Nah. I benefit a lot from asynchronous communication.
2024-11-24 at 12:26 AM UTC
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I hate to tell you guys this
cartilege is good for your skin tho, at least according to anime girls
2024-11-24 at 12:26 AM UTC
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I hate to tell you guys this
I LIKE NOT PAYING $40 FOR A BUNCH OF SHIT I CANT EVEN EAT. I HAVE TO CHEW THE CARTILEGE OFF THE BONE AND EAT IT TOO, WHICH I HONESTLY FIND UNPLEASANT, JUST TO NOT FEEL LIKE I'M BEING COMPLETELY RIPPED OFF.
2024-11-23 at 11:13 PM UTC
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I hate to tell you guys this
I mean I can't argue with that. Although usually they're more "nugget" sized. But that's all fine. It's fine if they're nuggets or tenders. It's fine.
Why?
Because boneless "wings" are better.
2024-11-23 at 10:41 AM UTC
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My office I rented last month
You've got a knack for sleuthing. Do it a lot in your spare time, tracking down Jeff Hunter and piecing together that whole conspiracy. Shame you've never thought to harness your schizo impulses and do the one thing the universe is clearly telling you that you were made to do.
2024-11-23 at 10:32 AM UTC
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My office I rented last month
So you're living in an office? There's a childish part of me that thinks that's kinda cool, but as an adult I understand that the correct response is probably something closer to pity. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm sorry you're down on your luck, but on the bright side you're down on your luck in a really interesting way.
You should open a private detective agency and fall asleep at your desk, waiting for cases. Who knows, Jack... maybe some dame'll waltz in and turn your life upside down with her sob story gig.
such elaborate talk made me uncomfy which is probably at least partially why i scuttled any chance of us ever meeting by trying to scam you out of passport funds politely asking you to pay for my passport
2024-11-23 at 3:16 AM UTC
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Name Your Top 5 Videogames
it's fucked. i own a bajillion games. i've played a ton of them. and... i have a hard time answering this. not because i have so many choices, but because it kinda feels like i don't even like games anymore. they're fun! don't get me wrong. i have fun, but i don't know that i really care anymore. y'know? especially picking a favorite game... like... huh. it feels weird. like i've lost a part of myself.
1. Diablo 2 (maybe?)
2. Mass Effect (the first one, and only the first one)
3. Jade Empire (maybe?)
4. Grim Dawn (maybe?)
5. Kenshi (maybe?)
i could put kenshi at the top of the list. i really do like it a lot. it's unique. very distinct experience. but also... idk, i haven't put thaaat much time into it. grim dawn? like. eh. it's fun. best arpg since diablo 2 probably, and easily my favorite since diablo 2. and like... i mean, diablo 2! it's an all time great game and i put a lot of hours into it in my youth, but if i died without ever playing it again i think i'd still die happy. i'm not in a rush to play any of these again, tbh. i've beaten mass effect a few times, that's gotta count for something. jade empire is just kung fu mass effect, and it only made the list because i'm eternally salty that bioware forgot they invented a fantastic new ip 20 years ago and has just slept on it ever since.
also like if i'm going with diablo 2 because of all the time i played it when i was younger, then surely by the same token halo and halo 2 belong at the top of the list. the games i played when i still really cared. eh. halo 1-3 deserve a spot on the list for their OSTs alone.
fuck
