Posts by Elbow

1. 2024-08-04 at 2:13 PM UTC in Who is the most insufferable person on this forum?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   And why is it me?
2. 2024-08-04 at 2 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Grow the fuck up.

   
   Just admit your wrong, kafka. You can do it. I believe in you. Someone who'd grown the fuck up would be capable of such a feat. Demonstrate it for me.
3. 2024-08-04 at 1:54 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Diagnoses are, ontologically, a form of opinion. That doesn't mean they lack any basis in reality. It's my opinion that the sun will rise in the East tomorrow. This has supposedly been the case roughly 12000 times since I've been born, and billions or trillions of times before that, so it's a pretty reasonable opinion. It's almost certainly true.
   
   If I were stellar doctor, and rising in the east were a stellar medical condition, I would feel very comfortable diagnosing the Sun with Eastism. If you went to a different stellar doctor they'd probably tell you the same thing. If you went to 50 they'd all probably tell you the same thing. They'd all share my stellar medical opinion, because it's one of the clearest cases of Eastism I've ever diagnosed.
   
   If you keep denying the reality that diagnoses are medical opinion, I may actually start thinking you're retarded, Kafka. Asperger's may be associated with genius, but it's no guarantee. A formal diagnosis will not spare you from the withering gaze of my retard detecting faculties.
   
   

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Have fun gaslighting yourself.

   
   I do.
4. 2024-08-04 at 1:39 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   I mean, assuming anyone else exists, I would like them to harbor a little doubt in the back of their minds for everything (even the things they're most certain of). There are no guarantees that anyone besides myself and an evil demonic genius does exist, really, but that thought is existentially terrifying so let's pretend.
   
   
5. 2024-08-04 at 1:29 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I know you have malicious intent toward me because I'm a female. You've been calling me a retard and don't want be to believe I have aspergers because the condition is associated with genius. There is no other reason why you're so intent on making me doubt a formal diagnosis. I would like if you were wretched elsewhere because I have nothing more to say to you.

   
   lmao when have I ever called you a retard, retard?
   
   I don't want you to doubt your formal diagnosis in particular! Your doctors presumably had extremely well-founded and informed opinions about the nature of your condition. I'm just being autistic about the nature of diagnoses.
   
   Also I'm a cartesian skeptic, or close to being one. I want you and everyone else in the world to doubt everything. It's not because you're a wammin.
6. 2024-08-04 at 1:23 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Opinions can be extremely well-founded!
   
   They remain opinions.
7. 2024-08-04 at 1:21 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   You're autistic, Kafka (in my medical opinion). Search your feelings, you know what I'm saying to be true.
8. 2024-08-04 at 1:19 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Even with conclusive testing parameters like an autism biopsy, a diagnosis would be a given doctor's opinion (based on their interpretation of the results of those tests). Scientific medical evidence is, after all, just (extremely good) evidence supporting a diagnosis.
   
   

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Assuming one person assessed me.

   
   No, no. I'm not. Multiple concurring opinions are still just opinions though.
9. 2024-08-04 at 1:15 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Ahaha

   
   If you're not sure whether General Butt.Naked is right about this, maybe you should get a second opinion?
10. 2024-08-04 at 1:03 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    "I'm so terrified that Donald Trump is going to fly Bradley to the same country as me that I'm considering contacting the police. Anyway, here's why I'm more afraid of fascism than ten thousand Rapeistani refugees coming here on boats..."
11. 2024-08-04 at 12:56 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Warcry what i dont get is thsoe two hooker or protitute lookalikes rmemeber i psoted about in lodz? why the fuck would they not expect someone to offer thems ex for money or try to fuck them looking like that?

    
    Case in point: Polish immigrants have to go back.
    
    England is for upright men and women of Anglo-Saxon and Norman descent. Ireland and Scotland are for Gaels and Celts.
12. 2024-08-04 at 12:53 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    The curry shops aren't worth bringing these people to your home.
13. 2024-08-04 at 12:50 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Especially when those men are from cultures where, when they get to the west, they are left saying things like "Women here wear whatever they want, habibi! It is craziness!" because seeing a woman's exposed hair is basically a neon sign that says "rape me" in their homeland.
14. 2024-08-04 at 12:47 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I can't tell if this is like the bear thing. Can men really not understand why women fear fascism more than immigrants? White men are just as dangerous as them.

    
    Men are dangerous, therefore importing more men is bad. It's really straightforward.
15. 2024-08-04 at 12:24 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag There will never be sharia law in the UK.

    
    
16. 2024-08-04 at 12:19 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Foh

    
    It's okay, habibi. Nothing wrong with voting to bring in an actual patriarchy if you feel like the current one isn't oppressing you enough. 😘
17. 2024-08-04 at 12:09 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I voted for my human rights instead of letting fear of immigration push me to vote for fascism. Governments manufacture crisis to take away your rights and that's what the Tories would have done. The immigration problem will sort itself out, the riots are inevitable and I saw it coming that catholics and protestants would unite here.

    
    
18. 2024-08-03 at 10:31 PM UTC in Hundreds gather in Parliament Square as 21 now imprisoned for demanding climate action
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Obbe projection failed

    
    W-what?
19. 2024-08-03 at 10:25 PM UTC in Hundreds gather in Parliament Square as 21 now imprisoned for demanding climate action
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Obbe Where did I cry about this?

    
    Alberta, presumably.
20. 2024-08-03 at 10:23 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut