Originally posted by CASPER
I remember walking in the rain in October with this girl, high off our heads on mushrooms and drinking mickeys and EnJ Brandy from a water bottle. She had to pee, and so we walked into the park where we wouldnโt get stopped. Iโm looking out for her and a few seconds later I hear her yell SHIT and i turn around and sheโs slid down an embankment and sheโs upside down with her underwear around her knees, up to her shoulder in a recycling bin.
dude e and j and mickeys and steel reserve was all i drank in high school
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This motherfucker started over 1,000 threads in less than 5,000 posts, 20%+ of his posts are brand new threads. Every random thought you have or shitty video you watch isn't interesting enough to start a whole thread over.
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Originally posted by Wariat
I still do not get why this blond chick is at all these fucking events and almost never gets a drink:
She goes to the warsaw socials, the professionals in warsaw and now this faggot group with a bunch of old foreign men who are lawyers and expats and hsit. Why?
Cry in your cell faggot. Go read another louis l'amour western and fantasize about being the bad guy ya fucking weak ass bitch.
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I would've beat the shit out of you if you was in my cell block.
I am so fucking sick of seeing your faggot videos every day here. It's no wonder you post them all now that you're on the outs. You're a fucking embarrassment to the prison community. Fight me irl faggot nigger bitch.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
Are those trifocals?
those actually look like nice glasses, I just got two cheap pairs for the first time in my lyfe a week ago and I don't need them all the time but I actually now do look a serial killer nonce lollololol
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I met a traveller from an antique land, Who saidโโTwo vast and stumpy legs of wax Stand in the motel parking lot. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered cell phone lies, whose screen, And wrinkled motherboard, and queer of old command, Tell that its user well those cocks stroked Which yet survive, stamped on his forehead in semen, The hand that cocked him, and the cock that fed; And on his spread ass still, these words appear: My name is WellHung, Weakling of Weaklings; Look on my anus, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone semen trail stretches far away.โ
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Originally posted by CASPER
I mean i dont suggest mine obit would be any better. Its just fucking ddepressing when your life is so un-noteworthy that they have to bust out trivial facts to make it look like you werent a total loser. My life is bland as fuck and my mom doesnt even know what music i listen to so if i die im SOL.
"Casper was... a person. He had two fantastic legs, two strong arms, hair, wore clothing, and always carried at least five dollars on him at all times."
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Originally posted by aldra
do people actually kill chickens with axes? I thought you were supposed to break their necks
Yes that's what you do. It flops around for like a minute and then goes limp. It loses the feeling the second you disconnect the spine. I can't even visualize how the fuck SpectraL is saying he did it by himself while the chicken was still alive. It's just cartoonish thinking of him trying to lay it down on the chopping block while it's flapping everywhere.
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Originally posted by aldra
I was working at a pub yesterday, went to the bathroom and found a red bull can with several used needles in it.
Either someone came in and went fucking hard, or a few very courteous junkies made do without a sharps disposal
I dunno how related this is but one time while working at a grocery store I found a positive pregnancy test in the parking lot. It was like the most grey and rainy day too. I always thought about how it must have been for that woman trying to piss on a stick in the back of parking lot, only for her to chuck it out the window when it came up positive.
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I emailed fonas building inspector and said i was Arnys landlord. I telled the inspectre how arny is just full of false outrage because he spent all his lunch money on used basketball shorts and kitchen gadgets, and he doesn't feel like the man of the house. None of it makes any sense really
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Originally posted by DietPiano
I lowkey did a gram of bth because it was $45 and I was like zee zimmy zay, that's exactly what I have in my wallet right now!
I had to compare it for old time's sake, I couldn't resist. It's better than powder by a lot, but my veins already reconfuckulated and it's not nearly as good as I remember and it made me barf a bunch this time around.
I can't get euphoria from opiates anymore so I'm done with them for good. Not that I was going to start back up or anything, I just needed to taste them while sober. hanl
"lowkey"
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