Posts by blackbird

1. 2024-03-19 at 7:18 AM UTC in I CAN'T BE YOUR BATMAN
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   robin' ur anal virginity
2. 2024-03-19 at 7:08 AM UTC in Nigger...
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   spic n span, garbage can
3. 2024-03-19 at 6:51 AM UTC in Is sniffing the seats in mcdonalds ok if I ask Ronald Mcdonald himself?
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I think Mayor McCheese is the authority there, Ronald is just the resident clown.
4. 2024-03-19 at 6:45 AM UTC in Today i pissed all over the toilet seat and floor at Cold Stone Creamery just to make the employees miserable by cleaning it up...
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Piss‐flavored ice cream.
5. 2024-03-19 at 6:12 AM UTC in Drugs
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Drugs r good in ur butt :O
6. 2024-03-19 at 6:08 AM UTC in Around-the-clock doordashing while geeked on amphetamines...
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Eat a few fries out of every order you deliver and they’ll add up to a meal over the course of the night.
7. 2024-03-19 at 6:04 AM UTC in Trans by Daylight: The Unknown
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   This chick is delusional if she actually thinks any random person off the street is going to recognize her because she voiced some minor character in video game that the majority of people have never of.
8. 2024-03-12 at 4:25 AM UTC in 🤪 Anti Crackhead Barrier - Police Tape 🚧
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Put up a security camera pointed at where they congregate and livestream it to the internet. At least if it doesn’t scare them off we’ll have some amusing crackhead antics to watch.
9. 2024-03-12 at 4:19 AM UTC in Shit names for craft beer
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   butt fungus
10. 2024-03-11 at 8:04 PM UTC in Having Sexual Relations with a Banana.
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Get a jack‐o‐lantern to give you a bj.
11. 2024-03-11 at 6:21 PM UTC in Meanwhile, in England
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    
    Cause the last thing you want in your military are patriots.
12. 2024-03-10 at 4:48 AM UTC in What was your most hated class in school
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    When I hated a class it was usually because of the teacher and not the subject.
    
    But math was probably my least favorite subject because it was the only one I had to put actual effort into to pass.
13. 2024-03-04 at 3:59 AM UTC in You are all brainwashed woke sheep
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I’m a goat. We’re immune to brainwashing. We just like climbing shit.
14. 2024-02-28 at 10:05 AM UTC in Did you drink from the hose? 🚰💦
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Cool kids drink from the pool.
15. 2024-02-28 at 10:01 AM UTC in Willy Wonka Experience draws crowds in Glasgow
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    It doesn’t look as bad as I was expecting, but not worth thirty‐five bucks.
16. 2023-11-25 at 3:56 AM UTC in Terror Attack on Rainbow Bridge
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    https://vidmaxviral.com/video/221633-cctv-footage-shows-the-moment-a-bentley-launched-and-then-exploded-on-the-rainbow-bridge-was-not-terrorism-just-kiss-fans-going-to-the-concert
    
    WTF did he ramp off of? It looks like something out of a movie.
17. 2023-11-24 at 10:38 PM UTC in MADE A TWEAKER HAVE A SKITZO MELTDOWN (REAL)
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Is that a meth bong? I didn’t know those existed.
18. 2023-11-22 at 9:26 AM UTC in If you had the chance would you punch ET?
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    
    
    ET needs lovin too.
19. 2023-11-21 at 6:19 AM UTC in Camel and Ostrich Racing
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    If they both have long necks does that mean they’re the same animal?
20. 2023-11-21 at 5:32 AM UTC in downer enjoyer appreciation thread
    

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    For some reason I thought this thread was gonna be about people with down syndrome.