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What's the deal with Christmas lights?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Holy capitalism,
    I went to Walmart and bought 2 50 foot strands for $20 each.
    Was going to put them on the house when I noticed the bulbs are not replaceable.
    So if a single bulb breaks or burns out the whole strand is trash.

    Ended up spending $130 on 2 50ft strands that use actual screw in lights which are replaceable.

    It's awful they even make garbage like that.
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    It's awful that your poorass would spend $130 on lights
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  3. #3
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lol the 1970s called they want their lights back
  4. #4
    That's a good investment Foina! Have a happy holly jolly you and youres
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats Holy capitalism,
    I went to Walmart and bought 2 50 foot strands for $20 each.
    Was going to put them on the house when I noticed the bulbs are not replaceable.
    So if a single bulb breaks or burns out the whole strand is trash.

    Ended up spending $130 on 2 50ft strands that use actual screw in lights which are replaceable.

    It's awful they even make garbage like that.

    thats what you get for buying christmas junk before christmas

    wait till the day after christmas and its all 50% off. by new years its 90% off

    a few years ago i bought several thousand dollars worth of christmas crap just before new years eve for about $100
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  6. #6
    Haley Yung Blood
    Thread title sounds like something a shitty stand-up comic would say at open mic night on a thursday.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    They really expect me to screw these all in? WTH
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    I do like the look of them.
    It boggles my mind how cheaply stuff is made anymore. The insert you screw the lightbulb into is plastic threads...
    Anyways, I'm happy I guess.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Holy capitalism,
    I went to Walmart and bought 2 50 foot strands for $20 each.
    Was going to put them on the house when I noticed the bulbs are not replaceable.
    So if a single bulb breaks or burns out the whole strand is trash.

    theure wired parrallely.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................ thats what you get for buying christmas junk before christmas

    wait till the day after christmas and its all 50% off. by new years its 90% off

    a few years ago i bought several thousand dollars worth of christmas crap just before new years eve for about $100

    get hookers after theyve menopaused. thats how i managed to get thousand dollars worth of child prostitutes for less than 50.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Fonaplats


    I do like the look of them.
    It boggles my mind how cheaply stuff is made anymore. The insert you screw the lightbulb into is plastic threads…
    Anyways, I'm happy I guess.

    They always were, you bumbling idiot.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny get hookers after theyve menopaused. thats how i managed to get thousand dollars worth of child prostitutes for less than 50.

    overpriced

    with a few roofies and some duct tape you can get them for free
  13. #13
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    It's nice that my Christmas is the 7th of Jan, so I just wait until everything goes on sale and then I buy all my presents.
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    Originally posted by maddie It's nice that my Christmas is the 7th of Jan, so I just wait until everything goes on sale and then I buy all my presents.

    thats similar to what i do. i buy my christmas stuff after christmas then stockpile it for the following christmas

    i still have decorations and wrapping paper from several years ago. i even use the generic-themed wrapping paper for birthday and other miscellaneous presents.
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    Wow, THE SAVINGS FRUYS.

    #LilSportysHomelife

    Those are cool bubs, Fiana . Theylook like the festive lights on tf2 heard
  16. #16
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Happy Thanksgiving
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  17. #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by frala Happy Thanksgiving

    Thanks frala.
    Hoping the 4 of us can do a couples date soon.
    Wouldn't it be nice to meet somewhere halfway like Nashville?
    We can go to that bar from Coyote Ugly.
    We can spend the whole day ubering to museums and fancy restaurants all while getting to know each other.
    Then we can sleep well knowing we have other cool couples in our lives that we can hang out and do cool stuff with.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................. overpriced

    with a few roofies and some duct tape you can get them for free

    i dont whats the correct dossage for their age.

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................. thats similar to what i do. i buy my christmas stuff after christmas then stockpile it for the following christmas

    i still have decorations and wrapping paper from several years ago. i even use the generic-themed wrapping paper for birthday and other miscellaneous presents.

    i didnt know you celebrate x-mass.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont whats the correct dossage for their age.



    i didnt know you celebrate x-mass.

    the correct dosage is to generously apply until unconsciousness

    being thrifts doesnt denote celebrating anything other than appreciating money
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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................ thats what you get for buying christmas junk before christmas

    wait till the day after christmas and its all 50% off. by new years its 90% off

    a few years ago i bought several thousand dollars worth of christmas crap just before new years eve for about $100

    I got a 6ft artificial tree a few years ago for $15.

    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    They really expect me to screw these all in? WTH

    My family used to have these when I was a kid. i didn’t know they even still made lights like this.
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