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2024-07-24 at 1:14 AM UTC in BYE BYE BRANDON!!!!!
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2024-07-24 at 12:26 AM UTC in Sunday was the hottest day ever recorded on EarthI hate that Jigaboo Johnson is 100% correct.
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2024-07-23 at 6:45 PM UTC in BYE BYE BRANDON!!!!!
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2024-07-23 at 6:44 PM UTC in 'Gen Z Boss and a Mini' video goes viral
"Gen Z boss and a mini!" -
2024-07-23 at 12:29 PM UTC in Birtherism 2.0
Originally posted by Donald Trump Kamala's parents were on student visas (temporary sojurners) when they had her, therefore she isn't legally eligible to be President.
Assuming they had her in the US, wouldn't that make her a natural born citizen by jus soli? She may well be an "anchor baby", but anchor babies are natural born citizens. -
2024-07-22 at 8:10 PM UTC in UK Climate Campaigners Get 'Utterly Disproportionate' Sentences
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2024-07-22 at 8:07 PM UTC in How to steal anything from a store and never get caughtThe best way to not get caught stealing from stores is actually to not steal things from stores. I highly recommend people try this.
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2024-07-22 at 3:08 PM UTC in UK Climate Campaigners Get 'Utterly Disproportionate' SentencesHonestly I think it's probably for the best. Spending the next 5 years irritating people is liable to get them killed. At least this way they're safe.
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2024-07-22 at 7:16 AM UTC in Crowdfunding for Kafkas TreatmentCompletely unethical, of course. Mad science. But hell truly hath no fury like a pissed off neurosurgeon, I imagine.
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2024-07-22 at 7:14 AM UTC in my dad thinks this website is reddithe's not wrong this place is pretty fucking reddit lately
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2024-07-22 at 7:12 AM UTC in Crowdfunding for Kafkas Treatment
Originally posted by Dirtbag I'd probably become more violent if I got brain damage.
It's all a matter of which parts of the brain get damaged, right? Skillful destruction of particular regions of the brain could irreversibly modulate your behavior in any number of predictable ways. "Probably" probably doesn't even enter into it. If the goal was placidity, it could well be achieved. The absolute power of toying with someone's brain matter must be an ecstatic trip - knowing that you have the skills and the power to wildly alter someone's entire personality at a whim, by completely robbing them of any number of facets of the human experience. 😩 -
2024-07-21 at 8:41 PM UTC in BYE BYE BRANDON!!!!!My favorite thing about all of this is that the same people who were saying he should step down so the dems could run someone else are now hammering the democrats for doing something so anti-democratic as pressuring him out so they could run someone else. It's all just so... juicy. The chaos is fueling me. Feeding me. I am getting stronger.
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2024-07-21 at 4:39 PM UTC in Stinkou milkshake[heavy breathing]
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2024-07-21 at 8:43 AM UTC in Becoming an electrician.
Originally posted by ner vegas if you start with small electric shocks and gradually increase the voltage/amperage you will eventually be able to grab transmission lines barehanded
this is true. they stopped hanging people because they were hanging themselves and gradually increasing the height from which they dropped until their necks couldn't be broken. they stopped using firing squads because people were shooting themselves with progressively larger calibers. they stopped using the electric chair because they couldn't kill the average electrician. and now people are doing old timey mithridatism with sodium thiopental and such to avoid the lethal part of lethal injection, which is why there's been a rash of botched executions. they're trying to cover it up by blaming supply shortages but we all know the truth.
they're gonna have to bring back the boats at this rate. -
2024-07-21 at 8:15 AM UTC in Do the fucking culling already
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2024-07-21 at 8:14 AM UTC in Important Lakes
Lake Chad is almost shaped like the Chad meme.
It is slowly disappearing, and its disappearance will likely lead to the suffering of countless black people.
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2024-07-21 at 4:02 AM UTC in What are your thoughts on this hts?Another issue is probably that sex trafficking victims in Poland are an export good. All the child prostitutes are probably getting whisked off the streets of Lodz by organized criminals and sold to foreigners. And if they're being sold domestically at all (but why would you bring that kind of heat down on yourself), it's probably going to be in Warsaw rather than near you.
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2024-07-21 at 3:58 AM UTC in What are your thoughts on this hts?
Originally posted by Warcry how come this doesnt exist in Poland? It exists in china, usa, brazil, mexico russia the big countrie sbut why not palces like poland?
It almost certainly does exist in Poland, but if by some miracle (and it would be a miracle) it doesn't... that's great. I hope it never becomes a thing there, if it isn't already.
If I had to hazard a guess why it doesn't happen (or doesn't happen as much) in Poland, I'd maybe go with something like "the geographic distribution of the population makes enforcement easier". Like, prostitution is largely an urban phenomenon. The biggest, most populous city in Poland is Warsaw. The Greater Warsaw Metro Area has a population ~5 million people. The Greater Atlanta Metro Area has a population over 6 million. And Atlanta is just one of many similarly sized metropolitan areas in the US. The population of the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan area alone is over 12 million - a third of the entire country of Poland. When you're dealing with populations at this scale, with metropolitan areas that large, in a bunch of different places across a country that's more than thirty times the size of Poland... people start to slip through the cracks, and there's nobody there to save them. Maybe some of them get saved, but the scale of the US is too different, so it kind of follows that the potential for human misery at scale is different there as well.
I don't know how true any of that is, of course. Feels like there could be something there. I'm just a retard on the internet though. -
2024-07-21 at 3:13 AM UTC in wut did u dream about last nightYou're schizophrenic.
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2024-07-21 at 3:12 AM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
Apparently I had seen the word "volva" before, when I got this achievement... on the twenty second of July, twenty twenty-two. That's a lot of twos. A lot Tiw. I checked to make sure it wasn't also a Tiw's Day. It wasn't. July 22, 2022 was Freyja's day, rather than Tyr's, but that makes sense for the concept of volva (considering Freyja's connection to seiðr).
I am not schizophrenic.
