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Posts by Zanick

  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Maybe it won't be perfect for every forseeable set of circumstances, but can you think of a better way to implement some basic verification that we aren't putting guns in the wrong hands?
  2. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Nah, I'm pretty satisfied with this solution. I have a functional bluetooth keyboard acquited at zero cost to me that will work with my iPhone and suit my academic needs. If data loss occurs, I'd prevent absolute ruin by taking advantage of cloud storage and regular backups to a 2004 mac mini. It's not ideal but it should be enough support given my busy schedule. Still, it's clearly not the wisest option even though it's free. I might still put a basic netbook on credit for addes security but hold on my wine is about to spill i balanced it so carefully on a cushioned chair out of sheer laziness so please excuse the sudden interruption and i hope you all understand
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Have you. considered just getting an OTG cable and connecting a keyboard. I am assuming that you already have at least one keyboard.
    It'd be really cool if that would work, the implication being that I wouldn't only be limited to external keyboards but could also combine the computing power of a smartphone with something like an external hard drive or other hardware, but unfortunately the iPhone wasn't designed as such. Anyway, I found out my sister has an old Apple keyboard that she rarely uses, so I guess this thread can be locked unless Lanny thinks it could be useful or if he just ain't about locking stuff. It's not an ideal fix since I still have to perform basic navigation and window switching, but I don't know what more I was expecting because there's no mouse option. It's working great and this might actually be a viable solution for my upcoming semester classes.
  4. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I have the iPhone 5C and I'm about to do a full-time courseload with no computer. Believe it or not, after family obligations, bills, car repairs, etc. I don't anticipate that I'll have funds for a decent computer anytime soon. What I want is a portable keyboard that I can remotely connect to my phone (preferably with a stand for display) that will allow me to compose documents and maybe perform other, basic tasks. I'm confident in its word processing capability - I've had great success in writing intensive Summer courses with just a smartphone in the past, but that was only one at a time and now I'm doing two to four at once, so I'd rather itt not be with my thumbs alone. Link me something good! I'll be looking for portabity, user-friendly layout and ease of compatibility. My budget is flexible, but I'd prefer under $50 and can go as high as $110 if you really sell me on a good piece of equipment.
  5. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    On a road trip with my father when I was maybe 11 or 12 we stopped for the night at a Super Motel 8 on a quiet stretch of Indiana highway to wait out the night. Around 4 AM I woke to the sound of a toilet flushing and hands under the bathroom faucet. The door clicked open and light spilled into the room, I figured Dad had woken up to pee. Just then, a loud snore erupted from the other bed and I turned over to see him sleeping there. The bathroom light dimmed, the door slammed shut, the hallway door was flung open and allowed to shut on its own. Hurried footsteps made their way across the room, stopping at the foot of my bed but I was too scared to look and see what it was. That was the last occurrence that night, I didn't go back to sleep. I still can't account for what happened, but we did ask the manager who assured us that my experience wasn't heard of. Apparently they have a decent number of ghost tourists who stay there just for this reason.
  6. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Just get the ultra thin variety condoms.
  7. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm a pharmacy assistant at a retail chain. Helping people bring down drug costs and working with doctors' offices to improve their therapy are rewarding for me but I'm working on my degree because I know it'll gove me better opportunities in healthcare to help people in other ways. So I do like my job a lot but I can't say I find it fulfilling, I want to do more.
  8. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    How did you come to the conclusion that what your life was lacking, happened to be a piercing in your dick?
    Who said my life was lacking? I enjoyed myself before and still do since.
    You are the most unassuming looking person to have a dick piercing, I wonder how many other people have incognito dick piercings that I'd never guess of. You'd think it'd be some rocker dude with a blue mohawk and sleeves of tats who'd do something like this, but no, it's ZANICK, metaphysical bookstore going, noodle eating ZANICK. The idea of getting my genitals close to any sort of needle makes me shrivel up. Glad you're happy with it though, and congrats on the new girl!
    Lol, I like to imagine how surprising it'd be for a coworker or one of my patients. I definitely don't look the part. And thanks! She's a sweet girl. Glad you made it over to the new site.
    I had to take my tongue piercing out a few weeks ago cause it was messing with my gums, so i figured id only keep it in for like half the day. After like six hours i couldnt get it back in again >_< Its crazy how fast some piercings can heal up.
    It's SO quick, I'm hesitant to even switch back to the short barbell in case something goes wrong. How was the tongue piercing bothering your gums?
  9. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    So you may recall that I posted a thread about my apadravya on RDFRN - it was seven months ago and I thought I'd fill you in on my experience since. Anyway, it's healed up quite nicely for a transurethral piercing. My new girl thinks it's really cool. I wouldn't way it makes sex so much better on its own, but it does seem to hit the right spot with its placement. I've shortened it down to more snug fit.

    Now for the really good part: a couple days ago I was at the gym when the barbell came undone in my shorts. I didn't notice until I got home and hopped in the shower, and by that time it had closed up. I thought about calling my piercer and explaining what had happened, but I knew that re-piercing scar tissue is an ill advised procedure. I refused to accept it. My cock had endured too much for me to throw it all away now. I went and got another barbell, a longer barbell, clenched my teeth and got down to the dirty work of shoving that rod through my closed up dick hole.

    The pain was horrible, as the 8 gauge hole had almost entirely sealed. I had to break a layer of skin just to get the metal back in, and then I was tasked with forcing it through the needle-thin pathway left behind after my jedielry had come out. Finally I had gotten it maybe a millimeter through my shaft when my vision grew spotty, my head lightened and I fainted. When I woke up I was still hurting badly, so I staggered to the bathroom sink and took a few handfuls of water into my mouth, grabbed a protein bar in lieu of missing glucose tablets and got back to work. Eventually I worked it through the shaft forcing it top-down, but the exit hole had closed up too much and I knew I'd have to tear some flesh getting it all the way through. Imagine shoving a pencil - just a little too large - through one of the ring holes on a piece of college ruled notebook paper. It was a lot like that.

    So I finished the job and made it to work a 1/2 hour late. TL;DR: dick piercing came out, I forced it the fuck back through. It's still pretty sore but the healing process goes on.
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