2024-11-14 at 7:15 AM UTC
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Where can I get free porn
Under your dad’s mattress.
I’m creating a $1,000,000 pickle‐fondling business.
I don’t understand the ones that advertise their sites as being full of ugly girls. Who is that supposed to entice to click on them?
wireless erections ejaculating harmful rays
I remember they used to sell these in front of the grocery store when I was a kid. I think my mother used to buy them sometimes.
I was getting spam emails from Trump telling me he loves me a few months ago.
Babies have weird body proportions. They look like little ogres.
I didn’t really know him personally, but the guy who owned the local convenience store disappeared one day. Later it came out that he bailed and went to live in some city in the midwest without telling anyone including his family.
This is why I don’t like drinking beer or coffee.
Who would give those as a party favor?
Suits became obsolete when the pajama pants + hoodie combo was discovered.
2024-08-31 at 1:19 AM UTC
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Why Having A Penis RULES!
You can draw eyes on it and pretend it’s a snake.
The pandemic made me realize how dystopian a society where nobody leaves their house would be. It actually snapped me out of my hikkikomori tendencies alot.
I’d much rather live a world where cellphones didn’t exist.
2024-08-15 at 6:33 AM UTC
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I miss pot
Build a weed fort out in the woods so you have somewhere private to smoke.
