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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol my friend went to prison...wait 2 friends..and federal prison at that...both for 8+ years for making explosive devices.


    Your obviously heading in the right direction bro đź‘Ťđź‘Ť
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  2. frala Avant garde shartist
    I am so glad Kafka showed up and breathed some life into this place. Thread is gold.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahhhh, yes. Bikes.

    Bikes bikes bikes.

    You got your high riders and your low boys. Your 3 wheelers and your silly-tops.


    Tandems and solos, unicycles, octocycles, pedal-pushers and engine-goers.

    Red green blue and yellow. Huffy, Trek, Schwinn, Bushyfoot and Plikypoo. Dangly rainbow colored strips of ribbon dangling from the end of your handlebars with hot pink beads rattling in your spokes, the hot air flowing across your face as you ride across down to the shit pond as it's your only means to bathe yourself.

    Ah, yes, bikes.
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  4. The RD was famous for it's powerband, you'd hit that thing and it would take off like a rocket. Also "famous" for it's ability to do wheelies really easy as you passed the old folk at the bus stop.
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  5. Originally posted by stl1 Didn't you have a difficult time driving that motorcycle through that two feet of snow?

    I rode my bike many times in snow...I had a little trials bike for when it snowed....a KE125

    ..like this one...same color too..eta oh wait no, mine was blue.

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  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure,

    Back in Blighty when I was a young fella me lad, motorcycling to work in -20C temperatures sometimes, I'd wear my girlfriends wooly tights under my jeans to try and keep warm.

    Did your bike get stolen? There's not one person I know who hasn't had a bike stolen in their lifetime.
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  7. Now i wanna make an alt and take pictures of my legs in cupcake stockings
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  8. I just wanna go to pubs and rob drug dealers and perfect my irish accent and pour drain cleaner on our hands together
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  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I would have like to have done cocaine with Kafka whilst she talked about Ireland, films & books in her unique fashion.
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  10. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I came close to dying a couple of times, the biggest time from from cancer, so I have a good sense of my mortality and wasn't afraid of dying from the coof.

    I definitely lost all respect I may have had for the Catholic church though. When the coof hit they reacted disgracefully, closing churches and stopping masses, weddings and funerals.

    Also in summer 2020 BLM hit, and the Pope, who likes touching and feeling black people's feet, reacted like the jedi turbo cuck he is and blamed all black people's problems on white people. The whole thing was disgusting - the whole Catholic church seems determined to drive away as many people as possible by being as disgusting as possible.
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  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka 5’6, already told you

    I don't remember sorry.
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  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I think women's wrists and ankles are really sexy, IDK why, i love rubbing their ankles where the foot meets and looking at how thin their wrists are and find myself kissing both and rubbing circles around their joints.

    I never heard of anyone else having this.

    i like jaw lines too, feet disgust me and i don't feel attracted to hands.

    I have at least one photo of every one of my exes' wrists to look at every couple of years.

    OK Dahmer
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  13. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Where were you guys at when princess Dianne flipped her car and tapped out after literally sniffing a shot of yager

    I was telling my American wife who idolized Diana and was crying on the bed after hearing of her death

    "1 down a dozen more to go"...that might have been the beginning of the end of that marriage.
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  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    This will look like All of America when the economy collapses soon

    It's sad we came to this. it's sad we have this now. but its small compared to what is coming

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  15. Church of England was started so Henry the VIIIth could get a divorce after the Catholic church wouldn't let him.
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  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    it also kills the seonin so don't start kafka ❤️🍀
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  17. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Kafka I got them from Dollskill but can’t find them there anymore. Other cute sites are Yesstyle, Liz Lisa, Sechuna brand, Etsy and Jane Marple Japan.

    Nice nice. My oldest would love most of the stuff I was seeing on Dollskill, and Yesstyle had some really good deals. The little bit I looked at the rest of them I saw some really cute stuff the the littler ones would look cute in.


    Thanks, brah. Not really sure who you are, or where you came from, or if you're a real girl, but you have good taste.
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  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Kafka I didn’t become lucid but I did get to kiss Britney

    your will to kiss britney showed it was lucid. next time be aware and kiss her with nuclear war and chaos.

    I mean you wouldn't do that in the real world because it would be insane af.

    but in dreams.. they're like movies. personalize movies.
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka Who’s your favourite character?

    Travis Bickle, simply on the basis that Ronald Reagan was nearly killed because of him.
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  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Kafka I dreamt I was with Britney Spears, we were by a cliff edge and there was an abandoned building. Inside these curtain things and rave music, a few people sitting on sofas, bad vibes. Then in that village, in a pub they were taking forever to get my order, so I just left and waited at the bus stop. Idk it was weird in there, bad vibes again, old people and a dog running about. Then in Britney’s bedroom, we were planning to do something, then her dad came in, sat on the bed and started recording us. I confronted him but it felt so bad like he was going to kill me or something.

    why didn't you control the dream with nuclear war and enjoy the chaos that followed?
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