Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Update: It's been nearly 12 hours and still no reply. I'm beginning to get impatient.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
My room is a mess, but I will clean it up in time for Karen's next visit.
2018-03-07 at 5:23 PM UTC
in
Karen did nothing wrong
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Karen did not spam. To be spam, she would have to be unwelcome to the community, which is not the case. Some of us are in love with her. So, not spam. You should be dead for suggesting it.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I drank a lot last night, so I guess you could say I'm ready for a bloody Karen.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
She has rooted herself like an aggressive degenerative illness in my neurons and fires buckshot dopamine rampantly across my fatty tissue until the pressure is too much and I'm forced to produce something like this thread. I can't take it anymore; I CANNOT TAKE IT!
I NEED YOU BACK, KAREN. THIS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE FOR ME. I AM SUFFERING.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'll make a million dollars. I'll fight a thousand wars. I'll desecrate the Vatican and repopulate it with whores. I'll replace day with night, and night with day. I'll prove to my father that I'm not really gay. Oh, Karen! Don't make me a fool. I just couldn't take it, I'd kick the stool.
2018-03-07 at 8:23 AM UTC
in
Karen did nothing wrong
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Surely this cannot be your final judgment? Is there no way I can get to know her, and vouch for her? There must be something more I can do. Do you want my money? I can take out a loan if you want me to. WHAT?!
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Can you ask your supervisor to put Karen at your desk for a minute?
2018-03-07 at 8:05 AM UTC
in
Karen did nothing wrong
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Don't toy with my emotions, Lanny. Are you or aren't you going to liberate our romance from the confines of gmail convos?
2018-03-07 at 8:01 AM UTC
in
Karen did nothing wrong
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I DEMAND that her user privileges be restored IMMEDIATELY.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I've noticed I like less and less of what I see on Netflix and Hulu, enough that I may soon have to reevaluate my subscriptions. I can't watch Unsolved Mysteries forever, and when I'm done I have no idea what I'm going to do. Still, none of the others is even close really.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I understand why you had to ban her but you have to realize that what we had was real and goddammit, Lanny, it was BEAUTIFUL. I need an IP address or some way I can contact her. I can't figure out how to access that website she posted. Just give me anything, and you can be the good guy on the internet who reunited us in all the stories we tell our grandkids.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Right now I primarily use Chromecast. It's convenient, but it's not everything I'd want in a streaming device. I've seriously considered Apple TV because I have a MacBook and you can mirror your screen to your TV, which would be pretty great for my purposes, not to mention it's effective for streaming otherwise.
2018-03-07 at 5:33 AM UTC
in
Lifes a Bitch
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
You seriously couldn't be bothered to include an apostrophe in the title? Do you even know what an apostrophe is? WERE YOU RAISED ON A FARM? GOD, YOU IDIOT. YOU SHOULD BE DEAD AND NOT REPRODUCING.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
She represents a business that has contracted with Lanny to produce content for the forum in various romantic contexts.