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2019-05-04 at 12:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionYeah threatening to punch him in the throat wasnt enough of a deterrent. blowing softly into his ear and giving him a strong back massage was. lol.
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2019-05-04 at 12:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe new kid at my work has to be autistic. I dont want to be mean and ask. He makes the same lame joke ever and over again, every single fucking day. Among the gems; "WHAT IF I GIVE AWAY THE BOXES FOR FREE?!" and "HAS ANYONE EVER COME INTO THE STORE NAKED?!"" and his very favorite "SEE YOU TOMORROW GUYS!!" (on friday). He squeals and makes weird noises n shit.
I told him if he doesnt stop being a faggot, im going to very aggressively start sexually harassing him, and every day at work is going to be like prison for him. -
2019-05-04 at 12:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo The future is gonna be so fucking awesome as long as I'm not in jail. I'm praying something good happens to someone I care about tomorrow. I'm getting fucking big and fat from taking juice. The guy I know who makes it is a fucking mess though although I know he's legit I just worry about the sanitation. Life is weird
Yeah as tempted as i am to get on some roids, idk if i want to risk a massive abscess from some guy synthing shit in his kitchen next to his cats litterbox. -
2019-05-03 at 6:11 PM UTC in tc is destroyed
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2019-05-03 at 6:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-03 at 3:23 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Been there shlong that
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2019-05-03 at 3:16 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Purchase Nutri System?
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2019-05-03 at 3:15 PM UTC in I just bought a brand new, Samsung Galaxy S9 smartphone, for $398.99, no tax, & free shipping...If its one generation old, id say thats s pretty decent deal if the condition is good.
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2019-05-03 at 3:14 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Yeah ive got some kind of arthritis kicking in. Im trying to get active to nip it in the bud, but its fucked. My right wrisat especially has been completely wrecked since i started trying to do freeweights. ALl my joints pop and crack and click so much.
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2019-05-03 at 1:08 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Not particularly energentic, but not bad either. Ive learned to count that as a win. Kind of discouraged that im not seeing more progress. Trying to avoid the compulsion to have a significant other in my life.
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2019-05-03 at 1:04 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWoke up way earlier than i wanted to. Think i slept from 11:30pm to 4am. Looking at cars online. Trying to find a regular yoga routine that ill actually do. Trying to decide what new gun I want to buy.
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2019-05-03 at 1:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionEven if it was a magnetic sensor and not a weight sensor or something, it would have to be calibrated for a pretty powerful magnet to not have interference caused by a ton of other shit. I think.
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2019-05-03 at 12:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Krow Magnets apparently also will change lights to green for motorcycles that can't trigger those sensors.
they have rare earth magnets strong as fuck at Radio Sha.. oh wait, they closed down. Oh you can buy the toy Magnetts at Toys R 4 ,, OH wait, they went out of business.
Oh well. maybe a fridge magnet will work
nigga what? -
2019-05-03 at 5:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietYellow Took an ubber for the first time ever today because I locked my keys in my car, and 2 trips was like 75 dollars cheaper than the quote I got from a tow truck.
I need to figure out a way to have my spare key rigged onto the body of my car somewhere. What I use to do with my old cars with the thick, rubber covered keys was to grind/cut the rubber off and put the key behind the one of the license plate screws, so when I inevitably locked myself out, I would just take a quarter or a gift card or a flat rock and unscrew the license plate on one side, and voila! There's a key.
The key on my new car has a big ass hard plastic remote on the end that doesnt really come off I don't think. Maybe it will if I mess around with it, but otherwise I think they sell little key boxes that hook under your car somewhere. That scares me that it might fall off a little easier though.
You know they make magnetic boxes for that shit, right? I got nervous it'd fall off too, but after crashing over a sneaky speed bump going 55 with 4 zips of dope in the lil booger, i came to accept that if you get one of the strong magnet ones, its going to stay there until you want to take it off. -
2019-05-02 at 10:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionMy Tweedle Farms weed just came in the mail.
1/8 of Cherry and 1/8th of Secret Sauce, 1/4 of Lifter.
This is seriously perfect. Just packed a bowl and vaped .2-.3. Ground it super fine with just a tiny pinch (.02?) of Wedding Cake on top. Almost no physical effects. No tightness in my chest. I started singing some gay song under my breath, and thats when i realized i was feeling something and started laughing. Muscles dont hurt quite so much as they did an hour or so ago. The pain in still there, but now its more like a tightness or a muscle that needs to be stretched- rather than a throbbing pain.
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2019-05-02 at 10:12 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatMy values system regarding meat seems to pretty much revolve around pain/sentience. I dont really eat much beef. I barely eat pork (although those al pastor tacos really fucked me up with their delivciousness). I do eat a ton of chicken though. Why? Because chickens seem stupid. That is all.
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2019-05-02 at 10:08 PM UTC in I have an appointment in 5 hours
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2019-05-02 at 9:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionYou can print the lowers, but youd still need at the very least a barrel and trigger assembly. And i dont care enough to look, but i feel like the UK would have restrictions surrounding that shit too.
MATCH POINT: MERIKKKUH -
2019-05-02 at 9:36 PM UTC in I have an appointment in 5 hours
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2019-05-02 at 9:14 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
