Posts by Elbow

1. 2024-11-23 at 2:04 AM UTC in Double Stuffed Oreos Should Be Banned
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley You're such a filthy little slut.

   
   Rude.
2. 2024-11-23 at 12:47 AM UTC in Fuck you Frala
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm why do you embarrass other white people with your lame posts.

   
   >"other white people"
   
3. 2024-11-23 at 12:30 AM UTC in Fuck you Frala
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Scron snuck his way onto my holy mountaintop, and I have simply grown accustomed to his presence.
4. 2024-11-23 at 12:27 AM UTC in Fuck you Frala
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty Lucy will never love me the way Lanny loves Lucy and I love Lanny and Lucy loves Scron
   
   Help

   
   I am an aloof deity. I don't know how to love mortals any way other than dispassionately and from afar.
5. 2024-11-23 at 12:09 AM UTC in Double Stuffed Oreos Should Be Banned
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
   
   if you think these are good sounding, you're an idiot

   
   
   
   ... they do sound good tho
6. 2024-11-23 at 12:08 AM UTC in Fuck you Frala
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fralala is on her way to visit the POWER COUPLE OF NIS to be wined, dined and double stuffed

   
   NO SCRONNY
   
   BAD
   
   
7. 2024-11-21 at 7:17 PM UTC in She's dead! She's really dead!
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   ... I don't think she's okay.
8. 2024-11-21 at 7:15 PM UTC in I WANT TO DO LOTS OF ILLEGAL COCAINE
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   I want to do lots of legal cocaine.
   
   Legalize it.
   
   It's just a plant.
9. 2024-11-21 at 6:06 AM UTC in Starting hrt on Wednesday
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   turns out there's a place like valhalla that u can only go to if you die with exogenous estrogen in yr blood instead of a weapon in ur hand where the valkyries teach u to do cold girl makeup n stuff
10. 2024-11-21 at 6:02 AM UTC in Starting hrt on Wednesday
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    omg sis im so proud of u
    
    ur doing odin proud
11. 2024-11-20 at 9:21 PM UTC in Starting hrt on Wednesday
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    you getting trt? you're gonna end up back in jail nigga
12. 2024-11-20 at 8:44 PM UTC in A Funny thing to do to Canadians
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I think more Canadians would greet Americans as liberators than Iraqis did, probably.
13. 2024-11-20 at 2:28 AM UTC in She's dead! She's really dead!
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    We'll see.
14. 2024-11-18 at 8:20 AM UTC in Users you wouldn't like to meet in real life.
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I don't want to meet any of you niggas. Nothing personal though. I just think that in every case it would be unpleasant for everyone involved. It's not like I hate you or anything.
15. 2024-11-18 at 8:16 AM UTC in Pakistan is a shithole
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Presumably Pakistan is a shithole because all the good people, like your family, leave. Maybe Pakistan could get better if you all stayed.
16. 2024-11-18 at 6:15 AM UTC in Double Stuffed Oreos Should Be Banned
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    adulthood is realizing the good shit is the cookie part, not the filling. double stuffed oreos suck and i no longer understand people who like them.
17. 2024-11-18 at 6:07 AM UTC in Do you feel loved when you come on this forum?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Elbow I feel loved at all times because I have accepted our Lord Jesus Christ as my own personal savior amen.

    
    It's true, people. My heart is full of Jesus' love.
18. 2024-11-18 at 1:16 AM UTC in Why did you send me this?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    What a silly picture. haha
19. 2024-11-16 at 8:16 PM UTC in Paul Vs. Tyson Fight TONIGHT!
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    gay? ain't nothing gay about this shit
    
    
20. 2024-11-16 at 6:31 PM UTC in Paul Vs. Tyson Fight TONIGHT!
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊)
    I really hope no one fucking thinks this noodly-armed thing^ beat Mike Tyson in a fair fight, even if Mike Tyson is 58 (wow, so old).
    
    I know some of you fuckers are dumb, but I really like to think the best of people.

    
    I think that's his brother.