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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Did I hear a bike pedal fall off ?... nah...





    ❤️
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    was reading about general niggertry

    turns out the whole 'necklacing' thing originated in Africa, where they throw a tyre full of petrol around your neck and light it


    only traditionally, they don't light it. they leave the lighter within arm's reach, then stab you and hit you with hammers and shit until you light yourself up
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I AWAIT THE WISE WORDS OF OUR DEAR SPIRITUAL LEADER POPE PROPANOL II

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  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka I do http://textfiles.com/100/purity.txt

    That's the test you administer to a prospective date. For best effect entice with non disclosure agreement. Nothing so romantic as doing paperwork.
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Meikai like zoomies and MOON PERSONs have access to so many sub-cultures which serve as massive time sinks

    do boomies have something similar?

    Yelling about how MOON PERSONs are all lazy entitled pieces of shit that need to pull up their boot straps and buy a house and pay for their $100 education making minimum wage. Save your nickels. Shop on the outside aisles and make a meal that costs only 3 cents per serving

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  6. Daddy Chill

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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka The ending of Snuff was unexpected.

    It seems like snuff was designed to open up as many possible crazy scenarios as possible then build towards an unlikely one that was less fantastical but much better than any of the others and pretty sympathetic and truthful. I didn't really get the Semitic subtext at the time but I bet if I re read it I'd find alot of it

    I remember when the kid who thought he was her son came up, I didn't believe hee when she said she wasn't his mom...and then he basically raped her, that was pretty balsy writing. That whole book seemed like it could have been from Garth Ennis' "preacher" (and a storyline from it has many similarities)
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  8. smokemon Houston
    I'll post dream 2 tomorrow, it's late as hell and I need to get to sleep.
    So here's a bonus, one of the dream fragments.

    I was in class in a dream high school. Ronald McDonald was in the class. I saw him playing on a fancy new phone, and he finished and put it away in his clown pocket. I thought to myself "I'm gonna steal his phone." I went over to the teacher and I was like "Ma'am, I need your help, I had my phone out and Ronald McDonald came over and stole it from me!" She was like "Oh really?" She walked over to Ronald and I followed her. She asked him if he had stolen my phone and he denied it. I professed "He took it and put it in that pocket right there" *points to pocket* The teacher was something like "What's in that pocket? Show me!" Ronald McDonald pulled out the phone. "Give it back to him, NOW!" He handed me his own phone and I put it in my pocket and walked away with it now in my possession, thanks to the teacher. The rest of the dream was just your typical "lost in school" bullshit. The bell rang for class change and I wandered around like a fucking moron with no clue where I was going.
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  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bradley that tv looks like it came from a charity shop as well

    that was my first option I was looking for a decent one in few different charity shops as I’m on a budget now but they only had like 19” so I had to get this from Costco with a 5 year warranty

    I did pick up a couple books for 50p each though, ironically this one



    There’s loads of quality stuff in secondhand shops in this area I moved to, absolutely love it 🥹
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lol girl..no..I'm not your emotional punching bag...go away😜
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nile I got hospitalized 1 time, released after 2 weeks.

    had one psychiatrist tell me im "too sane and i don't think things will go well for you" im serious.

    in fact even you asking if im mentally ill just shows the extent of my problem. I'm not insane, i have a great memory and when i relate the experiences i have i get "u should see a doctor" from many people who ive come to understand will never understand.

    It's like having veils removed, but with each lifted the further from the masses you get. other aspects of reality that while not as clearly visible are just as present are revealeed. It's interesting too, I get to interact in a direct way with the powers that shape this world, literally enlightened while being run down and hounded by demonic forces.

    Life is a mystery to be experienced not a puzzle to be solved. Stop trying to figure shit out and just experience it.
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  12. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Kafka Do you have any mental illnesses? Wym a dark force hovering over you?

    I got hospitalized 1 time, released after 2 weeks.

    had one psychiatrist tell me im "too sane and i don't think things will go well for you" im serious.

    in fact even you asking if im mentally ill just shows the extent of my problem. I'm not insane, i have a great memory and when i relate the experiences i have i get "u should see a doctor" from many people who ive come to understand will never understand.

    It's like having veils removed, but with each lifted the further from the masses you get. other aspects of reality that while not as clearly visible are just as present are revealeed. It's interesting too, I get to interact in a direct way with the powers that shape this world, literally enlightened while being run down and hounded by demonic forces.
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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    TRUMP WON!!
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson but what do you WANT them to be is the question.

    If it's what will they be mine will be something like "The money is buried underneath the….the…"

    yeah I just reread the title. gimme a minute
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  15. Originally posted by POLECAT I figure my last words will be oops or FUCK!!!I expect itl be a tree, rock or cliff that gets me to say that

    but what do you WANT them to be is the question.

    If it's what will they be mine will be something like "The money is buried underneath the....the..."
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  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Humans getting mauled by sloth bears on the Indian subcontinent.
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Was it just a random woman?

    I wish. If I recall I had lied about myself alot so it might as well have been. We had sex in the stairwell of her mother's apartment building another time
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint..the China had never been used ... the sheets had never been slept in ...Titanic was called the ship of dreams.. and it was.... it really was ...❤️
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  19. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Kafka I can’t tell if this is satire

    it's not.

    the example i used was just a recent thing so it's the first that comes to mind. but basically things like that happen. like dude, finding shit tickets in the woods when thats exactly what i needed that day is weird.

    the demonic? people repeat things to me that are relevant to my thoughts at that moment, or just say odd things in general. not crazy homeless people mind you, people in new cars, well attired. I've been called king, warrior, lucifer by strangers. one guy at some random frozen lake in ontario walked up and said "the first new moon" just odd shit. took video of them on my phone? deleted. I'm sitting by the water in toronto and get mobbed.

    or when i decided to name whatever dark force thats hovering around me, I chose Kaskitiwow Moskwa, thats black bear in Cree, i pass black bear lake 3 minutes later, in english yes but thats a spooky synchronicity. No map, didn't know that area. somewhere in ontario.

    a man made a one eye gesture at me, putting one hand over his eye and looking at me right after i went crazy and then was getting the shit kicked out of me by heroin dealers who i uhhh tried to convince to make good after ripping me off, i over reacted tbh and kinda deserved the beating, i really went over board lol, junkie lives matter too.

    and the number 33 keeps popping up for me, in a frequency too much to be random, in dice throws, in card draws. when i look at clocks.

    basically things like that constantly happen to me.
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  20. Nile bump
    Originally posted by WellHung you got drunk and passed out outside and got frostbite and lost your hands lolololol

    actually i didn't pass out. i was awake, which is worse somehow.

    and i still have hands, just very much reduced dexterity, like it's a whole operation to tie a knot or light a bic but i can manage. my hand being all fucked up is oddly enough a small thing in my life compared to the weirdo demonic sorcerer assholes i deal with, i wish i wasn't serious but i am.
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