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  1. Kafka sweaty
    He's probably killed them in a parallel world.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    He speeds and drinks drives with the kids in the car, putting my family at risk of being maimed so he probably deserves it.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    He used to run with some crowd, said he saw someone get their hand chopped off once. So I wouldn't be surprised if he cut off peoples fingers when he broke into houses.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Probably my family never speaking to me again which is a plus.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    There won't be any stabbing. They're having a medieval themed wedding so he probably would be interested in sword-fighting. I'll buy him a sword as a wedding gift.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    He used to break into peoples houses and zap them with a stun gun so I feel like I have to go on the offensive with someone like that.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    He does IT work so he doesn't really need his legs.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I have a feeling my sister's sociopath fiance could become a threat to me in the future. He spat at me one time and pretended it was an accident. Anyway, since he has violent and daredevil tendencies, what if I challenge him to a sword-fight (blunted blades) and then accidentally maim him? I feel like there's a 50% chance he'd agree to it, like he may see through my plot. I really want to sword-fight someone.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    This morning I woke up to a threat so straight away I ordered fairy books. I have too many things to stress about but am determined to have a productive day.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if it's normal to still think about childhood toys from time to time.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I realised I don't regret buying back my childhood toys so I just made an offer for the one I have my sights on that's still in its box. I'll know in 24 hours if it's mine.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    My soul has latched onto my grey sweatshirts which aren't for sale. Been sleeping in them most nights for a decade and though I wash them it still seems gross so I finally ordered a new one yesterday.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    They're not just clothes, they're compliments from strangers.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I have extreme separation anxiety with Akira and it's pretty constant. I think she's the same way but she's spending more time away from me lately, isn't constantly glued. That's why I've stopped letting her outdoors. I think it's okay to an extent, it's good we have a close bond and I go to sleep quickly at night because of her. But anxiety is anxiety and I don't know how to relieve it.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    https://www.tipsbulletin.com/how-to-get-cat-hair-out-of-the-laundry/
  16. Kafka sweaty
    It'd probably be easier to pick the cat hairs out with my hands...
  17. Kafka sweaty
    The cat hairs are real. They're still on clothes after they're washed.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump They only appear when you tumble dry them a lot though, right?

    It's small things like specks of washing powder. Now that I think about it I may be imagining it all but I feel like the clothes are cleaner when I go over them.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Instigator Just imagine what life would be like before antidepressants amd tablet form medication 💊,

    I'd gladly take whatever form of legal smack and cocaine they were giving out at themtimes

    Semen acts as an antidepressant.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Period blood can heal cuts which is pretty weird.
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