I saw your profile on AdultWork.com and I would like to arrange a meet.
I'd like to start with you sitting on my face and grinding until you cum. After that I want to deep throat you until I support spurt down your throat and then if we have time you can piss all over me so I can enjoy the sweet taste.
Hopefully you can help with this? What is your availability today or tomorrow?
Many thanks, Alan
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Originally posted by matrix
no he's severely retarded and an eating/shitting machine who should be hung. when you stabbed your mom with a cup of coffee we were saying the same thing
Hanged*
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Originally posted by CASPER
Yeah. There doesn't seem to be very much consistency at all. Apparently I stumbled upon some decent connects though, it seems.
Its got to be a grand ol' time being a gay dude. Im envious of Bradley Bee. Just go out on the town, hit up an app, find some horny twink to get spun with. Have him give you all his money, and then spend a few days in a cheap motel room blackening some bulbs and having unprotected sex until you run out of drugs and pills, and then just peace out.
And better a customer try to jack me off than jack me, yadadameen?
It would seem so. I would be in the feds within a year if I had that connect.
And I agree, I've thought about how awesome it would be to be gay too. Too bad that it's just so GAY to be a fag.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Yes, getting punched in the head, getting brain damage and coming out of your career with your face looking like a shotgun wound = real boxing.
Yes, getting lit the fuck up makes you a great boxer.
We should just have all boxers punch themselves in the head, last man standing loses.
So why don't you just watch ballerinas if you want to watch agile people get not punched? Good fights have good punches that land. Not that technical tap bullshit Mayweather does. Imagine if everybody fought like Mayweather. Boxing would be so fucking boring.
Also did you not see Golovkin and Canelo dodge like mad, while ACTUALLY fighting and ACTUALLY throwing good punches? Mayweather doesn't put himself out there. Ever. Do you hear the crowd roar for Mayweather? Fuck no. They roar when punches land. They roar when a fighter gets knocked out. That's entertainment. Mayweather has no heart and if you like him you are a scrubby dub duck fucker.
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Originally posted by mashlehash
Nigga you give yourself meth enemas
I think yall niggas have a personal problem with the passage of time. In life, when years pass and shit, especially in your 20s, you should be changing, and hopefully for the better. Yall niggas stay the same and don't understand anything other than stayin the same. Specifically you and Acter and HTS and Bill Krozby n shit. Yeah I'm lumping all of you together. Feel bad about that.
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On the real though one time when I was 14 I took a bunch of leftover Thanksgiving ham and put it in a plastic bag with a bunch of hand soap and tried to fuck it.
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A cup full of cooked spaghetti (no sauce), a 17 yo black chick that looked like a man, a $6 Fleshlight-clone from Amazon, between a hoes big toe and index toe like a pool cue, etc.
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