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2015-10-01 at 3:03 AM UTC in Yay, look what I got.
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2015-09-20 at 12:57 AM UTC in I'm a PTRANNYscraaaaaaw
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2015-09-20 at 12:42 AM UTC in "Welcome to Zoklet!"I don't even recognize 10% of those people.
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2015-09-18 at 12:08 AM UTC in Make a lol internet forum.It was always my favorite on the other sites and one of the most active.
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2015-09-17 at 5:20 PM UTC in Mark311 is dead
I've never seen rats here or any sign of them, and there's no feasible way for them to get in.
I won't even have that…
But what good will it do when we're both dead? Some comfort that will be.
Rats can chew through concrete and squeeze through a hole the size of a quarter, they can get you if they want to. -
2015-09-17 at 2:46 AM UTC in Real Life Poltergeist/Ghost ExperiencesWhen I was about three or four I woke up one night and looked over at a bookcase where my sister had a bunch of
dolls and stuffed animals sitting up on one of the shelves and they all looked like they were moving, kinda like they were
dancing. I know I wasn't dreaming cause I was sitting straight up in bed staring at them for a few minutes. Eventually I got so
freaked out that I jumped off the top of the bunk-bed we had and ran into my parents bedroom. I didn't tell them what happened
but I refused to sleep in that room again for a while after.
Years later in a different house. There was one room where I'd have random scratches appear on me and it would only ever
happen in that one room, which was my mothers room. I was rarely in there but when I was, I'd have it happen a good percentage
of the time. It couldn't of been that I'd scratched myself on something earlier and didn't notice because I'd see it happen
with my own eyes. I would feel a tingling sensation look down and I'd see them appear from nowhere.
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2015-09-12 at 3:22 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.I always sleep with the lights on.
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2015-09-03 at 3:27 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
School starts tomorrow. This is my 8th year of high school.
Don't they kick you out when you turn 21? -
2015-09-02 at 11:57 PM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
I'm pretty weird in general but if i had to think of something to post ITT i'd say it's pretty weird that i enjoy the taste of anti-biotics. They're tasty as fuck to me for some reason. Ever since i was a kid and i had to get this anti-biotic syrup have i loved the taste.
I love the taste of Robitussin, if they made a drink based off it i'd totally buy it. -
2015-09-02 at 10:19 PM UTC in Europe should be considered a sub-continent, not a continent.It has similar size and level of diversity as India which is considered a sub-continent. The only reason it's seen as a continent is cause the people that came up with the continents were Europeans.
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2015-07-18 at 2:12 AM UTC in post your favorite album covers
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2015-06-25 at 4:21 PM UTC in Well... I'm Here
First off, you posted my dick, not me. I begged you for months to do it, and finally you did it. I win.
You're goddamned right my posts were shit. But I'm not giving advice on shitposting. Lanny is vastly more qualified than you are for this, technically speaking. He literally does this shit for a living.
If you don't shut your dragon mouth I am going to jam my 500 year old cock down your firey throat. Is that what you want?
Because it's what I want.
I really, really want it.
i need to hear the full story on this XD
why were you begging to have your dick on the front page exactly?
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2015-06-25 at 3:49 PM UTC in I've never banged a chick without a rubber.
Not at all bruh, it's just that my friend has check-ups everytime he has sex. I thought it was mandatory.
a prostate exam after sex? maybe he means an std test?
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2015-06-24 at 6:15 PM UTC in Update on my dick piercingI had to take my tongue piercing out a few weeks ago cause it was messing with my gums, so i figured id only keep it in for like half the day.
After like six hours i couldnt get it back in again >_<
Its crazy how fast some piercings can heal up.