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wut did u dream about last night

  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I can order dreams if i want, who the fuck are you to play with me about an disease that i acquired in front of playing before myself, my left rib. you can transcribe that i did not hit a bulb, an light bulb broke from the ceiling and cut me on my left rib .XTC ...but i did while i was playing and it was that an cancer started to grow and i told them that it felt like blight it was stinging and that's what i mean it was a light bulb like a booby so that's what i mean i'm kind of special in an individual way i can get into any school i want i can make friends with anyone who else cares about this mater? not even one. Lithium
  2. Kafka sweaty
    It was that I had got lost in London so had to stay at the first hotel I found which looked very outdated and boring. My coke dealer showed up, we went out to the the garden, idk how to describe it, lot of grey statues. I cr what we talked about. The sky was night but there were purple clouds. Then we started kissing.

    I feel weird now because he's black.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Welp. If my subconscious likes him ig I don't have to think it through. It's what picks up on all the flags.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka It was that I had got lost in London so had to stay at the first hotel I found which looked very outdated and boring. My coke dealer showed up, we went out to the the garden, idk how to describe it, lot of grey statues. I cr what we talked about. The sky was night but there were purple clouds. Then we started kissing.

    I feel weird now because he's black.

    Next you'll try self identifying as a nigger

    You don't even know what a man is
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Welp. If my subconscious likes him ig I don't have to think it through. It's what picks up on all the flags.

    What exactly do you think a man is
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I had a dream within a dream and it was fucked. I was really embarrassed in Dream Layer #1, because I'd just "woken up" from Dream Layer #2... in which I'd been very pregnant. I was so disappointed with myself for not realizing that the pregnancy had been a dream ("lmao you retard you can't get pregnant") and I was too sad/ashamed to talk to scronny about it. That was a trip.
  7. I got drunk last night, then went to bed.

    I dreamt about getting rid of GG and getting chickens and a GF who liked chickens. We were doing different things relating to chickens, like shopping for poultry crates and incubators, etc.
  8. I dreamt that I got killed in a shootout by some Latin Kings.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I dreamt that I got killed in a shootout by some Latin Kings.

    Sic semper tyrannis. There are no kings of Rome. SPQR.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Kafka sweaty
    In the ocean with people, they were going the wrong way and would drown but I made one guy turn around and go the other way with me. Remembered that people don't walk in straight lines when there's no external stimuli and wondered if it was the same for swimming in the ocean at night. We found land, a small island with a large abandoned grey house. It looked Georigian. We flipped a coin to decide things fairly.

    I can't really describe it, before that there was a city and I remember a beige room built over an arch. Maybe the arch was and entrance to a park but you could enter the arch, there was rain, it was a bit cyberpunk.
  11. That there was an industrial accident, and we got away unscathed
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don’t remember.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    I was in Wisconsin and I got a job at this metal foundry factory I worked at for like 90 days in 2013 except now it was modernized with TVs everywhere and you could play cards and they said we only had tow work for 90 minutes in the morning and 90 minutes at night and someone gave me a bang energy drink, during lunch they took us to a river and I saw a bicycle laying there so I asked if I could go to the gas station. I went and got 4 beers. I drank them and brought the bicycle back and a cop stopped me and I blew a .14, heg ave me a paper that said .11-.22 box checked and I was worried I was going to jail. I saw two birds mating and some little kid was chasing them trying to make them stop while people were yelling that was it was okay the bird "was hurting" the other bird. I woke up to a phone call from my friend in Wisconsin telling me he's just gonna do a huge line of crystal meth for breakfast and told me I'm his hero. :/
  14. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    i had a nightmnare that I was trapped in hell. It was a canadian shopping mall themed like Canada day the size of a city that had two train stations on each end connecting both ends of canada and it was across the water from the parliment building in ontario. and every item in the store was a canucking good deal. I bought the Trudeau unicorn caramel cups which were made by a suburban left wing family cashing in on a viral meme where Trudeau promised to give every child a caramel cup with unicorns. I remember walking by some zoomers giving out free samples and I heard them yucking it up at the may mays on the cups and their parents were so proud of this viral money maker, they all had a good haerty chortle

    There was an ice cream store called ON THE ICE EH that sold waffle cones shaped like hockey sticks and wayne gretzky would slapshot a puck of ice cream into your stick coated in maple syrup

    there was little nova scotia where the trailer park boys gave out autographs,. The security for the entire premises was done by a temporary foreign workforce of Indian ghurkas that walked around like mallcops with their scimitars and beards chasing white teenagers around shouting HEY HEY!!! SIR WHY ARE YOU DOING THE STEALING!
  15. ner vegas African Astronaut
    I need to start writing them down,, I forget after 10 minutes if I remember at all
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    I got my IQ tested in a medical setting and it was 171, so I was worried I was going to have to change my twitter handle (which is a joke about me being stupid). Then my dream smash cut to Hollywood, Japan. A movie directed to cover for an assassination, guns owned credibly as "props". What a night.
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    At sea, came upon another ship, I think my crew were in trouble. They were Asians and went about torturing all my crew. Then I turned back time to save them, I had to take the blame for something and shoot myself in the head. Somehow I was still alive and planning a revolt. Jump to, that ginger guy from highschool, I was doing his skincare, we were both silent, think I was trying to distract him from something. Planting trees, the uniform was too big for me but it didn't matter because I was wearing a custom one as my disguise. That place again, a small secret garden with birds and granite sculptures.
  18. Originally posted by Dirtbag At sea, came upon another ship, I think my crew were in trouble. They were Asians and went about torturing all my crew. Then I turned back time to save them, I had to take the blame for something and shoot myself in the head. Somehow I was still alive and planning a revolt. Jump to, that ginger guy from highschool, I was doing his skincare, we were both silent, think I was trying to distract him from something. Planting trees, the uniform was too big for me but it didn't matter because I was wearing a custom one as my disguise. That place again, a small secret garden with birds and granite sculptures.

    Did you get along better with redheads?
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Did you get along better with redheads?

    I had zero attraction towards gingers in highschool but now I do. That guy had a crush on me but I wasn't interested in gingers.
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I wonder if this is a sign I'm no longer me, is it normal to be repulsed by gingers then suddenly like them?
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