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2019-02-27 at 10:28 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box and now for some white people music
I just remembered that was on my "strip club playlist" (i.e. The pool house where I installed a pole and a speaker cabinet). Cocaine, a frosted mini wheats cereal box full of oxy 20mgs and a whole lot of stolen French champagne.
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2019-02-27 at 9:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention2am workout. Cardio still shit, but put in 45 min of boxing today. Down to 360lb. Start school summer semester. Psoriasis and skin shit all cleared up for the most part. Enrolled in Pilates. Rofl.
3 months. 1/3 my dose down on the methadone.
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2019-02-27 at 9:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionGetting to be bout that time, eh fam?
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2019-02-25 at 12:55 AM UTC in Anybody watch Koala Puff and Macdizzy?There seem to be some particularly buttmad DHers. Lot of drama.
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2019-02-20 at 9:14 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by aldra connor would get his dick kicked off
a proper kick from an adult can tear your abdomen open
That is a scary, properly roided out kangaroo. It's like a 5 foot tall cross between a rat, a monkey and a bear, with a buff dudes physique. The tail pressing the ground behind it allows it to absorb some of of force of a blow. It really does look like something a drunk Irish geneticist cobbled together in a lab somewhere.
That said, I believe with proper chest protection, I could take approximately three kangaroos.
This dude squandered his only advantage. That kangaroo lived his whole life till that day, and never realized you can use your hands in a fight. The guy pretty much stunned him with the knowledge, but didn't follow up to finish him off fast enough. Imagine instead that you encounter the same kangaroo a month later, only this time the kangaroo is bouncing around in drunken master style,holding dual machetes.
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2019-02-19 at 7:48 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2019-02-18 at 4:36 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Up at the crack of dawn lifting weights in the living room. Down 12 lbs. filled out my FAFSA and got Pell grant for 6k.
Kid I went to school with died yesterday. Cancer that he'd apparently had for a while. Got diagnosed and in 3 weeks the tumor had grown enough to shut down vital functions. Never saw dude without a smile. Never said a bad word to anyone.
In a not emo way, I always kind of marvel that I'm still here. I mean all these people way more kind and spontaneous and full of life's than I've ever been. You can do everything right and still get taken out,
While I was typing this, my mom came in crying. Guess my step-grandpa died. He was a stand up dude too. Haven't seen him since I was.....11, 12? I think a lot about then stand all the solid people who've passed through my life. I don't feel like crying. He was old. But I'm sad that a stroke made his last years as painful and u dignified as they were. I'm sorry that my grandma was kind of crazy, and made life shitty for him. He used to take me golfing in Clearlake with a bunch of older dudes called The Bandits who'd drink beer and pee in front of the lady golfers and cause a fuss. Let me drive the golf cart (guess that makes him the first person to teach me to drive), and throw corn to the deer, and then stand still while they came forward to eat. When my actual grandpa died, he stepped in and picked up the slack.
All those little passing moments catch, like a little wisp of cotton fluff on a hanging splinter.
Good fucking dude. I hope people remember me like that. -
2019-02-16 at 7:13 PM UTC in Making my own vape liquid.I tried laboriously mixing in some black tarry material as well, and it didn't work very well in my case. Little dab bong did though, but that's a totally different thing.
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2019-02-14 at 4:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by CASPER That was always my excuse when my mom found blackened, bent spoons hidden in my room or the bathroom. "I WAS TRYINg to CLEAN SOMETHING BUT I COULDNT WAIT FOR A WHOLE POT TO BOIL."
Lol. Sounded perfectly reasonable in my head.
Brought to you by the makers of "... I got a virus, I got scared and I tripped and my pants fell off..." -
2019-02-14 at 4:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-13 at 5:05 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-11 at 5:14 PM UTC in Ohfralala pussy pic leaked
Originally posted by Bill Krozby So if you shave you're not grown? thats like saying if a dude doesn't look like duck dynasty he's not a real man, real men and women do what they want.
what you're saying is kinda like women who are obese saying "real women have curves… dogs are for bones" to shame men into not liking what they find attractive because they are obviously butt hurt that most men don't find them attractive
The girl in that video is drop dead gorgeous. Looks almost exactly like a girl I went to school with. -
2019-02-11 at 5:13 PM UTC in Ohfralala pussy pic leakedWould impregnate
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2019-02-11 at 4:01 PM UTC in I spent the 2010s high and drunk all the time
Originally posted by HTS I used to pretty much pass out with my face in the gas tank of my parents' lawnmower. I guess it does only last for a bit though, because the one time I actually DID pass out with my face in the tank, I spontaneously woke up. Pretty sure if I hadn't, I'd have died. Or maybe I did die in that reality, but my quantum immortality kicked in.
This moment is the spirit of TOTSE, crystallized to its purest form.
*tear rolls down cheek*
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2019-02-11 at 3:55 PM UTC in I spent the 2010s high and drunk all the time
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2019-02-11 at 4:17 AM UTC in What do you do to score pussy?
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2019-02-11 at 2:57 AM UTC in What do you do to score pussy?Cocaine, an EBT card, a rental car and a room at Motel 6.
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2019-02-11 at 2:56 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsNone of you got shit on my chili. Don't make me flex on you.
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2019-02-11 at 2:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-10 at 12:13 PM UTC in Later...Whatever the case may be, you're kind of a dick for using Malice to prop up whatever kind of point you're trying to make here.
