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2022-02-22 at 11:13 AM UTC in Near Death Visitationslol, did he torture them until they prematurely gave birth?
the only place that's supposed to be turbo-haunted around here is the North Head Quarantine Station, went there for a school excursion once but nothing interesting happened. I've been meaning to go back one night but nobody I know wants to do the tour, so I might just jump the fence and try to piss off the ghostsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-21 at 2:52 PM UTC in Fuck killing myself... I'll show her.Warring couples and exes who use their children as leverage against each other are the absolute scum of the Earth.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-21 at 1:03 AM UTC in Fuck killing myself... I'll show her.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-20 at 4:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by RIPtotse I woke up handcuffed to a hospital bed and had to go to a psych ward for 3 days all because I took too many kpins and they thought I was trying to kill myself, when in reality I just forgot how many I took earlier and kept eating them. Stupid fucking towel head doctors.
LOL
I remember 'waking up' from a blackout mid-step running away from hospital, faceplanting and making a bloodsplosion
I wish I still had the photo of me being leather-strapped to a guerney and wheeled back into the hospital giving a thumbs-up with blood trailing behind it
was probably around 10 years ago and prompted me to slow down on the drinkingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-20 at 12:45 PM UTC in En-cunto
Wtf is this false respresentation of a wholesome family fun Disney film?
I was at some girl's house last night and had to endure watching this bastard film with her children just so I could fuck her brains out later on. Goddamn shite nearly made my head fall off.
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2022-02-20 at 2:20 AM UTC in does this count as "business casual"
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2022-02-20 at 12:20 AM UTC in Post your Happy News Stories hereSee.. not all news is bad news.
a Seal nudged a man in the open seas to "Keep going Dude"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/man-survives-freezing-waters-swimming-five-hours-to-safety/ar-AAU4CWd?ocid=msedgntp
Scott Thompson, a commercial fisherman, took his boat out on the Santa Barbara Channel around 5 pm on January 26. Five hours of swimming later, he wound up on an oil platform with no boat.
Thompson wasn't fishing that day, but rather clearing his mind after recently losing a close friend.
On his way back, he stood up on the side of the boat, but rough waters took hold of the vessel. Thompson lost his balance and fell. That left him stranded in the water and watching his boat drift away. He attempted to swim and catch up to it but was unsuccessful.
"I thought to myself, great, this is how I'm going to die," Thompson, who was just wearing shorts and a t-shirt in the freezing waters, told CNN affiliate KABC. So he began swimming in hopes of finding safety.
Along the way, Thompson was met with a seal, who seemed like a sense of hope at the time. "The seal would go under water, and he came up and nudged me," Thompson told KABC. "Did it know, like hey, this human is in trouble; hey, keep going dude?"
Eventually, around 10 pm, Thompson found his way to oil Platform Gail.
TowBoatUS Captain Carson Shevitz told CNN Saturday this is one of several platforms off the coast and is lit up during the night. -
2022-02-19 at 1:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by aldra I remember waking up one time on the floor with a cat pawing at me, wondering why I couldn't see properly
I was wearing a horse mask half full with vomit
I remember lying on a bathroom floor hugging the toilet, room spinning and the sound my mate stumbling to the toilet. I could feel the hot splashes of his piss that bounced off the bowl hit my face.
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2022-02-19 at 12:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-19 at 11:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2022-02-19 at 4:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI never sleep long enough or deep enough to remember my dreams. Since I stopped smoking so much weed I've been hoping I'll remember my dreams more often but alas I still can't remember them. I always remembered them in prison because the lack of sensory stimulation would result in vivid dreams and be furious to wake up in the reality I was currently stuck inThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-18 at 10:48 PM UTC in Memorial pageThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-18 at 10:29 PM UTC in Memorial pageKind of reminds at the end of the film, "A Scanner Darkly", were Philip K Dick the author dedicates the film to all his friends who died as a result of misadventure. It goes something like:
This has been a novel about some people who were punished entirely too much for what they did. They wanted to have a good time, but they were like children playing in the street; they could see one after another of them being killed—run over, maimed, destroyed—but they continued to play anyhow. We really all were very happy for a while, sitting around not toiling but just bullshitting and playing, but it was for such a terrible brief time, and then the punishment was beyond belief: even when we could see it, we could not believe it…. For a while I myself was one of these children playing in the street; I was, like the rest of them, trying to play instead of being grown up, and I was punished. I am on the list below, which is a list of those to whom this novel is dedicated, and what became of each.
Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error in judgment. When a bunch of people begin to do it, it is a social error, a life-style. In this particular life-style the motto is “Be happy now because tomorrow you are dying.” But the dying begins almost at once, and the happiness is a memory. It is, then, only a speeding up, an intensifying, of the ordinary human existence. It is not different from your life-style, it is only faster. It all takes place in days or weeks or months instead of years. “Take the cash and let the credit go,” as Villon said in 1460. But that is a mistake if the cash is a penny and the credit a whole lifetime.
There is no moral in this novel; it is not bourgeois; it does not say they were wrong to play when they should have toiled; it just tells what the consequences were. In Greek drama they were beginning, as a society, to discover science, which means causal law. Here in this novel there is Nemesis: not fate, because any one of us could have chosen to stop playing in the street, but, as I narrate from the deepest part of my life and heart, a dreadful Nemesis for those who kept on playing. So, though, was our entire nation at this time. This novel is about more people than I knew personally. Some we all read about in the newspapers. It was, this sitting around with our buddies and bullshitting while making tape-recordings, the bad decision of the decade, the sixties, both in and out of the establishment. And nature cracked down on us. We were forced to stop by things dreadful.
If there was any ‘sin’, it was that these people wanted to keep on having a good time forever, and were punished for that, but, as I say, I feel that, if so, the punishment was far too great, and I prefer to think of it only in a Greek or morally neutral way, as mere science, as deterministic impartial cause-and-effect. I loved them all. Here is the list, to whom I dedicate my love:
To Gaylene deceased
To Ray deceased
To Francy permanent psychosis
To Kathy permanent brain damage
To Jim deceased
To Val massive permanent brain damage
To Nancy permanent psychosis
To Joanne permanent brain damage
To Maren deceased
To Nick deceased
To Terry deceased
To Dennis deceased
To Phil permanent pancreatic damage
To Sue permanent vascular damage
To Jerri permanent psychosis and vascular damage
…and so forth.
In Memoriam. These were comrades whom I had; there are no better. They remain in my mind, and the enemy will never be forgiven. The ‘enemy’ was their mistake in playing. Let them all play again, in some other way, and let them be happy.
I always found that part somewhat connected to our community everytime I saw the film.
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2022-02-18 at 8:32 PM UTC in Tomorrow (19/02/22) I am going to hang myself from the Concourse Shopping CentreIt's not your mental health, it's the drugs. Get off the drugs first, then make life-changing decisions.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-18 at 2:43 PM UTC in If the government can print money for free why do we need taxes?Yeah that's what causes inflation, at some point the bubble will burst and society will collapse al a Weimer Republic style.
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2022-02-18 at 9:43 AM UTC in The pandemic ruined gen ZI was given half a beer by my pops on my 12th birthday. got a buzz.
when he and his friends got drunker I went and snuck a second one from the fridge.
His birthday was the day before mine. so it was Our birthday party every year. I hated that dude though. he was a crazy fucker.
but he had a few good moments to be around. My Mom married him when I was 3 after my parents seperated the year before and divorced. And he adopted me and I took his last name for like the first years of my life.
then My Mom caught him cheating and she divorced him and was like You want your birthname back. I had to think about it because my first, middle and last name was the same as a popular musician at the time. but when I took my real name back, my first and last name was the name of a popular musician at the time.
I won both waysThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-18 at 12:15 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI just found out Trevor Moore died 6 months ago so I'm watching some whitest kids you know in his memory and trying to figure my life out
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2022-02-17 at 3:42 PM UTC in The pandemic ruined gen ZThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-16 at 11:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionIt's insane how fundamentalist Christians are against abortion and assisted suicide. They really like people to suffer personal, private hells on earth.
A few years ago before all the local papers were Bought by an oil company, there was a 4 page article after a friend of the editors died by assisted suicide. Iirc a few weeks later there was another 1 or 2 pages about some other rich person who offed themselves. I remember reading the articles and thinking that seemed like such a nice send off, on your own terms and everything. I think Hunter S Thompson is a faggot for doing it tho, nigga wasn't even depressedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-16 at 10:31 PM UTC in Is this a cult?Kafka is the Belle of Belfast city who likes getting her hair pulled and comb stolenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
