Posts by blackbird

1. 2024-11-21 at 3:39 AM UTC in What papers do you use in 2024?
   

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   I’m a pipe person. I’ve only ever smoked joints rolled by someone else.
2. 2024-11-20 at 8:08 PM UTC in funny sounding colors
   

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3. 2024-11-20 at 7:53 PM UTC in RFK appointment crashes pharmaceutical company stocks
   

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   Shoulda bought crypto instead.
4. 2024-11-19 at 6:28 AM UTC in Where are you at now in life vs. when you first signed up for NIS?
   

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   I was a borderline hiki with terrible social skills. Now I’m less so.
5. 2024-11-15 at 7:45 PM UTC in I snapped a picture of a UFO
   

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   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood everyone wants to take a picture of a UFO but nobody wants to give them a picture 🥺 #I👽︎Believe

   
   Aliens need nudes and dick pics.
6. 2024-11-15 at 7:34 PM UTC in Craving a McCrispy.
   

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   Is this a British thing?
7. 2024-11-14 at 7:15 AM UTC in Where can I get free porn
   

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   Under your dad’s mattress.
8. 2024-11-14 at 7:09 AM UTC in I'm creating a $1,000,000 pickleball business
   

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   I’m creating a $1,000,000 pickle‐fondling business.
9. 2024-11-10 at 10:42 PM UTC in You know those pop up ads when u watch porn
   

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   I don’t understand the ones that advertise their sites as being full of ugly girls. Who is that supposed to entice to click on them?
10. 2024-11-10 at 9:49 PM UTC in THE 6G TOWERS THEY'RE PUTTING UP GAVE ME ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
    

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    wireless erections ejaculating harmful rays
11. 2024-11-07 at 7:38 AM UTC in Do you wear a poppy for Remembrance Day?
    

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    I remember they used to sell these in front of the grocery store when I was a kid. I think my mother used to buy them sometimes.
12. 2024-11-07 at 6:13 AM UTC in Campaign text alerts comparison
    

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    I was getting spam emails from Trump telling me he loves me a few months ago.
13. 2024-11-07 at 5:58 AM UTC in So are y'all lookin forward to tomorrah?
    

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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    Just the keystone state doing keystone shit.
14. 2024-10-25 at 4:20 AM UTC in Newborn babies are ugly as fuck
    

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    Babies have weird body proportions. They look like little ogres.
15. 2024-10-25 at 4:14 AM UTC in Do you know any one who ever disappeared?
    

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    I didn’t really know him personally, but the guy who owned the local convenience store disappeared one day. Later it came out that he bailed and went to live in some city in the midwest without telling anyone including his family.
16. 2024-10-25 at 3:54 AM UTC in It's a celebration 💐🎉
    

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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Will there be cake?
    
    

    
    That skin looks like an orange peel.
17. 2024-10-25 at 3:48 AM UTC in I just peed and need to pee again.
    

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    This is why I don’t like drinking beer or coffee.
18. 2024-09-14 at 3:18 AM UTC in They sell boofers at the dollar store, LIMITED TIME ONLY.
    

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    Who would give those as a party favor?
19. 2024-09-02 at 5:08 AM UTC in Why don't men wear suits anymore?
    

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    Suits became obsolete when the pajama pants + hoodie combo was discovered.
20. 2024-08-31 at 1:19 AM UTC in Why Having A Penis RULES!
    

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    You can draw eyes on it and pretend it’s a snake.