2024-07-11 at 7:47 PM UTC
It's missing a lot of details. I remembered it earlier today and decided it was too boring to remember. I'm sleepy now so it's coming back.
2024-07-13 at 2:08 PM UTC
Dreamt... like... I was in the forest and the trees had leaves made of ice or glass, and when the wind blew through the trees their leaves fell, slicing me and embedding themselves in my arm. I saw a nearby dry creek and chose to walk there, because it was the only place without trees above. Following the creek eventually led me to a road, and across the road was a strip mall. The strip mall's parking lot is where I started slanging drugs for some reason (don't know where those came from) and acquiring drug money.
By the end I had a backpack full of drug money. Well, not quite full: some bands totaling $65,000. After that I went to like... the CIA headquarters and had to leave my backpack at the front, and when I came back to collect my belongings all the money was gone. I got pissed off and yelled at them, accusing them of taking the money because I'm HTS, believing that it was all due to the highlighter thread for some reason. They wouldn't give it back. I tried hiring some goons to get my money back for 10% of the total, but it didn't pan out. When I went home I checked the CIA's visitor website (which was weirdly 90s and Web 1.0, just raw HTML) to see the rules and figure out why they took my money, and one of the rules was - predictably, in hindsight - that they will confiscate large amounts of prepared cash. BUT, some fucking JOKESTER had added a new rule, saying "or we might take your stuff if you're HTS, because of the highlighter thing" (which was actually a hyperlink in my dream!).
There was also a brief scene at some underground bank where I wanted to deposit all my drug money but I chickened out because I thought they would just steal it from me, or something. It's all a bit foggy and I don't really know where it happened in the sequences of events. Definitely some other stuff I'm missing too.
All in all I'm thinking this is my subconscious telling me to stop being poor, and to stop being weird. Idk. I'm not gonna stop either.
2024-07-13 at 2:44 PM UTC
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2024-07-15 at 11:31 PM UTC
Apparently the FBI told him to neck himself or they would release documents of him spending church funds on Prostitutes
2024-07-16 at 9:58 AM UTC
i got the filet of knife chills from being filleted
2024-07-18 at 1:23 PM UTC
i was in school and it was the end of yeasr tests when the entire class had to watch shrek but I was trying to do a drug deal and needeed to leave and not show up for finls I was making moves and all my childhood classmates were talking about "alting on twitter" and nobody was happy to be there watching fucking SHREK
2024-07-18 at 2:17 PM UTC
i no-clipped through a wall and through lava in first person irl in my dream. was... weird. the human brain, you would think, is not equipped to process what it's like to phase through solid matter. this is incorrect. it did a pretty good job.
2024-07-20 at 10:38 AM UTC
accidental qalk over USA CAN border into a sleepy border town in the winter time on foot and pass through what feels like my childhood haunt but ut was slightly different because it was american . I prayed at a marian shrine to Mary because I was in a foreign land and it was the only thing sacred I recognized
and then a black person walked up to me really quick saying CHECK YO SET NIGGA and tried to punch me but the guy turned out to be my dads crack dealer from my old neighborhood so I asked him to sell me a rock now that i'm old enough
2024-07-20 at 10:39 AM UTC
pretty sure that dream counts as a marian vision
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2024-07-25 at 9:03 AM UTC
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What is this from?
Crusader Kings 3. It's missing some of the fun little quirks of CK2 like being able to appoint a Horse as your most trusted advisor and manipulate game mechanics to create an empire ruled by horses, but it's still a pretty good game. Highly recommend if you ever feel like staring at a map for 100 hours and watching it slowly turn your color.
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2024-07-27 at 7:36 AM UTC
I found out that my vivid dreams are caused by sleep apnea. When I suffocate at night I start hallucinating, that's what they are. I am freaked out and scared to go to sleep now, thinking of all the near death experiences and a feeling that I'm not meant to know what dying in my sleep is like but now I do. Now I know at the end I could have a bad dream or a boring one. Last night I dreamt I was at the bottom of the ocean. I will have to sleep with a cpap machine for the rest of my life and am freaking out about that too. Hopefully when I get the machine my fatigue will go away.
2024-07-27 at 8:50 AM UTC
I’m not sure if I was dreaming or my mind was just following along my usual lullaby of: Forensic Files
