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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was hoping it was a romhack but I had a look at the guy's reddit profile and I think he just does pixel art gifs/movies/etc
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DietYellow Got mail tramadol and tapentadol for the same price,

    I swear everyone of your posts contains "tramadol". We get it, you love benzos...
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, tramadol isn't a benzo
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by aldra lol, tramadol isn't a benzo

    I was about to say that.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by aldra lol, tramadol isn't a benzo

    Oh shit yeah haha, I stand corrected.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    most people still consider it a pretty shitty drug. works for me though
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by aldra most people still consider it a pretty shitty drug. works for me though

    Personally I really like it but stopped taking it before it become habitual. I would have the best sleep/dreams. I was however given 2 50mg tablets once and I can't explain why but my jaw was clenching and ended up a fucking mess.
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it lowers your seizure threshold, if you're epileptic or already prone to seizures for whatever reason that could explain it
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by aldra it lowers your seizure threshold, if you're epileptic or already prone to seizures for whatever reason that could explain it

    I had a lot of Cocaine hours previous but had come down by then. Was fairly drunk so maybe the alcohol did something.
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra most people still consider it a pretty shitty drug. works for me though

    SWIM used to be prescribed them and offered to mail them to a dirty down underer to no avail because he was scared of jedis in the postal service

    I remember hearing about huge laboratories in the middle East that make mandrax and tramadol. For some reasons the shit drugs are more popular over there
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    aldra is your avatar from sesame street? I remember it literally giving me nightmares as a kid
  12. Illicit use of the drug is thought to be a major factor in the success of the Boko Haram terrorist organization.[114][115][116] When used at higher doses, the drug "can produce similar effects to heroin."[114] Said one former member, “whenever we took tramadol, nothing mattered to us anymore except what we were sent to do because it made us very high and very bold, it was impossible to go on a mission without taking it.”[114] Tramadol misuse is also found as a coping mechanism in the Gaza Strip.

    That seems a bit exaggerated.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DietYellow That seems a bit exaggerated.

    I don't know, a lot of ISIS were full of Tramadol during battles. A shipping container was intercepted with a shit load bound to some Daesh location...
  14. Originally posted by Octavian I swear everyone of your posts contains "tramadol". We get it, you love benzos…

    yeah, I know. I'm gonna order it from Singapore next time because it's 3x cheaper and the vendor told me they had never had one not go thru, and they've been a full time brand name vendor since SR1.

    p.s. I hate benzos more than anything.

    I think my counselor at outpatient maybe knows ive been using it because they do 18 panel test there, shes been hinting i think, but hasnt said anything yet. idk if im gonna say that i have a prescription for it or not. doesnt really matter if she doesnt bring it up i guess.

    T-PAIN is NOT tested for, surprisingly, so I guess I can still do that once a fortnite without popping a Uey. idk, tramadol has something in it that makes you not want to kill yourself as much. I wouldn't take it I wasn't in pain, and I'm not saying that as a meme like hydromorphone.

    Edit: Nevermind, It's actually like 6.5 times cheaper
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DietYellow yeah, I know. I'm gonna order it from Singapore next time because it's 3x cheaper and the vendor told me they had never had one not go thru, and they've been a full time brand name vendor since SR1.

    p.s. I hate benzos more than anything.

    I think my counselor at outpatient maybe knows ive been using it because they do 18 panel test there, shes been hinting i think, but hasnt said anything yet. idk if im gonna say that i have a prescription for it or not. doesnt really matter if she doesnt bring it up i guess.

    T-PAIN is NOT tested for, surprisingly, so I guess I can still do that once a fortnite without popping a Uey. idk, tramadol has something in it that makes you not want to kill yourself as much. I wouldn't take it I wasn't in pain, and I'm not saying that as a meme like hydromorphone.

    How you get so bad on da tram?
  16. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Funny y'all talking about tramadol coz I found 2 50mls yesterday just randomly on the street.

    They have that 400ml ceiling effect but I used to keep a strip of 200mls in my draw for if I binged on smack for a few says and felt slightly sick. One or two of those were just the ticket.


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  18. Originally posted by Octavian How you get so bad on da tram?

    What, the not want to kill yourself as much? That was mostly a joke
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Made a Vindaloo curry that I'm going to eat now. I pray that I don't get the painful stomach cramp that usually follows in work tomorrow.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I think ive come to the conclusion that i have some kind of stomach ulcer from 13 years of heroin/drinking/pills. I wake up with the worst fucking nausea and stomach cramps. And only eating stuff makes it go away, but it only goes away for like 20 or 30 min. Its weird though bc i never felt like this when i was doing heroin.

    Anyway...did 12 miles on the bike last night. The first 10 i did in 34 min and some change....which is not bad at all for a 360 lb dude. I think i figured out why walking/running is so much harder for me. The curve in my back and the extra weight on top is fucking up my body mechanics. Its hard to explain, but when i do jog for a few seconds, the motion doesnt feel fluid at all. Feels like im running with a limp or something. I really should get my shit checked out, but right now ill settle for light exercise and weight loss.

    Stay tuned for when i inevitably get my thyroid and testosterone script. THE RISE OF UBERCAS

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