I fuckin hate coffee

1. 2018-03-06 at 12:21 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It has now become worse than worhless to me... Gives me NO energy and makes me nauseous, about to quit, its just one of those garbage things that is propped up and made popular by marketing (i.e. alcohol) :icon13:
2. 2018-03-06 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   It's literally the best living thing that grows on Earth. You're probably just drinking bad coffee.
3. 2018-03-06 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What are you, 11?
4. 2018-03-06 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Drink matcha, it fucking tastes way better than coffee, is healthier, and gives you more energy with no crash
5. 2018-03-06 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Coffee is alright but I hate the culture around it
6. 2018-03-06 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #6
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I'm enjoying a cup right now. #KeurigLife
7. 2018-03-06 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus Coffee is alright but I hate the culture around it

   
   yea, a bunch of faggots wearing these glasses. that's why i drink it alone in my room
   
   
8. 2018-03-06 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #8
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I didn't drink coffee for a few years and I just started back up. It's the shit, it actually wakes me up now. It's not going to save you from a bad nights sleep, it's gonna just do that gay shit where it makes you feel like a ghost. If I'm ever up late on a weeknight I will abstain from the morning coffee for the reason that it makes me feel worse. it just enhances a decent rest.
9. 2018-03-06 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #9
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   The best cup of coffee isn't in Starbucks. It isn't even at the local co-op. The best cup of coffee is in your local jail. Being enjoyed early in the morning with the news by a mexican wifebeater who doesn't understand and an old black crackhead.
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10. 2018-03-06 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #10
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH The best cup of coffee isn't in Starbucks. It isn't even at the local co-op. The best cup of coffee is in your local jail. Being enjoyed early in the morning with the news by a mexican wifebeater who doesn't understand and an old black crackhead.

    
    And when a crooked CO sneaks you a Marbolo red it really kicks it up a notch!
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11. 2018-03-06 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Everyone knows the best coffee is LSD's. I mean come on. I can't imagine coffee so good that I would want to fight someone over it, much less whoop my own mother's ass black and blue
12. 2018-03-07 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH The best cup of coffee isn't in Starbucks. It isn't even at the local co-op. The best cup of coffee is in your local jail. Being enjoyed early in the morning with the news by a mexican wifebeater who doesn't understand and an old black crackhead.

    
    When I was in jail we only had instant shit from commissary and you had to prop a shampoo bottle against the button on your metal sink to let the water run long enough to get hot.
13. 2018-03-07 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #13
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Dick Florida...that's quite the name for an author. Last name, First name first please. Florida Dick.
14. 2018-03-07 at 3:22 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by Jeremus Coffee is alright but I hate the culture around it

    
    Starbucks introduced a generation to coffee, and when said generation discovered it was their parents behind the whole coffee agenda, they desperately sought to fashion their new god independent of corporate interests. This helped to create one of the more reprehensible American gentrification movements since blacks earned full representation in voting booths.