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2019-02-10 at 12:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-10 at 12:07 PM UTC in I spent the 2010s high and drunk all the time
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2019-02-10 at 7:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i only ever drove when everybody else was took fucked up and for some reason the responsibility landed on me. luckily it was usually at 3 AM and I can drive perfectly on any amount of drugs as long as there's no one else out there. drinking and driving is honestly great. the problem is all these fucking people.
years ago my then gf used to drive us around everywhere, even on acid, and sometimes we'd get lost in the mountains. she crashed a lot.
Ditto. Driving altered is pretty fucking fun as long as there aren't too many obstacles or distractions. -
2019-02-10 at 7:26 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment-1 for not having the Bill Krozby pic be like a flip book that spun the dong around as you scrolled down the page.
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2019-02-10 at 4:24 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by DietPiano Why you niggas not have cars? I mean, can't you get a 96' for like 500?
Having a car make life like, 80% better
Because I'm not going to spend money on something that could potentially be taken in a lawsuit. And if I'm driving, I can legally be pulled over and searched. As a legal passenger in rideshare, police have zero legal reason to search the vehicle. That and registration, maintainence, gas. I mean in my jeep I was still spending 50 a week or so in gas. This way I can get fucking highas shit after work, jump in a ride, sleep the whole way home and stumble into bed without fear of coasting my Honda into someone's living room. -
2019-02-10 at 3:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-10 at 3:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionQuick show of hands? I know "AIDS Skrillex" really took off meme-wise, but with new focus on the SPLC lately, how's this for
"LUPUS GEORGE LUCAS"?!!!
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2019-02-10 at 3:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI'm the Liam Neeson of Mexican produced black tar heroin and various offbrand bulk pharmaceuticals.
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2019-02-10 at 3:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-10 at 3:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by RestStop So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !
Also, if you're selling gs at 40, I'd drop the price to 200 a q to move it faster. Just know you'll be getting some new attention if that's below market for your area, so new meet ups always bring a "Backseat Buddy" (tm) , and the perspective buyer sits shotgun while you "conversate".
Goddamn. I've done this shit way too long. Shits not even cool anymore. It's just my most developed skillset. Lel. -
2019-02-10 at 3:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionIf that turns out not to be the case though, lmk n I'll flip some strippers a quarter to grind on old dads while we swipe the keys to their Audis.
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2019-02-10 at 3:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box my buddy's dad is hosting a rave at his ranch for his girlfriend's son's friend (I think I got that chain of relationships right). its a bunch of rich kids from agoura and I'd really like to go and grift/hustle/rob. we were talking about doing security, searching everyone for drugs (and confiscating), and then selling it back to other people at the party. then I found out these kids are pretty young and are apparently even having like 30+ parents there? wtf. what kind of a rave has parents there? unless they're hippie parents with half naked kids.
i have a terrible feeling I'd feel a lot of antisemitism
I think it should've been better described to you as an "EDM themed Bar Mitzphah" -
2019-02-10 at 3:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by RestStop So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !
It's shit like this that makes me wanna keep a pinky toe in the game. Jesus Christ. Those margins. I could cop a zip right now for 200 absolute max. Ughhhhhhh.
My only solace is that I got some education that I have zero doubt will be applicable in "legit" business and investing. -
2019-02-08 at 3:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-08 at 3:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionAccidentally unsubbed
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2019-02-08 at 3:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by DietPiano Hi Casper.
This reminds me, I borrowed something called a star fruit from the store, and it tasted like a cross between a cucumber and a kiwi and a lemon. Threw it in the trash because it was "okay" but not for eating. Like, if you sliced it and put it in your water, it would probably taste pretty good.
I also borrowed a dragonfruit, which looked delicious and exotic, but it had NO FLAVOR. Like, NOTHING. Water. I mean, I kind of liked it, but why would you pay 5 dollars for a fruit that tastes like water?
Yeah dragonflies tasted like green mushy water. I would never pay for that crap. I also borrowed it all.
Protip: if you go into a fancy store and they have a lemon looking thing called "Buddha's palm" , borrow that shit. Smells so.good. I borrowed 4. -
2019-02-08 at 3 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by mmQ Purple costs 3.
I went to my friend's house earlier today and my socks were soggy so I requested to wash my feet in her bathtub (sexual innuendo deluxe) and so I did that but all her fucking girly shampoo things were stupid so I used her purple hair conditioner shit that was literally purple as fuck and all clumpy and it worked for cleaning my feet but I also left purple splatters everywhere and it all happened so fast and and and and and
But did you imagine fucking her in a cosplay outfit and jerk off into her sink? -
2019-02-08 at 2:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionMarshmallow-listeria
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2019-02-08 at 2:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention"Oriental" flavor
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2019-02-08 at 2:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
