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2023-11-07 at 7:45 AM UTC in What's the deal with Christmas lights?
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................ thats what you get for buying christmas junk before christmas
wait till the day after christmas and its all 50% off. by new years its 90% off
a few years ago i bought several thousand dollars worth of christmas crap just before new years eve for about $100
I got a 6ft artificial tree a few years ago for $15.
Originally posted by Fonaplats
They really expect me to screw these all in? WTH
My family used to have these when I was a kid. i didn’t know they even still made lights like this. -
2023-10-25 at 6:05 AM UTC in What are the best drugs for sex?MDMA does enhance the pleasure of sex, but it makes me feel cuddly, not really sexual.
LSD is awesome. I’ve had sex for literally hours on this stuff.
On nitrous I’m too far in another dimension laughing my ass off to be able to have sex. Also, moving around makes me nauseous after I’ve been doing it for a while. -
2023-09-23 at 3:59 AM UTC in Spasstime Buttack Hole Condom Singularity
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2023-09-12 at 9:13 AM UTC in McDonalds used to be a lot better.They started to suck around the time when they remodeled all their stores a few years ago. I used to go there because they were fast and cheap, but it seems like the prices went up and the wait is longer. It also seems like their portion sizes got smaller.
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2023-09-10 at 8:04 AM UTC in We get health warnings for the temperature being 30Celsius nowAlmost everytime we get a thunderstorm here now they send out a tornado warning through the emergency alert system which they never used to do before even though it doesn’t seem like there’s any more severe weather than usual.
The conspiracy theorist side of me makes me want to think that they’re just putting out more of these warnings to artificially make it look there is more severe weather happening so they can blame it on climate change and make it look like it’s having more effects than it actually is. -
2023-09-10 at 7:35 AM UTC in what is the best pizza toppingsmushrooms + anchovies
mushrooms + spinach
black olives
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2023-09-10 at 7:25 AM UTC in Crouton Drinks
Originally posted by Meikai I fucking hate Crouton. At first it didn't taste that bad to me, but fuuuuuuuck dude… after a while your body's just like "nah, no more - this shit's doing something funny and ion like it". Same thing happened with triple Cs: started out thinking they were kinda tasty, but it got to the point where even thinking about them makes me queasy. 🤢
I don't think you can make certain drugs more palatable. I think your body learns to detect Crouton and CCCs, certain drugs… possibly unique to opioid receptor shenanigans now that I'm thinking about it - bundy is a morphinan and Crouton/mitragynine do be antagonising. Once your body learns, I think your shit is honestly just fucked forever.
I had the opposite thing happen to me. I didn’t like the taste at first but over time I grew to like it. I think my mind started to associate the taste with the good feeling that came with the high.
Originally posted by Rape Monster One time it got stuck in my throat and I choked/coughed and a huge cloud of Crouton dust shot out
I’ve had that happen. It looked kinda cool, almost like I was blowing out smoke. -
2023-09-10 at 6:50 AM UTC in won't be spelling anything in my posts totlly coeect cuz i cut my finger tip offI did that once when I was younger while I was fucking around with a knife. I probably should’ve got stitches because it bled for a while but I didn’t.
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2023-07-06 at 10:57 PM UTC in Sprayed perfume on the hard cock.
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2023-07-06 at 10:15 PM UTC in Don't pay no mind to them ladybugs
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2023-07-06 at 10:05 PM UTC in I'm not a Racist, my best friend is black !
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2023-07-06 at 10 PM UTC in If you insist on standing up and walking away from the toilet before wiping your ass, at least cup one hand over your asshole for the inevitable...Who walks to the other side of the room to wipe their ass? Also who has carpeting in their bathroom?
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2023-03-16 at 8:03 AM UTC in EZ Chicken Pops (WARNING Pretty fucking disgusting)
Originally posted by Bradley so I was lookin at drumsticks and wings (chicken) and always i am looking for deals especially with hyper inflatipn occuring for food, anyway, between my mom and i we got a bunch of money, but we po' folk, anyway, so they got this chicken right
they grind it up, mechanically seperated or whatever the latest term is, they're grinding up the chicken cocks and beaks and face meat and shells into a paste, they then take a random chicken bone ??? and make a lollipop of chicken meat ontop of the bone, so these were frozen
my nigga, the instructions say to slide the thawed meat more on the bone before baking for best results, i'm like that's fucking nasty as fuck.
this is the best image i can find of them and as you can see, nasty as fuck.
I did not purchase any chicken today.
discuss.
They look like they’re half eaten. -
2023-03-16 at 7:43 AM UTC in Stealth campingI did this like every night when I was hitching. I would mostly try to find secluded patches of woods where you would have to crawl through some bushes or something that would make it kind of hard to get into them. I would scout out the area earlier in the day then go in right as it was getting dark to set up my tent. I never slept in a roundabout but I did sleep in comparable places a few times, like in a patch of pine trees in the parking lot of a supermarket. Pine trees are nice because the needles on the ground are soft to sleep on.
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2023-03-12 at 5:18 AM UTC in Explain the "Woke" thing againIt’s those people who think everything is racist, sexist, homophobic ect.
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2023-03-12 at 5:14 AM UTC in AI is smart enough to write ransomware and give medical adviceTell it you’re huffing paint.
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2023-03-12 at 5:09 AM UTC in Best e-mail client?Sylpheed is good if you prefer text email.
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2021-05-06 at 8:51 AM UTC in Melting down Copper pennies for scrap valuePennies from after 1982 are mostly made of zinc.
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2021-05-06 at 8:45 AM UTC in I noticed.Cum is kinda gross.
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2021-05-06 at 8:30 AM UTC in anyone have a covid tan?No, cause I don’t go outside and a mask is generally unnecessary outdoors.
