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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by HTS That lamb has seen some shit.


    Im stealing this and sharing this. Thank you.
  2. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by CASPER Im stealing this and sharing this. Thank you.

    I feel like it doens't really stand on its own and it's kinda dumb without the context of the innocent lamb chocolate, but yeah feel free. 😜
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I put it side by side with the original. I always thought those big eyed chocolate rabbits looked spooky as shit.

    But yeah...easily digestible, relatable shit is the content du jour these days. And i need to fill up my instagram so i look like i have a life. Thx gurl.
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  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I always feel bad killing the lamb
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Be a mensch and smash the skull with a meat tenderizer first to render it unconscious. Thats what i always did.
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  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Sheeeit, I just bit the head off.
  7. Never mind, nothing good can come out of posting that here
  8. Originally posted by JÏ…icebox Never mind, nothing good can come out of posting that here

    And sounds are fucked up and louder than they should be
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    I got drunk alone last Thursday afternoon. First time I'd been drunk in 3 years after an entire decade of alcoholism. No exaggeration it was probably one of the most therapeutic experiences I've ever had.

    All I needed was the last thing I wanted; to get drunk alone in a room !
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  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    RestStop, when's the last time you gave out a good hand job?
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mashlehash RestStop, when's the last time you gave out a good hand job?

    How/where have you been Mashie?
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Lost my apartment keys and had to smash my way through the glass on the front door. Cut my fucking hand and ripped my jacket.

    Fuck-my-life!!!!
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Lost my apartment keys and had to smash my way through the glass on the front door. Cut my fucking hand and ripped my jacket.

    Fuck-my-life!!!!

    Lol retard.
  14. Originally posted by Octavian Lost my apartment keys and had to smash my way through the glass on the front door. Cut my fucking hand and ripped my jacket.

    Fuck-my-life!!!!

    Should have wrapped the jacket around your fist dummy.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Solstice Should have wrapped the jacket around your fist dummy.

    Thick glass, had to use a hammer. It was when I was sticking my arm in. I've cut my jacket a little bit. Ah well Council are replacing glass tonight.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lol retard.

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  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Why would I be mad about you getting cut and ripping your jacket lol.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Why would I be mad about you getting cut and ripping your jacket lol.

  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian

  20. Originally posted by CountBlah Pussy be good and shit but I hate when it's out of order for one week a month. Bitches be yellin bout needing pads and shit.

    Her ass isn't on it's period.
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