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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Wow ur so deep

  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    I can't remember when I signed up for NIS, but it was a long time ago. Things have changed: I don't live in my parents' basement anymore. I've been in a stable, long-term relationship for nearly 8 years. I don't really do drugs or drink anymore, although not for any particular reason (I guess finances, but if I wanted to I could make it work).

    Besides those differences though, I'm mostly in the same place I was when I signed up. Things have changed, but they've also stayed the same. I very well may start smoking meth tomorrow, and smoke it every day for the next year straight if the mood strikes me. I have the freedom to do so, if I so choose. It would not disrupt or negatively impact my life in any meaningful capacity to go on a years long bender. My life has crystallized into stability, but at the heart of that crystal lies a roiling chaos waiting to be unleashed.
  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm There are actual Joos in this country who are speaking out against Israel. actual practicing jedis not apart of your secular "Wisdom"

    yes, I am confused about shit over there. being born into a "birthright" because its the mothers side doesn't make sense but I guess God is set in his ways or perhaps you forgot the verse about Moses coming down out of the hills and all of his people were worshipping a Golden Cow.

    please educate us on why

    Are you... calling the honorable rabbi's mom a cow?
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Well, at least I called the outcome.
  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I … would rather work at that for 2 hours than watch men get sweaty and touch each other

    dont lie
  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley If only you could suck dick in the us

    Did they make it illegal or something? I'm sure you can still do it if you put your mind to it, Brad.
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    And I promise I'm not just doing what I did with Kamala, where I predict the outcome I don't want so God will force the outcome I secretly do want just to spite me and make me look retarded - the thing where I suppose the outcome I don't want will happen so I can be pleasantly surprised if I'm wrong, and smug about being correct if I'm right. Definitely not.
  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    One, Tyson is oldje. Two, Paul is the posterboy of modern boxing, who TPTB have chosen to reinvigorate the sport in the face of the threat posed by MMA. Paul wins if they fight for real, and Paul wins if it's rigged. So... Paul wins.
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley triple cs

    triple c walk homie
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    post feet
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    tyson aint up against jake paul he's up against father time and father time got hands
  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    dxm is like... the shape of the high is... robust, but there's a glaring absence of warm and soulful psychedelia. it's crying out for some psychedelic accompaniment. there's a hole in the high where psychedelia would fit perfectly, but it's a small hole, and most psychedelics are too big to fill it. weed brings exactly what it needs to bring to the table, and nothing more. match made in heaven tbh.
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've mixed ⅅXM with every class of drugs, none of it was good. The only thing you can do is eat 4-8 benadryl and chug a grapefruit juice. There are no good drugs to mix it with and any of them will take away from a good pure bundy trip

    CHUG GRAPEFRUIT AND BEEEDRILL IT GETS YOU HIGHER!!!!
    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S002432050201799X?via%3Dihub

    it's not even fun to smoke weed while tripping on a high dose you don't even feel it and maybe it might make you puke less.





    maybe

    weed and dxm is a goated combo and i will not abide this slander. dxm does not mix well with just about anything else though, you're not wrong. i mean, i don't think opiates would be much more likely to kill you than they usually are (don't quote me on this though - high enough doses might exacerbate the respiratory depression issue to the detriment of your health), but it's totally true that pretty much every other kind of high finds itself in conflict with dxm. weed is like the only thing that is even remotely harmonious with the robotrip imho.
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy I personally want a lot of cigarettes and a dinosaur, a real life dinosaur. A Kosmoceratops maybe.

    Say it with me now: di-met-ro-don. Dimetrodon. The realest dinosaur.
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina voluntarily commited

    Smart. She was so worried about it being done against her will, and doing it on her own terms was the best way for her to stay safe.
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    I can't believe Kafka is dead.

    ... no, I mean, I really can't believe it. She's definitely still alive.
  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    i think she's just gonna sleep for like 2 days straight since she was awake for like 2 days straight
  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Fluoridated water is good for you and for society. It literally protects your mindbodysoul from demonic possession, by sealing your pineal gland. You have not spent your entire life training to interact with extradimensional beings, so you are powerless against them. The safest thing, for you and for everyone around you, is preventing you from interacting with them and vice versa. Sorry. Having you get skinsuited by Nal'throxuatlep the Unclean isn't worth letting you feel healthy.
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