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2024-04-02 at 5:22 AM UTC in Do you ever wish that it was 1597 and you were ekeing out a living working for a feudal lord in Romania?
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2024-04-02 at 5:19 AM UTC in Sure I'd love to visit the Maldives but deep down I realize I'll never get there...Swim there.
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2024-04-02 at 5:16 AM UTC in HITLER IS RIGHTHitler was a sensitive man.
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2024-04-02 at 3:29 AM UTC in What cigs do you guys smoke?When I smoked cigs I would get pouches of american spirit tobacco and roll my own.
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2024-04-02 at 1:01 AM UTC in Francis Key Scott Bridge is Spectacularly Fucked
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Looks like the main engine went out. The big whoosh of black smoke is apparently what you often get when you start up emergency diesel generators. They provide electricity, but no propulsion. The turning and apparent slowing may be due to an anchor being dropped, hard to tell.
Imagine being that last truck that crossed then looking back and seeing the whole bridge collapse behind you. 0_0 -
2024-03-19 at 7:18 AM UTC in I CAN'T BE YOUR BATMANrobin' ur anal virginity
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2024-03-19 at 7:08 AM UTC in Nigger...spic n span, garbage can
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2024-03-19 at 6:51 AM UTC in Is sniffing the seats in mcdonalds ok if I ask Ronald Mcdonald himself?I think Mayor McCheese is the authority there, Ronald is just the resident clown.
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2024-03-19 at 6:45 AM UTC in Today i pissed all over the toilet seat and floor at Cold Stone Creamery just to make the employees miserable by cleaning it up...Piss‐flavored ice cream.
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2024-03-19 at 6:12 AM UTC in DrugsDrugs r good in ur butt :O
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2024-03-19 at 6:08 AM UTC in Around-the-clock doordashing while geeked on amphetamines...Eat a few fries out of every order you deliver and they’ll add up to a meal over the course of the night.
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2024-03-19 at 6:04 AM UTC in Trans by Daylight: The UnknownThis chick is delusional if she actually thinks any random person off the street is going to recognize her because she voiced some minor character in video game that the majority of people have never of.
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2024-03-12 at 4:25 AM UTC in 🤪 Anti Crackhead Barrier - Police Tape 🚧Put up a security camera pointed at where they congregate and livestream it to the internet. At least if it doesn’t scare them off we’ll have some amusing crackhead antics to watch.
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2024-03-12 at 4:19 AM UTC in Shit names for craft beerbutt fungus
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2024-03-11 at 8:04 PM UTC in Having Sexual Relations with a Banana.Get a jack‐o‐lantern to give you a bj.
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2024-03-11 at 6:21 PM UTC in Meanwhile, in England
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2024-03-10 at 4:48 AM UTC in What was your most hated class in schoolWhen I hated a class it was usually because of the teacher and not the subject.
But math was probably my least favorite subject because it was the only one I had to put actual effort into to pass. -
2024-03-04 at 3:59 AM UTC in You are all brainwashed woke sheepI’m a goat. We’re immune to brainwashing. We just like climbing shit.
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2024-02-28 at 10:05 AM UTC in Did you drink from the hose? 🚰💦Cool kids drink from the pool.
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2024-02-28 at 10:01 AM UTC in Willy Wonka Experience draws crowds in GlasgowIt doesn’t look as bad as I was expecting, but not worth thirty‐five bucks.
