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2022-02-22 at 2:28 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Yeah just tell him it makes you feel gross when you guys fight. Or find someone more available. Coke always an option i suppose, but i always felt terrible afterwards.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-22 at 2:22 PM UTC in Near Death VisitationsI've been dead as fuck one time. I was blue and shit and barely made it to the hospital in time for nalaxone to be administered without severe brain damage. I woke up with ny shirt cut off with a fucking mask thing on my face and was immediately plummeted into the hell that is withdrawal. I wished I woulda died that day, not now I don't but when I first woke up. The guy next to me was in utter fucking shock, he had a broken leg. He was like, " dude you were fucking dead as fuck I can't believe you came back. You are so big they had a hell of a time getting you from the car into a wheel chair and inside." 6'6" 240 of pure dead weight lol.
I only overdosed one other time and woke up before the wambulance got there.
Never had a NDE but idk I was also high as shit 👍😎The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-22 at 2:11 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Kafka Ig because I’m not looking forward to doing anything fun, will just be studying, and feel bad about getting in a fight with my friend last night.
Why not tell her you feel bad that you guys fought? And schedule one fun outing to do tomorrow to break up the monotony? Studying isnt efficient if you arent at least a little engaged.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-22 at 2:08 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Kafka That’s when it closes.
A library that closes that late is awesome. Liverpool has this enormous one that is circular and goes deeper towards the centre. I use to love going there as a kid. The silence I found peaceful as well as having the world of knowledge at my finger tips.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-22 at 1 PM UTC in helladamgay PI leakHe lives at 3 maple lake
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2022-02-22 at 12:59 PM UTC in Near Death Visitations
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Holy shit I felt scared just reading that. Did you not look into it?
Nah iirc i dont think the phones back then had auto caller ID so there was nothing to call back and honestly i kinda didnt even want to be involved. Whatever it was about that voice was just so fucking unsettling i wanted nothing to do with it. And the whole message from beginning to end was only like 10-15 seconds. But there was this weird fear about what would happen if i tried to delete the thing so i just tried to work around it. And im like the least superstitious person i know.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-22 at 12:53 PM UTC in Near Death VisitationsI suppose it could be in the garage but i cant think of any reason wed have kept it. Sounded like one of those scurry asian bitches from The Grudge or The Ring the way the voice had this eerie modulation to it. In my imagination i always imagined it as some creature mimicking the tortured cries of some girls last words. Lol i used to avoid checking the answering machine at night just so i wouldnt have to listen to that part.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-22 at 12:42 PM UTC in Near Death VisitationsYears and years ago when we had a tape answering machine, got a message in the middle of the night with a voice of a woman sobbing saying “…dad im in trouble!.” Only the voice was really disjointed and spooky sounding and it cut off with this long metallic choking sound like the tape was going bad. I hated having to listen to that particular one when i rewound the tape, but i just couldnt bring myself to delete it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-22 at 12:37 PM UTC in Lately, for shits n giggles, ive been loitering near elevators and slugging people as they get off...Is that the type of thing tha5 really gets you off?
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2022-02-22 at 12:33 PM UTC in Near Death VisitationsI posted about my mom being stricken by a state of shock at the exact moment of impact of her cousin and grandfather being hit by a train. She was like 8 years old and walked home, then when she got home she saw her mom holding her head in her hands and my mom said "it's grampy isn't it" had the story confirmed verbatim by grandmother
Barny o gill and those Lil ppl thoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-22 at 11:13 AM UTC in Near Death Visitationslol, did he torture them until they prematurely gave birth?
the only place that's supposed to be turbo-haunted around here is the North Head Quarantine Station, went there for a school excursion once but nothing interesting happened. I've been meaning to go back one night but nobody I know wants to do the tour, so I might just jump the fence and try to piss off the ghostsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-21 at 2:52 PM UTC in Fuck killing myself... I'll show her.Warring couples and exes who use their children as leverage against each other are the absolute scum of the Earth.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-21 at 1:03 AM UTC in Fuck killing myself... I'll show her.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-20 at 4:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by RIPtotse I woke up handcuffed to a hospital bed and had to go to a psych ward for 3 days all because I took too many kpins and they thought I was trying to kill myself, when in reality I just forgot how many I took earlier and kept eating them. Stupid fucking towel head doctors.
LOL
I remember 'waking up' from a blackout mid-step running away from hospital, faceplanting and making a bloodsplosion
I wish I still had the photo of me being leather-strapped to a guerney and wheeled back into the hospital giving a thumbs-up with blood trailing behind it
was probably around 10 years ago and prompted me to slow down on the drinkingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-20 at 12:45 PM UTC in En-cunto
Wtf is this false respresentation of a wholesome family fun Disney film?
I was at some girl's house last night and had to endure watching this bastard film with her children just so I could fuck her brains out later on. Goddamn shite nearly made my head fall off.
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2022-02-20 at 2:20 AM UTC in does this count as "business casual"
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2022-02-20 at 12:20 AM UTC in Post your Happy News Stories hereSee.. not all news is bad news.
a Seal nudged a man in the open seas to "Keep going Dude"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/man-survives-freezing-waters-swimming-five-hours-to-safety/ar-AAU4CWd?ocid=msedgntp
Scott Thompson, a commercial fisherman, took his boat out on the Santa Barbara Channel around 5 pm on January 26. Five hours of swimming later, he wound up on an oil platform with no boat.
Thompson wasn't fishing that day, but rather clearing his mind after recently losing a close friend.
On his way back, he stood up on the side of the boat, but rough waters took hold of the vessel. Thompson lost his balance and fell. That left him stranded in the water and watching his boat drift away. He attempted to swim and catch up to it but was unsuccessful.
"I thought to myself, great, this is how I'm going to die," Thompson, who was just wearing shorts and a t-shirt in the freezing waters, told CNN affiliate KABC. So he began swimming in hopes of finding safety.
Along the way, Thompson was met with a seal, who seemed like a sense of hope at the time. "The seal would go under water, and he came up and nudged me," Thompson told KABC. "Did it know, like hey, this human is in trouble; hey, keep going dude?"
Eventually, around 10 pm, Thompson found his way to oil Platform Gail.
TowBoatUS Captain Carson Shevitz told CNN Saturday this is one of several platforms off the coast and is lit up during the night. -
2022-02-19 at 1:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by aldra I remember waking up one time on the floor with a cat pawing at me, wondering why I couldn't see properly
I was wearing a horse mask half full with vomit
I remember lying on a bathroom floor hugging the toilet, room spinning and the sound my mate stumbling to the toilet. I could feel the hot splashes of his piss that bounced off the bowl hit my face.
Real horror show.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-19 at 12:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-19 at 11:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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