2019-03-20 at 10:52 AM UTC
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Malice's Autopsy Report
I had a feeling you might. Lol.
2019-03-20 at 10:38 AM UTC
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Malice's Autopsy Report
Ideally yes. Though they're often irrational and stuck up.
Trying to buy weights off LetGo. Apparently I've been working out all wrong, and smaller weights at high reps doesn't do much. I want to look like a Viking instead of an overweight, unemployed Russian circus bear. So apparently I'm going to have to shell out $140 for some fucking dumbells.
2019-03-20 at 10:33 AM UTC
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Malice's Autopsy Report
I wonder if you could splice together two dicks, into one coherent SuperDick? I mean even if you're working with a solid 4" and someone donated their 3 or 4", you're working with some healthy numbers there.
Spectral got that healthy booty meat n ain't afraid 2 show it
I literally used to have dreams about being at like a classy hipster party, and I'd be well into my law career or whatever at that point, and I'm able to mention in casual conversation that I've been sober for ___ years. That will be the most amazing feeling. Makes me get all misty eyed just thinking about it. Bc for 13 years (and I never thought in a million years it'd be that long...I figured I'd get strung out for 3,4,5 years and then pull my shit together), I thought I had a better chance of dragging my fat ass up Everest than getting clean. TIm not there yet, but the fact that I can feel how close that goal is.... fuck. It's major. I want everyone around me doing big shit, being better. I don't want to have to regret anything else.
LAME
I had some tasteful, artistically styled pics of my hog all ready to go.
But you blew it.
You only think he's the ringleader. He's simply the figurehead. The hearts and minds of the people belong to me.
Need to figure out what side your bread is buttered on, lady.
If I don't get semi-nudes in my inbox, I will assume the worst....
G 52!! G 52!............ N 27!!! That's N......27. No Dorris you can't have coffee we've discussed this. Well when you stop pissing yourself we can revisit the coffee issue.
2019-03-20 at 7:34 AM UTC
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Malice's Autopsy Report
Oh yeah that sounds a bit more familiar. Was that on here? I seem to remember it mostly when I'd check on sanctuary or red fern or whatever.
Maybe. If I didn't have to assume that all the women on this site were 70 year olds. I have no reason to assume otherwise.
I feel like I'm in a forum where we've been invaded by a bunch of horny bingo players.
2019-03-20 at 6:51 AM UTC
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Malice's Autopsy Report
That first picture- if I shaved my head, kept the resting bitch face and slathered on some self tanner- would've been a dead ringer for Justin.
I remember iron john from somewhere, but It always just sounded like a gay porn name to me. Like Peter Steele or Bronze Bradley.
Yeah I'm at that same place now. Being sober is something I've had to work to achieve. I'm proud of it. It makes me happy and I feel better and all the opportunities are opening up. I'm making money.
Heroin was a dead end. I felt ashamed. I had to lie to everyone. I couldn't carry on basic conversations with strangers because it began to get too difficult to keep my real life and my "real life" straight in my own head. My health suffered. My depression flared up in an Awful way. I had to constantly worry about getting stopped and pulled over/searched. Life was chaos all the time.
Literally the only thing good about the lifestyle was when I was making money. The feeling of success and financial freedom Was incredible- like a drug in itself. Being able to do whatever you really wanted to do, and act on whim instead of having to be careful and reasonable. The couple weeks I was driving the demon was amazing. $120 a day car and $350 a night hotel over the marina...brand new outfit from the fat guy clothing store. It was cool to get to experience that, even just for a little while. That'd be the only thing that would possibly entice me in again,
But me being an addict again....unless I got into some seriously fucked up deep depression again- I have no idea how that'd even work. Like I would rather eat fear factor challenge food than do heroin again. Because as gay and as wrong as I thought the soberfags were all these years, it really is true: that when you work so hard to get sober, and your brain is in balance again- all it might take is one time to flip that switch and make you want it again. Essentially addiction just means more years wasted. Doing heroin again would be exactly the same for me- as going to prison.
