Posts by Elbow

2024-07-29 at 2:14 PM UTC in LET THEM EAT CAKE

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Morshoo u both keep saying ur not doing any drugs I don’t believe that

Trust me if I was smoking meth you'd know it. I'd be feverishly hammering out walls of texts -- prose so flamboyant and melodramatic your eyes would roll back in your head. Instead, it is all I can do to muster a couple sentences, maybe a paragraph here and there.

2024-07-29 at 12:04 PM UTC in Black people invented Reason

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley OP is a little weiner

u have a little weiner

2024-07-29 at 11:27 AM UTC in This is a real rimming ladies and gentleman

Elbow African Astronaut

2024-07-29 at 11:26 AM UTC in Real reason ATT wants to shut down copper

Elbow African Astronaut

the real reason they want to pull the copper out now is because civilizational decline in the west is inevitable. if they don't do it, roving bands of handsome and well tanned individuals will. just like they do in south africa. they might as well be the ones to profit.

2024-07-29 at 11:24 AM UTC in LET THEM EAT CAKE

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Morshoo you could just stop buying meth, then you could have like 3 or 4 pbj’s probbly

if i had meth i wouldn't need to eat any pbjs

2024-07-29 at 5:26 AM UTC in Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final Chapter

Elbow African Astronaut

they're putting buttholes in the water and turning the freaking micks gay

2024-07-29 at 5:09 AM UTC in Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final Chapter

Elbow African Astronaut

also

2024-07-29 at 5:06 AM UTC in Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final Chapter

Elbow African Astronaut

the butthole is indeed endogenous. everyone believes their butthole is an endogenous zone, i would hope.

2024-07-29 at 12:18 AM UTC in Overachieving pervert in NYC for Citibank internship tries raping woman day after groping another: prosecutors

Elbow African Astronaut

Overachieving perverts could be here.

I hate overachieving perverts.

2024-07-29 at 12:13 AM UTC in Black people invented Reason

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina reasons not to work or reasons to steal

An understandable mistake for a savage Yakubian white devil to make, but there is another definition for "reason":

I feel that by saying "the ability to reason" in the OP (if not by capitalizing "Reason" in the thread title), I made it clear that this is what I was referring to.

2024-07-28 at 9:36 PM UTC in Black people invented Reason

Elbow African Astronaut

les enfants terribles

2024-07-28 at 8:20 AM UTC in Black people invented Reason

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley surprised u know about yakub

I literally posted the Yakub origin story comic!

Originally posted by Elbow I think they were from Mecca actually.

2024-07-28 at 5:30 AM UTC in Black people invented Reason

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley I feel like black peopel would be way happier if white people never showed up and taught them all this complicated ass shit they only half ass understood resulting in a bunch of precarious alliances with the white man as he just played one group off against another.

Yeah, that's called tricknology and Yakub taught it to us.

2024-07-28 at 4:08 AM UTC in Black people invented Reason

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley Most science and mathematics books were originally written by African scholars in the Congo before spreading throughout the world. It is only the non africans who corrupted this knowledge and feigned original creation to improve their standing and dominate the africans with externally applied pressure.

I think they were from Mecca actually.

2024-07-28 at 4:05 AM UTC in 2 of my friends blocked me today :C

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley the other one I made feel uncomfortable.

that checks out

Originally posted by Bradley I need to work on my personality defects to better address my abrasive personality if I hope to develop meaningful relationships with good people long term.

im sure you'll figger it out. you're a good kid at heart. or like, maybe you're not and ur actually a sociopath. idk. but on the bright side ur not so low iq that u couldn't fake being a good kid at heart for the rest of your life (if u rly wanted to). and if you wanted to that'd make u a good kid at heart i think.

2024-07-28 at 4:02 AM UTC in Black people invented Reason

Elbow African Astronaut

"Reasonable Blackman"... I just... the implications.

2024-07-28 at 4:01 AM UTC in 2 of my friends blocked me today :C

Elbow African Astronaut

sorry big guy

at least you got an explanation from one of them. why'd they block u?

2024-07-27 at 6:55 PM UTC in Black people invented Reason

Elbow African Astronaut

A black man invented the ability to reason. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over? A black man invented the ability to reason.

This Reasonable Blackman was the John Reason, inventor of Reason.

2024-07-27 at 4:21 AM UTC in The next chapter begins, I am transitioning.

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Lanny Lanny are you paraphrasing me or just being snarky for the fuck of it

I'm being snarky for good reason, not directly related to you.

Originally posted by Bradley i bet u haven't even read that book, I did and it was lame as fuck

2024-07-27 at 3:46 AM UTC in Project 2025

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Lanny Public schools don’t give parents a choice if they want their kids to learn to read, or about biology, not sure why fucking is some sacred cow. Man up, your kid is bitch made if the very thought of a dick in the ass is traumatic to them

Originally posted by Bradley Lanny hwat if the kid is like 5???

Originally posted by Lanny I was giving tips on pelvic thrust angles when I was 4. Niggas need to get tuff

Lannvrentiy Beria

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