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Pulling ya girl's yoga pants down and fucking her while you finger her clit

  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone You do realize… vaginas get fingered… uh, not clits, right? they get rubbed… like, you aren't going to fit anything "in" a clit, because it's got no "in"… Clits are like micro penises…

    You, sir, are a virgin. I pity you.

    you have no idea what men do to clits...nor the proper terminology men use when discussing their interactions with the penis-deprived sex. 'fingerings a clit' is perfectly acceptable terminology.

    post nude selfies.
  2. #22
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    computer says no






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  4. #24
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by hydromorphone You do realize… vaginas get fingered… uh, not clits, right? they get rubbed… like, you aren't going to fit anything "in" a clit, because it's got no "in"… Clits are like micro penises…



    In this case, the interpretation I got from the OP is that he is using fingering synonymously with "rub". I agree that "fingering" sounds somewhat off , and it perhaps IS being misused in Op's vocabulary but I still instantly knew that the sexual stimulating act he was referring to was "rubbing a clit."

    Hydro probably knew what he meant as well but the vocabulary conundrum he had gotten himself into was too good for her to pass up. lol, he kind of walked right into that one. Maybe you should have thrown in a Guess you didn't read that anatomy book in high school either?! AMIRITE?



    Although, yes, I do agree, "rub" works a lot better than "finger" when speaking about this specific type of sexual stimulation. The important thing is that I still understood what he meant and we were both thinking of the same thing in regards to the the actual physical stimulation being described. I did not jump to a ludicrous conclusion that he is trying to rip open an entry way through the clitours only to be proceeded by aggressive finger banging no more and no less that 3 fingers worth. No, no, no, of course not. That would be just insane. I hope would hope that most men wouldn't be so thrown off in a similar situation if it were the female to have a vocabulary mixup.

    Originally posted by NARCassist if a girl said 'finger my clit' to a lot of idiots she'd prolly get her clit poked out.


    "Wait, what? She wants me to finger her clit? Oh god that is so confusing, why didn't she just ask me to rub it? Oh what am I gonna do, I can't look like I don't know what I'm doing. Oh Gods in the heavens above, why must you torment me with this tricky word play? .... Oh well, guess I'll just poke it out.

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-10T20:44:37.643903+00:00
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  5. #25
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by NARCassist just trying to clarify this^. so if i lightly twist and rub a girls nipples, then i'm fingering her in the nipples yeah?
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    It honestly wouldn't surprise me if flaco was a virgin.
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  6. #26
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    only on niggasin.space




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  7. #27
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    hey guys, what's a clit?
  8. #28
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i guess falco will be at 20,000 feet right now joining the mile high club in the airplane toilet with some faggot steward french kissing his cock.




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  9. #29
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i wonder if he'll give him a tit wank with his asshole.




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  10. #30
    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    I bet hydro actually blows on dicks
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fingering is like the root word and then you have its forms, no?

    Fingering

    •Inserting fingers into any hole, regardless of that holes potential obstructions

    •Pinching any area of the skin and body, playfully painfully, painstakingly or patiently, so like as you're pinching

    •Manipulating any amount of fingers in a rubbing motion, from short, rapid movements of the fingertips to slow, hexagonally patterned movements or any other pattern for that matter

    •Tickling with fingertips and possibly fingernails, using varied pressures and sweeping patterns, throwing an occasional power tickle like your Uncle Randy

    •Poking and prodding by means of the fingers and tips. Includes repeated and aggressive swan-shaped hand taps to an individual's sternum.
  12. #32
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I bet hydro actually blows on dicks

    i think you'll find that's rimming




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  13. #33
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so if i stroked a girbil once, does that make me a pet shop boy?




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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-10T21:54:20.825598+00:00
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes if you went West immediately afterward.
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny hey guys, what's a clit?

    ask Bill Krozby...he has one he can show you
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *posts graphic high definition pic of clit*
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    wat
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    whenever my ex was naughty i would punish her by putting her over my knee. i would lift up her skirt, pull down her panties and then punish her by jerking her off on her bare ass cheeks. they would be totally red and sore by the time i finished and she wouldn't be able to sit down for a good couple of days without feeling the pain, so it would be a good reminder to behave herself in future.




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  19. #39
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny yoga pants are unattractive to me despite being apparently really popular with guys.

    wait, what.

    are you saying that your into guys ???
  20. #40
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader wait, what.

    are you saying that your into guys ???

    he sounds like he's pretending to be a girl again the way he says that




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