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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I'm sorry.. what is this from?

    It's from a book I haven't read, apparently.
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    bradley tomorrow morning after his transition in complete:

  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley What do you use now? Cucumbers still?

    I don't smoke weed anymore. Either way, I can't see cucumbers making good components for a jury-rigged bong. Maybe a long pipe or something. I've made pipes out of lemons and apples. I could see a cumber working... if I was still 15 years old and still smoking weed.
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Alas, poor Yearick! I knew him, Horaschizo. A fellow traveler of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
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  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I'll probably just use it for highlighting important lines in research papers.

    Probably. All I'm saying is don't underestimate its seductive power.
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Local homosexual turned transgender icon HTS is weirdly absent from this thread.

    I WAS TAKING A NAP OKAY? also lets be so fr rn i was a crossdressing little freak from the very beginning. i was a troon from the start. i just thought i could boymode forever. i thought i should boymode forever. it just took me a while to werk up the courage to medically transition (the courage to be an ugly grill, and the courage to do a bad thing).

    anyway, would be interested to see how hrt worked out for you, for purely academic and schadenfreude reasons
  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that stuff gives me the same stomach wobblies that cause puking

    eating shrooms, mescaline and LSD also makes me feel that way. Shrooms is mild uncomfortable/puke, LSD is less painful but more pukey, Mescaline is 100x more pain and puke.

    4aco is medium puke, high pain

  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    and a rubbery... thing. i dont know what. it's like a flatworm or a nematode or maybe a sea cucumber made out of rubber and it's ~impossible to deform or destroy them in any way, but if you succeed they produce the smell. i don't know what this is. it's so real. i feel like i tore one apart and now im here... again? i tore one up before. i've torn up two, i guess. but i don't remember it. i just remember the feeling of struggling with the worm and the smell afterward.

    i want to smell that smell but i don't want to trip on or puke up 4-aco-dmt. i don't know what that smell even is really. i don't know if that's where i smelled it. it's on the tip of my nose though. has been all day. it's so... sweet. bordering on floral. but also metallic? overwhelmingly sweet and pungent.
  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    How's the ole bar and grill doing, btw? Give us some updates.
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A highlighter cost you your manhood.

    I imagine you would not, if you had known me, have believed that I had any manhood to lose before The Event either. I doubt there is a single point in my life that one could point to and say "ahh yes, this was HTS when HTS' manhood was yet retained". It has always been Schrödinger's Manhood. And, ironically, trooning out seems to have been the thing that collapsed the wavefunction in such a way that my masculinity became undeniable. Truly a remarkable turn of events.
  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I asked for a highlighter at the library KNOWING I would never return it unless they said something when I walked out of the door two hours later.

    They did not.

    I'm highlighting everything right now. Saved myself like 1.49$.

    Yeah, but at what cost later down the line? I know the deadly allure of a highlighter, and while my hospital stay cost me nothing out-of-pocket because Canada, yours would be costly.
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    scronny's heart UwU
  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What is this from?

    Crusader Kings 3. It's missing some of the fun little quirks of CK2 like being able to appoint a Horse as your most trusted advisor and manipulate game mechanics to create an empire ruled by horses, but it's still a pretty good game. Highly recommend if you ever feel like staring at a map for 100 hours and watching it slowly turn your color.

  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    What if I make Border Patrol and DEA agents to police my mind and also to send them out to find and kill all the drug dealing dragons?
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Tak, jestem potomkiem polskich Żydów i mieszkam w Kanadzie. Mam IQ 143 i pracuję od 10 lat jako oficer w CSEC.
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Is your Father a Polish Ashkanazi?

    Co zrobiłem, żeby dać ci takie wrażenie?
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    yo yo what up cuck nation its ya goy herb goldstein here to talk about the virtues of cuckoldry and remember if you enjoy this video to like, comment, subscribe, and hit the notification bell it really helps me out in the algorithm
  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Why do you hate it? The Earth being molten eons ago is pretty irrelevant to the changing climate conditions humans face today. He makes jokes to make the situation lighter. Do you hate people who laugh at a funeral?

    No, but I'd hate the 100% correct argument being made at a funeral that the deceased used to be warmer.
  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    i too think vaginas are scary
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