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2024-06-29 at 3:47 AM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?They are goofy little shits though. I can't hate on gulls. They're retards like pigeons, but less passive. Mischievous little dicks.
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2024-06-29 at 3:46 AM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
Originally posted by Narc I love the sound of Seagulls by the sea, you know your by the seaside proper when you hear the Gulls squealing
Loved the sound of them when I was living in Cornwall by the sea, totally adds to the atmosphere down there. Lot of people hate them and think they're pests, I think they funny as fuck, And they sure do a great job of cleaning up all the food people drop everywhere, the place would stink if it weren't for the seagulls you know.
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It feels like cheating because I'm nowhere near the ocean. I guess the Great Lakes are freshwater inland seas and that's good enough for the gulls, but they really do bring an "ocean-side" vibe and it felt totally unearned by the local geography. -
2024-06-28 at 7:08 PM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
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2024-06-28 at 4:26 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
Originally posted by Elbow I don't know specifically what I dreamt about, but I remember… 2 things. Two conflicting things. One was that we should get a cross for… our shower. The second was the word "volva", etched indelibly into my brain. I'm pretty sure I've never heard or seen this word before. I say these are conflicting things because I googled it when I woke up, as one does when words from the beyond find their way embedded in one's consciousness after a nap, and "volva" is an old norse term for a seeress.
A dream about putting a christian cross in our shower, which left the old norse word for a pagan witch floating around my head. This feels like a jumbled up blood memory.
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2024-06-28 at 3:56 PM UTC in Potential Use of This Site
Originally posted by Incessant I don’t even really believe this is a true conspiracy, but if it was it would be brilliant.
What if Wozny was right and Lanny really did have connections to Jeff Hunter? What if Lanny was working with the feds to use all the data here to train an AI model to understand/predict criminal behavior? Or how to catch chomos? And some of these Alts of young girls are just the bots created from all of this jumbled posting over years and years.
And no this doesn’t belong in half baked I’m not stoned rn.
If training an AI to predict criminal behavior was the plan, it'd be a terrible plan. Everyone here is old, and has more-or-less aged out of any and all criminality more egregious than recreational drug abuse (and even that has wound down significantly over time).
You'd have better luck training it on Zoklet/Totse archives than on the fresh posts on this little backwater shithole. Bad Ideas and BLTC were the lifeblood of totse and zoklet. Not so much here. Not anymore. The sole exception is noncery, or it was until recently, but with Sophie [pretending he's] dead and wariat steadfastly refusing to post... well... even that's over now too. Plus, at its very peak, the NIS nonce population was probably like 3 - 5. If you wanted to train an AI to catch nonces, you'd get better training data from any modestly populated discord server. -
2024-06-28 at 7:40 AM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
this is such a perfect bird
fuck
look at that boy. like a chunky little sphere with wings and adorable little soulless black eyes and the ittiest bittiest little beak.
i want to keep one as a pet but also no i don't that's mean the whole sky belongs to them and its wrong to keep them caged -
2024-06-28 at 7:38 AM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?oh and some cooing. pigeons be pigeoning.
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2024-06-28 at 7:37 AM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?also whatever the hell this is. i heard this a lot growing up.
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2024-06-28 at 7:36 AM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?chickadeedeedeee
CAWWWWW
CAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
chirp chirp chirp
tweet tweet
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2024-06-28 at 7:11 AM UTC in I feel like Tomiedoes allah really not want his submissives to have children?
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2024-06-28 at 7:10 AM UTC in I feel like Tomie
Originally posted by Michael Myers Okay, I just read it. Errr… first of all, I think it's absolutely great when women don't want kids, I don't think that's an evil thing or a bad thing.. I think it's the opposite. I think it's good and I wish more women were like this, especially in my culture.
i wanted desperately to "ummm ackshually" this, but everywhere i look i see people saying that the quran treats having children much the same as acquiring wealth - a worldly desire that does nothing to bring you closer to god. i mean i also see people saying that it's good because it expands the ummah and quoting «تَزَوَّجُوا تَوَالَدُوا تَنَاسَلُوا فَإِنِّي مُبَاهٍ بِكُمُ الْأُمَمَ يَوْمَ الْقِيَامَةِ» from sunnah but like... -
2024-06-28 at 4:06 AM UTC in Porn issues
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2024-06-28 at 4:04 AM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERSI'm too busy playing video games to read this thread has anyone said anything that wasn't retarded yet?
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2024-06-27 at 8:34 AM UTC in 2 more weeks. It's the Final-Final CountdownTomorrow is the big day, everyone! Remember what Bert the Turt told our elders: Duck and Cover!
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2024-06-26 at 12:41 AM UTC in Subforums that this site needs.We definitely need Radio Free AmeriKKKa to kickstart a pirate radio revival movement. I don't know that anyone here has the expertise to actually make such a subforum worthwhile, but like... maybe this is an "if you build it, they will come" style scenario.
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2024-06-25 at 11:16 PM UTC in We’ve been accidentally cooling the planet — and it’s about to stop
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2024-06-25 at 11 PM UTC in We’ve been accidentally cooling the planet — and it’s about to stopGuess we should keep burning coal then.
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2024-06-25 at 6:33 AM UTC in Any femboys
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2024-06-24 at 4:29 PM UTC in Do women lie more than men?
Originally posted by Kinks I too feel that makeup/botox/plastic surgery etc is lying
I do wear a little bit of makeup tho. I dont wanna be a liar !
Makeup is an affectation, and if it's a lie... well, you always tell the truth eventually (people will see you without it, guys you're dating especially).
Cosmetic surgery is a straight up lie though. Or like... good cosmetic surgery is. If you were born with genes that made you look like a gorilla and gave you a beak for a nose, when your kids come out as hideously deformed freaks, your betrayal of your family and of everyone good and decent in society will be complete. 😤
If it's obvious you've had work done though, it's just body modification like a tattoo or piercing. -
2024-06-24 at 1:04 PM UTC in Why should I care anymore?
Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Nothing ever happens.
People are crazy weird these days
Everything is Ghettotay
Grocery Prices are through the roof
A dollar is now worf bout Mmm fiddycent
Side shows stopping traffic dead on the bridge, cops can;t do shit. set off fireworks
nothing is normal. was it ever? fuys, was it ever normal?
