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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    A protest being nonviolent does not mean a protest is legal. If you commit nonviolent crimes as an act of protest, then you should be prepared to face the consequences for having committed those crimes. I'm fine with allowing activists to engage in criminal activity for their beliefs, as long is there is an understanding by all parties that they will be made martyrs for their criminality.

    They should be in jail. You should keep crying about it. This is how it works.
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley White women really fuck dogs that often??

    Take the rational dogpill.
  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Oh god next thing you know you’ll be stabbing dogs in a whole new way
    Bold of a white woman to say such a thing. smh
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    short
  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    "I've just been to the store"

    O 'ave you bruv? Weather's a bit shit innit? Did you buy any bog roll with your Sprite? 'cause I'm cacking up your thread. Ta.
  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinkou no one would ever wait that long lol



    Sounds like they just need the proper motivation.
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you wanan hang out when I come to canada? I am willing to have a 3sum with you and scron

    No.
  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    Drinking, smoking, sex, and voting should all be restricted to people above the age of 24 actually. And it should be illegal for people under the age of 24 to have sex at all, even with each other.

    (That said, I am open to negotiation on voting. There's some logic to "if you aren't old enough to be president, you aren't old enough to choose one". 35 is sensible. Not that it matters what I think. Canada.)
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley But scron doesn't pay your bills your parents still pay for the flat yall live in right?

    The honest, upright, taxpaying citizens of Ontario pay for it. 🫡
  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's supposed to be a free speech forum.

    Lanny gave supermoderator privileges to my superego and it's censoring both my ego and my id.
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley do you suck dick?

    If I did do you think I'd tell you about it?
  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Could you afford rent and to support a partner working there?

    That's my basic criteria, since I am basically married to a horrible NEET. She gets up at 11:30 am each day. If I open the curtains when I am getting out of bed (usually around 8:30 am) she complains about it to me. She reminds me she needs sleep for her beauty. She's 43.

    GG is correct and you should let her sleep for her beauty. Sleep is important. Apparently high collagen foods are good for your skin, so you should also make her shark fin soup or something to have as a snack when she finally gets out of bed. 😇

    (I am also a horrible NEET. I didn't mean I would personally take the job, I meant if I were Wariat and had the opportunity to work for a cool game company in Cyprus I'd totally do it. Understandably confusing the way I worded it though.)
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    Owlcat Games is headquartered in Nicosia, Cyrpus. Would totally take the job if it meant working for them. Funny though, because I'm pretty sure Owlcat was founded by Russians. UwU
  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    No.
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley What do you mean I'm a "bad poster" ???? I LOVE MY POSTS.

    This is very me fourteen years ago coded.
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley if we hung out I would stay below ur waist like a holster

    Bottom energy.

  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Totseans forum was a fucking lame ass spinoff mirror that like 6 people used for a couple years to talk to one another.

    I don't remember anything about that shithole anymore so how was I supposed to know that now? I don't even remember posting there! That said, I knew this and agreed with you at one point. The thread where I was chewing people out for being "corporate" was called "So is totse.info..." and this was what I had to say about the community:

    … still the same circle jerk, with the same 5 or so members? I haven't visited this site or zoklet since late November.

    What's happened in the last 3 months? Nothing?

    This site was the death of the remaining totse community on zoklet, and I played a part in it. But I'm not really sad. Totse should have died when Jeff pulled the plug. This Dr. Frankenstein shit was fun for a while, but what's dead should stay that way.

    Also:

    Originally posted by Bradley You ever like accomplished anything in your life?

    I beat Onyxia one time.
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Only my ass would say "a pox upon your families" though -- that's definitely me.
  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    I left because you faggots were so goddamn fake. You were trying to market TOTSE on fucking TWITTER. You were advertising us everywhere and your "totse spirit" became something akin to "COMPANY PRIDE". I don't want to work in the "McDonald's family" just like I don't want to post in the "Totse Cult" or whatever the fuck you freaks are.

    That's so un-totse that it blows my mind. You were all so fucking cheesy. You were trying way too fucking hard. It was pretty sickening, and seeing that actually made me reevaluate how seriously I took this site and zoklet.

    Here you are… 7 months later? Still the same mess. I tried for a while, but you didn't have totse spirit. You had a commercialized, bastardization of what totse was. You needed MORE MEMBERS NAO NAO NAO. You didn't care about the dissemination of information, all you wanted were people to talk to. More users to say "TOTSE.INFO NOW HAS A BIGGER E-PENIS THAN ZOKLET".

    It was and is pathetic.

    I hope you're all ashamed. You are the bastard children of the totse legacy. A pox upon your families.

    Firmly in my punk arc, but I'm taking my name out of the running for mod here. This MF can't be trusted with the reins of power.
  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    14 long years later, and this is all considerably less real and more dreamlike to me than many of the actual literal dreams I've had over the intervening years.
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