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2018-03-07 at 3:39 AM UTC in All my thoughts are of Karenevery second of every day all I can think is KAREN KAREN KAREN like a death rattle echoing around in my skull, begging like champagne bubbles to be released with all the BLOOD and the FAT inside so that it's KAREN KAREN KAREN all over the floor, all over the ceiling, all over my lifeless corpse and when the paramedics arrive they will know I was truly devoted to you
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2018-03-07 at 3:36 AM UTC in Karen, don't listen to your bitch mother.She's wrong about me. She's so wrong, Karen, you have no idea. I won't let her keep us apart. I'll tell her we're in love. I'll tell her that you want to marry me. I'LL TELL HER THAT I WILL NOT ALLOW IT.
If only you could see my righteous anger, Karen. It smolders for you. I would burn someone if it made you happy. I would burn a lot of people.
Come back to me, Karen? I'm alone and I want very badly to hold you again. -
2018-03-07 at 3:33 AM UTC in HAHAHAH OMG I FLASHED MY BOOBS HAHAHA
Originally posted by Enter hey if i could see them through the privacy of her own bedroom window while she's getting dressed, thatd be one thing
but to have her flash them like she's god's gift to the earth? entitled BITCH.
Why do you draw upon the opposites of voyeurism and exhibitionism? What about just beholding them in the throes of romance? -
2018-03-07 at 3:31 AM UTC in Come back, Karen.We miss you. I will wait however long it takes, but in the interest of continuing to live, I urge you to return at once. I will do anything you require to make this happen. Think about that for as long as you need to. Anything, Karen. I would slaughter every worthless piece of garbage on this website so it could be just you and I.
Come back to me, please. -
2018-03-07 at 3:28 AM UTC in HAHAHAH OMG I FLASHED MY BOOBS HAHAHA
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2018-03-07 at 3:27 AM UTC in Karen, where have you gone?When the sun shines through my window in the morning, I imagine it's you instead, nuzzling me out of my slumber. Do you have a boyfriend? We could wake up like this for the rest of our lives. Let me kill him, Karen. We can be together if you let me.
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2018-03-07 at 3:24 AM UTC in HAHAHAH OMG I FLASHED MY BOOBS HAHAHAShe looks like she's having a nice time with her friends.
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2018-03-07 at 3:22 AM UTC in I fuckin hate coffee
Originally posted by Jeremus Coffee is alright but I hate the culture around it
Starbucks introduced a generation to coffee, and when said generation discovered it was their parents behind the whole coffee agenda, they desperately sought to fashion their new god independent of corporate interests. This helped to create one of the more reprehensible American gentrification movements since blacks earned full representation in voting booths. -
2018-03-07 at 3:16 AM UTC in Do you guys really read all the shit each other posts?
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2018-03-07 at 2:08 AM UTC in why do girls only talk to me when they're single?
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2018-03-07 at 2:06 AM UTC in How do you organize your thoughts?
Originally posted by Enter in all seriousness, when i come up with a good idea (which is always one of two things: a funny thread idea for NIS, or a plan to hurt women), I'll write it down in my notes app on my phone.
This is how it started for me, and now I have hundreds of notes in whatever order I made them. Every now and then I make the mistake of going through them and commenting or updating, which really jacks up the order of my shit. I've tried to consolidate them to the best of my ability, even deleting where necessary (which I usually consider anathema) but I'm a note hoarder. I've never thrown out a sticky note that I didn't photograph or copy somewhere else first. -
2018-03-07 at 2:03 AM UTC in why do girls only talk to me when they're single?
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2018-03-07 at 2:01 AM UTC in How do you organize your thoughts?
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2018-03-07 at 2:01 AM UTC in How do you organize your thoughts?
Originally posted by Open Your Mind I make a list of things I need to do otherwise I forget to. Beyond that I let my thoughts organize themselves.
I find that, if I don't get them out into the world somehow, they just repeat on a cycle. Sometimes one thought is exchanged out of that cycle for a different one, but I'm dealing more or less with the same set of ideas (I couldn't tell you just how many) more or less. It's not just boring or mentally congestive, it's downright maddening, I need to write that shit down. -
2018-03-07 at 1:57 AM UTC in why do girls only talk to me when they're single?
Originally posted by Enter Nope, they just want attention from guys. They talk to me when they're single because they know I'm only talking to them because I want sex. It makes them feel good.
Just tell them right away that you're not interested in sex. This will catch them off guard, and they'll probably like how that feels. Then you can go on to have a more meaningful conversation. -
2018-03-07 at 1:55 AM UTC in How do you organize your thoughts?At present, when I need to take note of something I scribble it down on a Post-it and put them wherever I expect I'll see them. As you can imagine, this gets messy. I've written 10-15 page papers in sticky notes on the wall. If I ever decide to live with a person, this will be a problem.
I also make liberal use of the Notes app on my Mac and iPhone because they sync easily and formatting is simple. I still manage to make this pretty messy. It might be time for a change.
How do you organize your thoughts? Do you keep a notebook? Do you use an app? -
2018-03-07 at 1:40 AM UTC in why do girls only talk to me when they're single?Maybe it's the other way around: they want sex from you.
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2018-03-07 at 12:12 AM UTC in Tfw no multiple gfs.My dad was kind of like that. No matter how much he cared for the woman he was with, he'd always find himself in an emotional affair with at least two others. It made my childhood complicated.
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2018-03-07 at 12:10 AM UTC in www.paycc.ml we are back big time and with new updatesHi Karen, you look ravishing tonight.
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2018-03-06 at 9:57 PM UTC in Lifes a Bitch
