Posts by Zanick

1. 2018-03-07 at 10:20 PM UTC in Karen, our love will reign supreme
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   As a matter of fact, I think I do. That was quite the scandal. If I liked turtles and burrito carts almost as much as I like Karen, I'd be an obese, amphibious spic.
2. 2018-03-07 at 10:13 PM UTC in Karen, our love will reign supreme
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I don't mind the number behind her, I care about the one in her future. I'm probably going to murder all of those other guys, anyway.
3. 2018-03-07 at 10:10 PM UTC in Karen, you look so beautiful beneath the canopy of the Mallorns
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Please, don't stop. You've essentially stickied all of my work as a monument to my beloved Karen so that she will see it right away when she returns.
4. 2018-03-07 at 10:07 PM UTC in Karen, you look so beautiful beneath the canopy of the Mallorns
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Ironically, your attempts to dispell my love have only made it more visible.
5. 2018-03-07 at 10 PM UTC in Karen, you look so beautiful beneath the canopy of the Mallorns
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   And now, at last, our love acquires form. You will give me your hand freely! In place of spamming the forum, you will become my wife. And you shall not be banned, but remain beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. You shall love me and despair!
6. 2018-03-07 at 9:55 PM UTC in Karen, our love will reign supreme
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Like Tristan and Isolde, except that no duty will take me from you and there will be no false knight will slay us. There will be lots of idiots, to be sure, but our detractors will never succeed in prying us apart. Our love is an avalanche, crushing all the skiers on the mountain below. We will ignite the cold of space, bathing the stars in the fiery tempest of our romance. All who behold our marriage will tremble and despair.
7. 2018-03-07 at 9:49 PM UTC in Karen, you have seized my heart
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Maybe if you had found love in your life, you'd be able to sympathize with what I'm feeling right now. I think you don't like what Karen and I have because it reminds you that you'll die alone.
8. 2018-03-07 at 9:47 PM UTC in Karen, you have seized my heart
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   So what? I didn't submit them all at one time. My relationship with Karen is no more an imposition on the community than Enter's relationship with all other women, and I'd argue that mine actually produces content which can be regarded as artistically contributive.
   
   "Ban Zanick", however, 18 times in a row, is very obviously an attempt at spamming. At least Enter has a new story for each thread, and I have a new poem or something about Karen you haven't heard before.
9. 2018-03-07 at 9:45 PM UTC in Karen, where have you gone?
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Lol, you actually went into my post history just to bump all of my Karen threads. You should know that she only has eyes for me. You're not handsome enough, and you've never written her any poetry. Who do you think is going to come out ahead in this competition of courtship? I could tell you, but I'd rather see the look of disappointment on your face when she and I mate and I cut off your manhood and fuck you with it.
10. 2018-03-07 at 9:37 PM UTC in Karen, you have seized my heart
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    These were all submitted over the course of a day or so. My love for her can barely be contained, but I don't think one thread every couple of hours constitutes spam. One could argue that, by reviving them all at once, you are in fact the spammer.
11. 2018-03-07 at 9:21 PM UTC in Karen, you have seized my heart
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
12. 2018-03-07 at 8:48 PM UTC in How to find someone
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm not an expert on internet trespassing, but I would ask who hacks someone's email from their own cell phone without knowing how to cover their tracks. That might point you in the right direction, or at least clarify what kind of person you're dealing with.
13. 2018-03-07 at 8:40 PM UTC in How to find someone
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Usually, when this happens to me, it was me on another device. I don't know if that is your situation, but I would make sure of it before pursuing them if I were you.
14. 2018-03-07 at 8:34 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by infinityshock says who.
    
    no one, thats who.
    
    the fucking shamans with 'phd' behind their names know exactly jack, and shit, about human physiology…especially considering the way cholesterol plays into the equation. the entirety of what considerations the shamans and witch doctors attribute to cholesterol levels is based on how much drugs they can prescribe and how many shekels its going to get them. i am completely accurate when i say that modern medical 'science' has zero clue on the human physiological interaction with cholesterol.
    
    you want to 'prime example' me…the last time i had a bad-cholesterol test done it was in the double digits and considered 'low.' this was when i was eating at least a dozen eggs a day…sometimes up to two dozen a day.
    
    the fact is, the biggest factor relating to a persons cholesterol is their individual physiology. anything else is secondary.

    
    Dietary cholesterol doesn't necessarily translate to high levels of total plasma cholesterol, a fact which we're still trying to fit into our understanding. But if you accept any nutritional science apart from what your parents taught you, you'll note that the correlation between a vegetarian diet and healthy cholesterol reduction has been demonstrated over and over.
    
    At this point I'm pretty sure you're actually i!literate, so why are you on a BBS instead of Pinterest and 4chan where you belong?
15. 2018-03-07 at 8:11 PM UTC in Karen did nothing wrong
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by Lanny Free karen 2018

    Originally posted by Lanny Free karen 2018

    Originally posted by Lanny Free karen 2018

    Originally posted by Lanny Free karen 2018

    Originally posted by Lanny Free karen 2018

    Originally posted by Lanny Free karen 2018

    
    
    
    
    
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16. 2018-03-07 at 7:47 PM UTC in r e t a r d e d wordenhancements to gifted
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    RELEASE THE TRIANGLES, FREE BUNDY
17. 2018-03-07 at 7:45 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by infinityshock there are no health benefits to eating shit-vegetation over meat.

    
    Uh, yeah there are several. For one, it reduces cholesterol and your overall risk for heart disease. That's true of pretty much any vegetarian diet. You're a prime example of what evolution is trying to avoid.
18. 2018-03-07 at 7:37 PM UTC in Karen is the female equivalent of David Duchovny
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    No, I want them both. I am willing to settle for just Karen.
19. 2018-03-07 at 5:30 PM UTC in A note to other women:
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    It's nothing personal, I'm sure you're all very nice. But Karen's got the hookup. She has the updates. You aren't even close to Karen. Why would I want you when I could have her?
20. 2018-03-07 at 5:26 PM UTC in Karen, I'd like to see you in a hat
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I bet you wear the big, round, floppy ones. I bet you look cute in your floppy hat.