC in MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODYThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-25 at 5:07 PM UTC in Rudy Giuliani insists he's 'more of a jedi' than George Soros, who survived the Holocaust
Originally posted by CASPER But 4 real though it makes me think people are different colors bc god wanted to show who was descended from defiant sinners n who were children of the obedient ones so he made them brown n black like the mark of cane but Asians only sinned a little bit bc Confucianism didn’t make false idols they only tried to make false languages withpaintbrushes n stuff
no, people are differently colored because god worked 24 hours standing infront of the mirror looking at himself to creat humans.
he began at 6 am - at first he created the red indians. the sun just came up, he appeared red, thus red indians are red.
0700-1100 - the day was sunny, and the sun was bright, he appeared white. thus men made in these hours appear white.
1100-1800 - in these hours he created asians. he created asians to fill up the land area between mongolia all the way down to papua. he liked making asians so much that he took an entire day making them non stop and made so much of them. asians created earlier in the day appear much whiter and they werre planted on east asia. as the hours went by god became ever tanned so asians created later became darker and the populate the lower latitudes. this is why asians are very productive, because god was when he made them.
1800-2000 - having made so much asians god was hungry and grumpy and at these hours he made all the middle easterners and mediteraneans. these bunch of people are angry, grumpy, have bad temper and predisposed to violence.
2000-2300 - in these hours god created the black indians, god couldnt see himself very well in the mirror anymore as it was getting darker by the minutes, so the black indians that he made got progressively darker by the minutes.
2300-0600 - in these pitch black hours he created ... niggers. god was tired, sweaty, hungry, and full of a day's worth of filth, and was starting to get lazy. he couldnt see himself in the mirror anymore so he just pile a bunch of bodyparts and other leftover materials together and called it a day. and although he took the entire night and early morning to make niggers he didnt make much of them because he was asleep half the time or just sat idlly by and chilling out. he wasnt being very productive when making niggers and so niggers .....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-25 at 2:52 PM UTC in MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODYMERRY CHRISTMAS TO FONA, WELLHUNG, OCT, AND FINNY
HOPE TODAY IS FULL OF TAMALES AND LOVEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-25 at 1:46 PM UTC in ATTN: HTSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
