Originally posted by Octavian
But…What does a vagina feel like?
Rub your tongue on the bottom inside of your lip, it feels like that but warmer, tighter and more wet. I hope that helps. Thanks.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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The dos and don’ts for couples and singles.
Don't touch each other! Stand a meter and a half apart!
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Dr Elna Rudolph, a Joburg-based Clinical Head at My Sexual Health, says that as a single person, you are your safest sexual partner.
At a time like this, casual sex is extremely risky - even when taking all precautions. However, for couples, she advises each person to assess their level of risk when it comes to having sex with their partner.
"If your partner works daily with infected individuals, or is at high risk of contracting Covid-19, you and your partner have to decide if it's worth it to have sex."
Do we even want to have sex right now?
Sex can be a welcome distraction, a stress reliever, an immune booster and a way to curb anxiety in a time of uncertainty, and boredom. However, on the flip side, depression and anxiety have been proved to have an adverse effect on libido.
In times of crisis, people respond differently around sexuality. We go into survival mode – some lose sexual desire while others feel a greater need for sexual release.
"Historically, in times of grave crises and trauma, people seek out the comfort of close intimate sexual relationships while others seek the surge of novelty, like random sexual encounters. So, it varies from person to person. Lockdown tests relationships to the most extreme measure," says Dr Marlene Wasserman, founder of the Dr. Eve brand.
What is safe sex right now?
Dr Rudolph says that COVID-19 is not a sexually transmitted disease in terms of contracting the virus via sexual fluids. However, when you have sex, you are in proximity to someone's mouth.
Because saliva is such a big player during sex – kissing/a lubricant – the likelihood of getting infected or of infecting someone during intercourse is very high. Again, if you're in a couple and aren't in close contact with infected individuals daily, then sex between you and your lockdown partner is low risk.
READ MORE: Having casual sex? Here’s what to do if you start 'catching feelings'
What if one of you or both have COVID-19?
"Although there are no set protocols on sexual health as yet, the message is that if one person in the household is symptomatic, or infected, they must be in quarantine in a separate room - that means separate bed linen, towels, eating utensils, etc.," says Dr Wasserman.
"And anyhow, they will feel too sick to feel sexual. However, many of us who are asymptomatic, will continue to be sexual and pass it on unknowingly."
What about anal sex?
"Anal play and stimulation are big parts of many people's sexual play; however, it is very inadvisable at this point as the virus has a presence in faeces," says Jonti Searll, a Conscious Sexuality Practitioner at Eros Life.
https://www.w24.co.za/SelfCare/Love/Sex/sex-and-coronavirus-should-you-be-intimate-with-whom-3-sexologists-advise-20200405
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
do you want ur daughters fuckin aliens?
now I know most middle aged men have come to terms with walkin there brown grandbaby down the isles of the local walmart but do we really need to push the limit of what folks can swallow without flippin the fuck out and going postal.
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2020-04-06 at 8:13 PM UTC
in
boring
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Me and Mq will ruin whatever you put us in charge of.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I tried to reply but the picture fucked me up
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
maybe those are just spherical magnets pressing ever closer together
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Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Originally posted by Octavian
You have a dick piercing. Your doubt is irrelevant to any argument.
heres a pic of it. no need to thank me btw.
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Thank you, Zanick..you’re still a gentleman and a scholar...
Please give us more beautiful poetry when you have some time ...❤️
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2020-04-05 at 6:49 PM UTC
in
Face Mask
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Here is a face mask I made from an old shirt with a needle and thread:
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2020-04-03 at 10:01 PM UTC
in
Getting baked with Obbe
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
So I baked some bread:
Ok so the first attempt didn't really work. But the birds and squirrels in the backyard still ate it.
Second attempt:
Turned out good, sort of want to get an electric knife though.
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2020-04-02 at 11:26 AM UTC
in
John/Sploo killed himself
Originally posted by mashlehash
No, he was a really interesting conversationist
I agree
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2020-04-01 at 11:55 PM UTC
in
Karen on the hunt
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Zanick is one of the notorious Fun Bunch. Beware.
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Originally posted by Zanick
Gas is cheap. I'm filling up a pond I've been landscaping in my yard. Eventually, I'll light it on fire and throw my neighbor's carcasses in after they die of infection, and then I can claim I'm the prince of Hell, in league with the virus to provide a depository for its product. Delivery is free from most restaurants, too.
Lmao. I miss your posts.
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Originally posted by Stopffs
My industry is part of the largest employer in the world
So walmart
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I had a temperature of 101 a couple days ago and my dad says i have the virus
Good i hope it kills u
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You told your girlfriend your real name?
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One doctor told me I had a flu, another told me I had gastritis from eating too much fatty food. Both attributed these causes to my heart pain, which was caused by a pericardial effusion, which was caused by cancer.
I went to hospital, was admitted, and only 3 months later, in late march 2009, did surgeons visit me and be all like "yo, yo gonna die nigga, we'd like to cut you open before you do and have a wee look see". And I was all like "cool" And then they brought my surgery forward to Friday, because they reckoned I'd be dead by Monday.
And when I was opened up they were all like "eww you was full of goo and puss and necrotised tissue it was horrible, worst we ever seen, we cut that shit out with a knife nigga you was gross".
Not even making this shit up.
If I had stayed home, and given up and died, would that be medical negligence? Or just a random death.
2 Doctors told me I was fine and just needed to basically toughen up.
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