If you insist on standing up and walking away from the toilet before wiping your ass, at least cup one hand over your asshole for the inevitable...

1. 2023-07-06 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Unless washing shit stains out of your carpet you find to be pleasurable.
2. 2023-07-06 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   K
3. 2023-07-06 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   My poops are pretty solid and residue free, I wipe of course though 9/10 the paper is as clean as my driving record.
4. 2023-07-06 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Occasionally I'll have a "slopster" and then it's like there isn't enough toilet paper in the world.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
5. 2023-07-06 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Occasionally I'll have a "slopster" and then it's like there isn't enough toilet paper in the world.

   
   🤣😅😂
6. 2023-07-06 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by WellHung Unless washing shit stains out of your carpet you find to be pleasurable.

   
   Not everyone leaks shit from having too many dicks in their ass
7. 2023-07-06 at 10 PM UTC

   #7
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Who walks to the other side of the room to wipe their ass? Also who has carpeting in their bathroom?