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World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast

  1. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  2. Have they called Nestlé?
  3. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have they called Nestlé?

    Why? What would Nestlé do, besides laugh?
  4. "Hey, Nestlé. We want our tens of billions of tons of water back the politicians we voted in gifted you."

    "CLICK"
  5. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Obbe

    Bunch of fucking retards. California has the same problem. "Hmm, this arid desert landscape's soil has great drainage. I have a great idea... let's open a vineyard and grow succulent, juicy grapes!"

    California somehow turned itself into America's breadbasket (or fresh fruit basket, I guess), and when you look at the regions responsible for growing like 30% of the fresh Strawberries in America from space, it's fucking beige. And these ag concerns have the audacity to sponsor Immortan Joe style PR campaigns with billboards and advertisements telling people not to drink too much water. Jesus fuck.



    A huge solution to the water crises these southern, FUCKING DESERT STATES are facing is... I don't know... stop trying to grow fucking acres of watermelons in a place that'd naturally be lucky to see a dusty shrub or two.
  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Outlook? Terrifying: TV weather presenters on the hell and horror of the climate crisis

    Weather presenters are on the front line of the climate crisis, as they have to explain the disasters as they unfold in real time. Some of them end up in tears, others have received death threats simply for forecasting the weather.
  7. TV weather presenters

  8. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. The subconscious programming of the stupid masses
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The subconscious programming of the stupid masses

    thus spaketh the quadruvaxxed.
  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thus spaketh the quadruvaxxed.

    Thus speaketh the paranoid
  13. 80% of the population now literally has an IQ in the double digits, and the exploiters will take full advantage of it..
  14. Mines in the high 130s.
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mines in the high 130s.

    147 for me.
  16. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 147 for me.

    Sure
  17. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thus speaketh the paranoid

    percentage of paranoids who died suddently per capita:

    0.003%

    percentage of vaxxers who died suddenly per capita:

    17.49%
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny percentage of paranoids who died suddently per capita:

    0.003%

    percentage of vaxxers who died suddenly per capita:

    17.49%


    Percentage of vaxxers who died BECAUSE of the vaccine 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002%

  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Or 100x the electricity generated worldwide in 2021.

    157,680,000 atom bombs


  20. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 157,680,000 atom bombs



    Let's see your credentials.
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