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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas if it weren't for the G*DD*MN BR*TISH I'd still be happily throwing sticks at kangaroos in the bush

    You being half chink half abo would actually explain so much. That's gotta be like... the rarest breed.
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Interesting, I wonder if spray tans would work for me too.

    You're a ginger like me. You don't tan. I wouldn't let you. A tanned ginger would probably break a seal of the apocalypse.
  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas good

    good

    good

    Aldra will never forgive the UK for the century of humiliation they subjected his people to.

    Originally posted by Donald Trump God save the King.

    God save the king.
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Do u lick cunny

    This account is neither cute nor funny.
  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny This ain't a Tim Hortons, Pal.
    fuck off with your preferred pronouns

    clearly a femboy hooters order smh
  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    pride month is over its illegal to be gay now
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian So what does that make losers who don't play video games?

    Bored, presumably.
  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    We are a DSP detractor household.
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas is that what you call your asshole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Seriously?

    I was memeing about DSP fiddling with his wedding ring whenever things come up which might lead him to having thoughts of his wife's imperfection (like hot video game characters). Scronny would get it. Or at least I thought he would.

    He hasn't proposed to me, if that's what's got your goat.

    Maybe one day~
  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood not MY lover!

    [fiddles with wedding ring]
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks her strap on probably breaks off

    πŸ‘€
  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm not dissapointed in you because of mediocre anime. I'm dissapointed in you because you're watching it as it airs like a PLEB

    The great thing about watching specifically mediocre anime as it airs is that you never end up getting that feeling of, like, "OH, FUCK YOU. COME ON. I NEED MORE NOW! THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU CANT END IT LIKE THIS!" It's mediocre. Waiting another week is fine.

    If you're going to judge me for anything, judge me for watching good anime on a weekly release schedule and then tearing my hair out when a 20 minute episode passes by in what feels like 8 minutes and I'm left frustrated for another 7 days.
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    like beauty nourishes the soul and the plastic look does not, but it's not ugly. at least not to me. it's just... something else entirely. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks she wasnt even attractive before she upped everything

    idk i think she's very pretty in the after, in an explicitly artificial and sexual kinda way. the semen demon aesthetic is like... kinda orthogonal to beauty, but it doesn't look bad.
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    I think I like natural best but I voted blonde because you asked NIS, and that was a dumb thing to do. The blonde, I feel, really captures the spirit of that.
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    The correct response to anthropogenic climate change is not degrowth or denialism, but for governments to keep it in the back of their minds as something we should deal with as opportunities arise. We do not need to push for zero emissions. We just need to keep on trucking. She'll be alright.
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Climate change is real…it was real before humans even existed. Climate change doesn't mean Humans caused it…climate change is a natural process which again…has existed since the Earth (and other planets) first formed.

    Climate change deniers are just idiots. Climate change advocates who think that means humans cause it…are also idiots.

    "Climate change" as used in these discussions is shorthand for "anthropogenic climate change", not the concept of variations in climate over time. Climate change believers do not think the climate was static and unchanging until humans came along. They think humans have had a noticeable impact on the planet's climate, and honestly... with the amount of shenanigans we've gotten up to, it'd be a miracle if we hadn't. Of course we're impacting the climate. We have drastically reshaped this planet over the course of thousands of years. We have built artificial mountains of rock and steel, made desolate asphalt wastes of once verdant land.

    Which, of course, is why even if the most schizophrenic climate change alarmists were right about the degree of impact we've had, it wouldn't matter. Our species is badass. We are practically gods.
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    meow?
  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE I'll pump my nut batter down her throat

    be. better.
  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE More like Jinjo Island
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE #rekt

    say that to my face not online fucker see what happens

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